X : Thoughts on a UK cloud?
Me : AWS and others have availability zones here.
X : To encourage a cloud industry?
Me : You do that by building on top of existing components not by rebuilding them.
X : Supply chain security?
Me : Assumes you know what your supply chain is ...
... which most don't. Secondly, we live in a connected world unless you're planning on putting up barriers to everything? Why do you ask?
X : Thinking about a UK Gov cloud effort.
Me : Lol. There's no-one left in UK Gov who is that daft. We got rid of them ages ago. Unless ...
X : Unless? You mean there's a reason?
Me : No. I mean "unless" the idiots have sneaked back into positions of power again. It's possible. It would be monumentally daft. You are joking aren't you?
X : I've heard some arguments in favour.
Me : Build our own AWS? God help us ...
Me : .... though I did hear a rumour that we invested in One Web (LEO satelittes) because we needed GPS (not LEO). I thought people were just being unkind as no-one is that daft. I suspect talk of growing our own cloud industry is just idle chatter. No-one is that daft.
X : Supporting data sovereignty?
Me : Self sufficient in bananas yet? Maybe someone missed the lessons on global supply chains and necessity for competition? Though I must admit, when it comes to issues of sovereignty (whether physical or data) then having a map is useful.
X : It ain't silly, if you do it with #OpenShift.
Me : What a quip. Thank you. I haven't laughed this hard for ages. I can sort of imagine someone trying to flog that. Seriously though, unless they've all sneaked in by the backdoor, there was no-one that daft left in Gov.
X : Is this the point when I say "world class"
Me : Oh dear. A British cloud for British people? With JAM leaving then hopefully a stronger spend control will put an end to any such nonsense.
X : You say "No-one is that daft" a lot.
Me : I suppose subconsciously that I'm repeating it in the hope that it'll be true.
X : You mean there are people that daft?
Me : There always is. A general rule of IT is that if you can't see the mug then you are the mug.

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X : Is mapping just about things?
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X : Thoughts on herd immunity?
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X : Yes
Me : Thoughts of eugenics, criminal, grotesque and huge numbers of deaths spring to mind.
X : Great Barrington declaration?
Me : I'd question everyone who signed it as a risk to public health and national security.
X : Not a supporter?
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X : Why national security?
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Me : Who is X? Is it just me talking to myself?
X : No and yes. X is a mix of different conversations that I string together. I'm part of X, so is everyone but X is no-one.
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X : I'm Sparatcus!
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X : Nope, I got that from Jane.
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X : Yes.
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X : Nope, this is the conversation you had with Adam. This stitching process makes the conversation more real.
Me : Ok, that last bit is me.
X : Rachel.
Me : Hang on X, you're outwitting me?
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X : You produce your own power?
Me : Well, some of it. On a cloudy, overcast day like today, I'll onlyproduce about 40-50% of what I consume.
X : That's not bad.
Me : It's terrible. That's direct consumption which is small fry compared to indirect.
X : Indirect?
Me : Yep. The shop bought pizza you bake also contains all the energy for growing, shipping, packaging, moving, storing and creating it. The cooking is the small bit.
X : You make your own things?
Me : I try to and repair what I can.
X : To save energy?
Me : In part but that's not the main reason.
X : What is?
Me : Guilt for being a hypocrite and not doing the one thing I should do ... become a vegan. There's no such thing as the non vegan environmentalist, never was. There are just people trying to hide guilt.
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Me : Three session tracks - archway, square and round - full of goodness.
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Me : You won't like it.
X : Try me.
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