Thread by @suibunnies

am now thinking about wwx accidentally stumbling into a room of 10 lan wangjis!

wwx: um....lan zhan--

everyone turns to look.

wwx: i mean...lan wangji..?

everyone still looks.

wwx: what is going on?

wwx realizes that his husband has been multiplied. he groans. it's his fault! it was that copying talisman he was goofing around with!! this is terrible!

and they're all staring at him! with those same intense eyes! if one isn't enough, then how is he supposed to deal with 10?

wwx, already thinking about a way to undo the curse, in the awkward silence of the room, filled with anticipating lan wangjis: how do i know which one of you is the real one?

lwjs: it's me, wei ying

wwx thinks about a solution.

he thinks about asking them questions -> probably not useful because they all have the same knowledge.

he thinks about examining their physical appearances -> probably not useful because they're all the same and the copies seem very real.

hmm..

suddenly, he feels like a light has been ignited. the sky opens and casts a godly ray of sunshine. he is a genius.

"so.. who here wants to fuck me?"

they all raise their hands but one.

it worked. only the real lan wangji in this situation would not want to fuck wei ying. all the fakes would, because they are simps.

wwx walks up to the one who didn't raise his hand. that lwj greets him with a smile. "wei ying. you found me."