What does a scientist do when she comes home from work in the middle of the night and her daughter isn't home?
According to 'Mission Mangal', she and her husband go to the joint where the kid is partying, knock back a couple and dance the night away.
Nachaniyas never stop their
propaganda for degeneracy.
A scientist who's grappling with a tough problem is asked by his colleague - 'Are you a virgin?'.
This is supposed to be a movie about science, for Pete's sake.
When a tropical thunderstorm delays your satellite launch, the team of scientists get drunk and get into a fight with a random guy on the metro. Bollywood is a national embarassment.

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