In which @monkchips tries to convince us that Giraffes (along with their query language) are real. 
https://twitter.com/monkchips/status/1319318440168095745
The search for a multi-cloud success story continues.
My computer grows scared of what @monkchips might say next.
Apparently @monkchips would like everyone to weigh in about how their favorite language wasn't represented fairly.
The sales pitch grows less and less subtle with time.
Next in the evolution, we ignore Kubernetes for our own sanity:
"Kubernetes involves complexities that not everyone wants, and serverless also attracts hipster developers." He said it out loud! YES!
"They've swallowed our car keys, wallets, spirits..." iPhones or pets, you decide.
"DBA used to be a job. Now there are enterprise orgs getting rid of them, moving DBs into the cloud, and that role is going away" as companies pivot to Route 53.
"Here are AWS's largest competitors."
Data warehouse --> Data their house
Note "egress costs that won't kill you."
"Thanks to our sponsor, DevilLambda."
"Can you summarize this in the most pithy way possible?"
He'd be pithed if @monkchips actually did it.
He'd be pithed if @monkchips actually did it.
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