Thread by @AliAdair22

“The American people are all Blanket now.”—Marina Hyde, @guardian

🗞 After Donald Trump’s deranged balcony address, we’re all gasping together

theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

Via @guardian: “Think of Trump as the 83rd Airborne, parachuting his deadly particles deep into butlers’ respiratory systems. He won’t give you a Purple Heart, but he might give you purple lungs.”

Via @guardian: “In fact, it’s kind of amazing that conspiracy theorists have lined up so supportively behind Trump, when he’s really the most convincing proof yet of all their worst fears. The Man really is lying to them, he really is wicked, and he really does want to kill them.

Via @guardian: ...The damning evidence is right there in front of everyone. Only, instead of begging Oliver Stone to make a film about it, they want to give Trump a second term.”