Someone chiding me about cursing makes me want to curse 10x as much.
Someone sent me a DM to let me know I had disappointed them but they would follow me a little while longer to see if I would “improve my language”.
Yeah, about that...
Seriously, the people on Twitter who believe their personal moral sensibilities are laws by which all must abide lest they disappoint are just the worst.
The worst.
The single greatest byproduct of going through a solid decade of terrible shit is that it freed me from the debilitating fiction that I need to care about others’ judgments.
I ain’t running for mayor.
I am not without my merits. I am also vastly flawed and objectionable in myriad ways.
I annoy even myself. Often.
There are ample people who don’t like me - for quite sound reasons.
That isn’t my problem.
It is not only not important to me to be even widely loved; I don’t give the tiniest of shits whether my authentic self pleases or chafes.
I have zero interest in living in service of others’ approval.
And BTW, life is a whole lot happier that way.
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Haberman would NEVER do truly damning reporting on Jared and Ivanka because that would cut off her access.
So instead, she’ll write fawning bullshit about how amazing the air smells when you walk behind Ivanka in the hallway and how Jared has the nicest loafers ever.
And to add to the injury of her pandering incompetence, Haberman will launder propaganda from outlets like the NY Post - which her employer would never publish - because that PLEASES the White House.
A servile sellout. A gossip reporter given a plum role at her dad’s paper.
This story paints a picture that is just Narcissist 101.
Faced with a looming humiliation, they whirl around like lawn sprinklers spraying all manner of increasingly unhinged accusations, excuses and demands.
Starting a little late but I'm going to follow along as Kamala Harris debates the obsequious, vacuous bag of old Sunday school clothes known as Mike Pence.
Let's go.
Naturally, my laptop just crashed, so bear with me as do a two-thumbed riff.
Anywho, first couple questions have rolled by.
As is his nature, Mike Pence is delivering smarmy crap as greasy as gooseshit through a tin horn.
The guy is more oily than a bag of mackerel.
Senator Harris is hammering away at Pence and the guy just smiles a creepy smile and lies through his teeth.
The irony is that his lies, no matter how smoothly delivered, have almost no import in this race.