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18 Oct, 9 tweets, 2 min read
My cat is eating lasagna. This is incredible. This is everything I've ever wanted.
She's a tiger cat, too. And so fat. Oh my god, it's real. Garfield is real.
I'm trying to upload video of my phone but it's grainy and dark. Anyway, I was eating lasagna in bed because I'm high as hell and my cat, she just comes up and helps herself to whatever I'm eating. I was getting pretty full so I left her the last bite.
And then after she ate the noodles and cheese and she was going to work on the sauce around the edge of the bowl, I was like, holy shit. This is Garfield.
This tweet was part of this thread but I'm high.
Anyway, then I started watching the Garfield Thanksgiving Special and she won't look at me at all.
Again, I get it. It's basically just people ripping on Garfield for being fat while his owner sexually harasses every woman he meets.
Man, I'm pretty sure the prime time specials were not intended for children.

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17 Oct
Might be a bad time to point this out, but GOP incumbents aren't really concerned about fundraising and endorsement gaps because they know they're not going to lose their jobs even if they lose this election.
The only reason they're scrambling to make more and more money is for personal profit only. They know they're in for life, no matter the outcome.

Like, a coup is not coming. The coup already happened.
This is not to discourage anyone from voting. Go out and vote for the love of god, because I would LOVE to be wrong and needlessly pessimistic.
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Yesterday, I saw a nurse on FB railing against HIPAA, "So we know who they are!" They, of course, being "crazies".

I had panic attacks all day.

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I'm going to do a thread here about Alexa Riley and Entangled because there is an aspect that is bothering me beyond "scammers get rewarded. If I get interrupted or sidelined, I'll be back.
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I'm a firm believer that one time is an accident, many times is on purpose, and there were *many* similarities pointed out. Then came the revelations of catfishing.
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After I poked fun at Ghostbusters the other day, my mentions turned into Gender and Film 101 course held in a building with a massive gas leak. This morning, one of the points someone made was, "Why isn't the new Charlie's Angels all men?" and that got me thinking.
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Here are the things commenter "Sushi" pointed out on my blog about The Mister vs. Poldark:

Maxim is childhood best friends with his closest male relative's wife.
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AND WHILE IT'S VALENTINE'S EVE LET ME ALSO SAY: The reason Romeo and Juliet isn't a love story isn't that they're stupid kids who die for love. JULIET DID NOT DIE FOR LOVE SHE DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS OUT OF OPTIONS.
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