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20 Oct, 6 tweets, 2 min read
It’s raining salacious. “Everyone who was a part of the Epstein sex ring should be concerned.” apple.news/AhkQRaOVhSrqAV…
Zoomin yer Toobin. theguardian.com/media/2020/oct…
Her parents musta told Kim she was sitting on a gold mine. Did you Kanye is running for President ins some states and vIce President in other states #MonetizeThat #Shit cinemablend.com/television/255…
Trump will have his very own fan club after the election. It’s going to get very weird and very ugly in January. businessinsider.com/women-accused-…
The Democrats are no slouches in the scandal department either but unlike the mega preachers and Conservatives, they don’t go around lecturing everyone on how to use their junk. lists.grabien.com/list-democrati…
As Trump transitions from angry scumbag President to angry scumbag private citizen, I fear he and his butthurt family won’t hobble away and leave us alone to sweep up the rubble.

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20 Oct
Donny is lonely. I have been on Fox and Friends many times and I send my condolences in advance.
I think it’s the funniest part of his presidency. The need to buttonhole TV hosts like a drunk convincing a cop he just had two beers. mediapost.com/publications/a…
Maria is also another target of Donald’s unrequited need to endlessly drone on, destroying commercial breaks and other scheduled guest slots. cnn.com/videos/politic…
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18 Oct
Sound familiar? The very first thing the new AG needs to get on is to arrest the Faux Russian Fuckery Crew that stretches back to Weiner's laptop and now embraces this clumsy attempt four years later.
Joke: The son of a Presidential candidate walks into a blind guy's shop to have him fix his child pornography filled laptops. Blind guy can't remember who dropped them off but tells the FBI who tells Steve Bannon who tells Rudy who tells the New York Post. #CantSeeNoPunchline
This is Mike Flynn's lawyer channeling horseshit from the 2016 con that led to Weiner's laptop being scanned by the FBI. Nothing new or incriminating was found. But certain people tried very hard to pretend that child pornography was on that laptop.
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18 Oct
"Imagine" if he will lose? I again submit the Nixon scenario. Trump needs a pardon and a plane ticket from President Pence before he flees tp Abu Dhabi to join the rest of the Felonious First Family in Exile. If he stays his life is effectively one continuous court trial.
Its going to be hard to find a vacation home. pewresearch.org/global/2020/09…
Trump loses Nov 3, claims fraud like all deadbeat businessmen, riots start, he resigns to pretend he is doing it for us. President Pence issues a blanket pardon around Christmass. MBS/MBz buy all his shitty properties and he moves to Abu Dhabi to avoid an avalanche of subpoenas.
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17 Oct
ISCAP also includes the shards of the Kenyan al Shabaab which put a fatwa on me for mocking their or guys addiction to moccachinos. Jihad is hell.
“PR” guy. Dammit.
Some people have Pulitzers. I have fatwas.
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16 Oct
FauxNaifOutrage over TwitterCensor. Social media consistently blocks millions of censored images, URLs, people and trends, The Post story was written by a political hack specifically to be pimped by Trumperazzi. Fuck em if they cant take a joke theintercept.com/2020/10/15/fac…
When exactly will the media take a stand against grifting bullshitters like Trump and his army of dim social media hucksters? Twitter did exactly the right thing and all the right media whores who rely on internet squabbling to sell products to low cognition consumers screamed.
Twitter is a promotional site for celebrities and the unwashed who access a global audience. People forget that Trump is using his personal twitter account. So he is no more or less relevant or accountable than Taylor Swift or Renaldo. #ShutTheFuckUpDonny brandwatch.com/blog/most-twit…
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16 Oct
“You’re the president, not someone’s crazy uncle.”

Not according to the niece who wrote that book.

theguardian.com/us-news/2020/o…
Biden was boring just like a politician should be. Donald was like a drunk at an AA meeting. He seemed shocked that someone called bullshit on his looney toons. I can see why he surrounds himself with tainted toadies and gutless bootlickers.
Damn internet laying out "Donald is a cray uncle" quotes like the midnight buffet at Circus Circus.

"It is an epic tragedy of parental failure that my uncle does not understand that he or anybody else has intrinsic worth.”

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