1. After Dr Dumiso Dabengwa died and the family successfully snubbed a heroes acre burial as per his wishes and the presidency snubbed his funeral, many ZPRA cadres have made me custodian of their burial wishes via wills and commissioned statements...
2. They complain about how government ignores them in life, lets wallow in poverty and be harangued by hunger only to give them Grand Funerals. Dr Dabengwa used alot of his resources to assist them. After he passed on many have remained neglected
3. I generally, enjoy spending time with leaders of different stages of periods of our history and now. Veterans & Chiefs are my favorite though. The stories, the honest criticism, the humour and the wisdom is amazing. After about 3 months in exile, I called some to touch base
4. They are ever happy to hear from me. Some don't even know my name. They call me Foundation, some Mfana kaDabengwa and some Commander or President. My last call was bad. One said "lokhe kwafa uDD, sesizintandane. UDD ubesengubaba lomama
5. They complain that those close to the feeding trough elbow them away or help them on condition that they endorse Zanu PF misgovernance. Another that I had sent isitshebo said "Wena Mfana angilampuphu". My heart broke. Abadala bethu abazange batshontshe. Bayalamba!!
6. So izolo I made an appeal on Twitter for them.. we have managed to get mealie meal & cooking oil. Siyabonga Twitter! We got cash in SA. We are buying groceries for them. Please assist with a pro bono malayitsha. Please Retweet for awareness. DM @RealBeefactor & I to assist

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