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11 Oct

@nbcsnl

The Fly on @nbcsnl tonight should be played by MANGO.

The end

Mango

SNL just called Trump’s doctor Dr handsome liar hahah

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10 Oct

#BREAKING JUST NOW

A Pennsylvania federal judge has denied the Trump campaign and GOP's bid to make ballot dropboxes in the state unconstitutional, a resounding defeat in a battleground state cnn.com/2020/10/10/pol…

2/ Judge Nicholas Ranjan of the Western District of Pennsylvania court also refused to throw out policies in Pennsylvania allowing signatures on mail-in ballots to not strictly match the voters' signature on file.

3/ Judge Nicholas Ranjan of the Western District of Pennsylvania court also rejected Republicans' fears of voter fraud, saying it's possible but not proven likely.

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9 Oct

So I went to the boat to grab a bunch of storage bins full of boating things since the season is over. I left the bins days ago at end of the docks by the bushes.
I am driving over a several miles long bridge with da bins & about a million baby crickets jumping out of said bins

I hope they are crickets because it is dark and I don’t want to know what is crawling all over

Update: home, got Oreo ( the immi chicken) and opened the doors. Instant breakfast

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5 Oct

@mercedesschlapp

The only question I want answered after 4 years on twitter is not about Russia, or trump taxes, or @mercedesschlapp having low key fun with how many staffers. It is:
@Paula_White, when did you fuck the president for the first time and how many times did you two do it?

I have been asking for a denial for years. She knows

You know it is true

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1 Oct

People are still tweeting at me the 10 miles new wall figure is not accurate and trump built over 300.
I have receipts.
Bush Signed the border fence act in 2005-2006. the first map shows in red where the work is to be done.
Second is last weeks DHS maps. WHAT DO YOU SEE? THE SAME

2/ here is what President bush signed into law in 2006: ( you can't dispute this because, well it is signed Law and easily searchable)
The Secure Fence Act (2006) instructed the Department of Homeland Security to protect 700 miles of the U.S ( the redlines above are 700 miles)

3/ 123-mile-long vehicle fencing along the southern boundary of Arizona's Organ Pipe Cactus National Monument forms, one of the longest continuous physical barriers on the U.S. border.

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23 Sep

@AliVelshi

Trump's rally tonight is bonkers.
Here is a thread:
This clips has everything:
- Tuna cans
- Spou cans
- A president advertising Goya and Bumble bee
- Tuna can baseball pitch
- cops dodging tuna cans
- Boasting about my homie @AliVelshi getting assaulted.

@AliVelshi

2/ trumps bonkers rally tonight:
- This one is all about @AliVelshi, a member of the press, getting hit.
- Trump said he will try the shaved head one day maybe