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18 Oct, 6 tweets, 2 min read
Welcome to the club, French police. Welcome to the club.
Poor knife man. nytimes.com/video/multimed…
nytimes.com/2016/01/26/wor…
nytimes.com/2016/02/01/wor…
1977
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Anyone who is familiar with Stephen Covey's 7 Habits of Highly Effective People can go down the list of all 7 to see how the Palestinian Authority failed at each one and explain how it's their own damn fault.
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1. Be proactive.
Take the initiative to respond to your experiences positively and improve the situation within your circle of influence.

PA Grade: F
Only reacts. And always negatively.
2. Begin with the end in mind
Act based on principles and constantly review your mission statements against the goals you set.

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Policies of rewarding terrorism, and international bullying don't help achieve goals.
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Antisemitism: A Brief History

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Q: What is the worst possible thing you can be accused of?
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Farrakhan's followers are saying that the Jewish people aren't the original Jews and not actual Semites.

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13 Jul
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We are dealing with the following types of antisemites:

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Yet remembered to make a goodbye video.
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