I'm not a fan of Dreyfuss, nor he of me, and his magazine has straight-up lied about me in its pages, but he's *certainly* no fan of Trump—so if he says the Giuliani-Bakalova scene is less sexual than the major-media outlets who saw it implied it was, I want readers here to know.
1/ Most of the reaction on Twitter came without the film having been seen by the authors—me included—though most of it *was* reacting to major-media reporters who'd seen the scene (or claimed to have done so). The scene is problematic whether or not Giuliani was touching himself.
2/ We're told Giuliani was flirting, drinking, asking for Bakalova's number/email, and—after agreeing to retire to a bedroom with her—touching her inappropriately (as Dreyfuss confirms). He believed her to be a foreign national from a former Soviet republic seeking info on Trump.
3/ We know this happened while Giuliani was (is) under federal investigation for conspiracy to commit bribery, fraud, and working as an unregistered foreign agent; we also know this happened while he was (is) working as Trump's election-tampering intermediary to Kremlin agents.
4/ We're told Giuliani rushed from the room when Cohen entered, and wanted to cover his bases sufficiently—creating a record of having done nothing wrong—that he called the cops. We know he's a pathological liar who takes bribes from foreigners and tries to tamper with elections.
5/ There should be no sexualized contact or romantic entreaties between the president's lawyer and a foreign national trying to get intel on the president. None. *Ever*. Under any circumstances. Especially given what Giuliani is being investigated for and what we know he's doing.
6/ The Guardian (UK) story was poorly written, permitting the conclusion that Giuliani had cause to think Bakalova underage. We still don't know what footage was cut from the scene—we don't know what Giuliani "knew" or was told—but the early reports were unnecessarily confusing.
7/ My first reaction to all this was that if a comedian can effortlessly get Giuliani alone in a videotaped bedroom with alcohol and a woman from a former Soviet republic who he wants to sleep with, is touching inappropriately and is willing to give info about Trump to, it's bad.
8/ I said that if Cohen can do *this*, it means Putin's GRU, SVR or FSB can *effortlessly* do the real thing to Giuliani with an equally videotaped bedroom, equally tasty alcohol, and a woman from Russia or a former Soviet republic he equally wants to sleep with. I stand by that.
9/ I actually didn't find the reaction on Twitter to be obsessed with the masturbation aspect of the story or even the underage-girl aspect of the story; I think the main thing was Trump's lawyer on camera in a hotel room with a foreign national in a generally sexualized context.
10/ Who knows what Rudy was thinking in that bedroom? (Though we can guess.) Who knows what Rudy wanted to see happen in that room? (Again, we can guess. Or not guess—but speculate reasonably based on the context clues that are in no way refuted by anyone, Dreyfuss or otherwise.)
11/ But the main thing is this: it didn't matter. Media ran with the story as a harmless prank—missing the national security component entirely. Many outlets either didn't cover it or covered it as a pop-culture story. So it's hardly the case that *anyone* got this exactly right.
12/ But everyone—from conventional journalist to metajournalist to citizen journalist to non-journalist—should want to get the story right. And "right"—in this case—doesn't involve masturbation/pedophilia (it seems) but involves national security implications still being ignored.
13/ It'll be tempting to blame Twitter for getting this "wrong." But the initial *major-media* reports were misleading—apparently—and the *follow-up* major-media reports appalling in their dismissiveness. I just don't see a winner on this one. But there should be one clear loser.
14/ Giuliani acted in an inappropriate way that underscores how reckless he is with intelligence about Trump, how heedless he is of intelligence concerns he's been warned about, how ready he is to engage in compromising scenes with someone he *should* have worried could be a spy.
15/ When "Borat 2" is available for free on Amazon on Friday, I expect I'll see a scene that underscores the near-certainty that the Kremlin has compromising material on Giuliani, and that he would engage in illicit quid pro quos. And *that's* what finally matters in all of this.
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I can't locate anything "metamodern" in THE BOYS—if you want metamodern superhero fare, read Matt Fraction's HAWKEYE run, which follows Hawkeye as he does things like attend neighborhood cookouts and fix his home entertainment system—but I guess WIRED can? wired.com/story/amazon-t…
PS/ Oddly, @jkehe identifies GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY and THOR: RAGNAROK—two metamodern films—as postmodern, and THE BOYS, which is hardcore late postmodernism, as "metamodern." I think the problem may be that the review is using a term whose usage the reviewer is unfamiliar with?
PS2/ THE BOYS is conventional flipped-script late-postmodern dialectics—"You mean the supers are the *villains*? But!"—with a hero class that's all anti-hero, and anti-villains (conflicted villains) thrown in for good measure, all of it then clarified by trite corporatist tropes.
(MUSIC) In Milwaukee many years ago Sturgill Simpson asked if I was in the crowd and cited my essays on metamodernism from the stage before singing this song, the sort of experience that'll never be repeated but stands as one of the best moments of my life
(PS) The only thing that approached that was this completely unexpected moment in an interview with one of my favorite artists, Natalie Mering (Weyes Blood)
(PS2) I tell these nice stories because the dark ones are really dark, like a far-right convicted cyberterrorist issuing a fatwa against me on the dark web because he believed (many years ago) metamodernism was a Jewish conspiracy I had personally developed to take over the world
I issued warnings re: these "peace deals" a year ago, based just on my research for Proof of Conspiracy (2019)—not based on me being prescient, omniscient, or in any way special. The warnings were ignored. Now we'll all pay the price—as media lauds Trump for deals made years ago.
A Saudi-Israeli scam is coming soon—a fake normalization deal between nations that secretly made peace before the 2016 election to collaborate to aid Trump. The scam will be Trump's big "October surprise." And media will fall for it—because they wouldn't read Proof of Conspiracy.
Some of you may think, who cares how it happened if it leads to *peace*? As we discuss in the coming Episode 8 of the new PROOF podcast, what's coming is not peace but war. And the cost of that war was illicit pre-election collusion between Trump and the nations in the news now.
(THREAD) One of the questions I get most frequently on this feed—if you can believe it—is about cultural theory. I discuss #metamodernism frequently, and people often ask, "What is it?" I'll do what I can to answer the question here, with links. I hope you'll read on and retweet.
1/ I usually try to avoid answering this question, for many reasons. Here are just a few:
1⃣ Metamodernism has caused people to go crazy.
2⃣ Metamodernism is so new there is little literature on it.
3⃣ Metamodernists are currently in a civil war.
4⃣ Metamodernism can be complex.
2/ Two more:
5⃣ Metamodernism is a "cultural paradigm," so it is such an encompassing term it really can't be adequately discussed in a character-limited social media platform.
6⃣ Metamodernism permanently changes the lives of those who study it, so it must be wielded carefully.
BREAKING NEWS: As Presaged on This Feed Six Weeks Ago, Trump Has Announced a New "October Surprise"—a Scam Saudi-Israeli Normalization Deal That Is Merely the Formalization of the Two Nations' 2016 Agreement to Covertly Offer Illegal Election Assistance to the Trump 2016 Campaign
PS/ How did I know this was happening weeks ago? Because I wrote a book on Trump's dealings with the Saudis and Israelis in 2019 (Proof of Conspiracy). All the other conspirators in the "Red Sea Conspiracy" had already publicly normalized relations with Israel. Only MBS was left.
PS2/ I have consistently called out false claims by Trump's ODNI that Saudi Arabia isn't illegally tampering with the 2020 election—as they did so in 2016 and have more reason to do so now. A scam normalization deal is a gift MBS can give Trump to help aid his reelection in 2020.
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MORE/ A staggering 62% of debate-watchers tell CNN that Joe Biden directly answered questions more frequently than Trump did. Only 31% say Trump was more direct—a jawdropping 31-point "doubling up" of Trump for Biden. You usually don't see numbers like this in a post-debate poll.
MORE/ 54% of debate-watchers concluded, after watching the Tennessee debate, that Democrat Joe Biden had "a better plan for solving the country's problems."