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21 Oct, 4 tweets, 1 min read
Spaceforce or whatever? IDK. 2020 more or less.
Sure why not
@ConnorSchwenk on the camera
Mars landing

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9 Oct
Rose Colored incoming - life is GOOD and we are in the home stretch. And I said I would
WITH THE ROSE COLOREDS ON, IT LOOKS LIKE THE GREAT WALL OF TRUMP SUPPORT HAS SHATTERED AND LIES IN SMOKING RUINS AT THE FEET OF BIDEN/KAMALA. Watch this:
First off, you don't even need rose-coloreds to see that Trump has lost A MAJOR STEP in terms of verbal acuity since 2016. He's slipping and he doesn't even have a good nick name for either Biden or Kamala. Sad.
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3 Oct
Dark Dirk has the con
and Dark Dirk doesn't really GAF about having feels for the First Family of making everything worse
And while Dirk doesn't believe in Heavan or Hell or Karma Dark Dirk prays Dark Prayers for eternal misery for 45 and his enablers
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2 Oct
Before the endless news cycle moves on, I want to take a moment to focus on Kimberly Guilfoyle. A THREAD. Most of this is from this article newyorker.com/news/news-desk… 1/
The article facts about KG from time at Fox: she preyed on a just-out-of-college intern by forcing her to come to her apartment where KG worked naked; KG showed her dic pics of sexual partners AND FANS; KG made intern massage her naked thighs; KG talked sexploits; /2
KG also told young intern to "to submit to a Fox employee’s demands for sexual favors, encouraged her to sleep with wealthy and powerful men, asked her to critique her naked body, demanded that she share a room with her on business trips, required her to sleep over" /3
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25 Sep
It's almost happy hour, so here is the happy-hour-est song on the new record, Not Gonna Take It.
I had a ton of help with this and it's come a long way including from @SophieSRapp @Photos62 @marykerry @MeggieOcean @AskDesCamp @The_Jett_Cam @JupiterDi1112 @LorseaR @embeeshea @mylastsoberduck @JeffJWarwick @matchracer @kelly2277
And I borrowed a couple lines from @JennaLeeTV
Here's the original -I haven't gone back to listen - but I guess it wasn't terrible? Also on that original thread:@LoisSmithers @camcath @ChillLicense @alcawyn @elizabethnWA48 @Christin210 @GayleErmadean @tulippoplar @WilsnJoyce @OakCreekWx @bobs_house
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20 Sep
Libertarians, socialists, cold war kids, theatre geeks, professional athletes, touring musicians, followers of Jesus or the Koran or buddha, LGBTQ - WE ALL ON THE SAME TEAM NOW - a thread.
The organizing principle of libertarianism is that government should not unecessarily intrude on our private lives.
So libertarians are natural allies of BLM, Mom's Demand, sane gun owners, and Jesus freaks. Why? Because the vast militarization of police stems from the fact that there are so many guns on the street ... and nobody wants that.
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19 Sep
We are on the very brink of losing Roe v. Wade and much, much more. Hopefully that will arouse the sleeping masses and send them to the polls. A critique and THREAD
Moving forward, win or lose in 2020, can we please acknowledge that we (liberals and people of good cheer) have done EVERYTHING wrong in the abortion debate?
We have every right position - that education, birth control, and prosecuting child rapists all lead to fewer abortions and bad outcomes. And this is good.
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