Thread by @chittukuruvi4

#humor Humor in Uniform

Major Saheb came to visit a military hospital.

Asked the first soldier - what is the problem?

Soldier said - Piles, Sir.

Major asked- What treatment is going on?

Soldier- In the morning a compounder brings a bottle of iodine and applies iodine to the affected area with a brush.

Major- What do you want?

Soldier- I wish that I can get well soon and go to the border and break the teeth of the enemies.

Major- Well done.

Major asked another soldier - what is the problem?

Second soldier - I have a herpes.

Major- what treatment are you getting?

Soldier- In the morning a compounder brings iodine and applies iodine to the affected area with a brush.

Major- What do you want?

Soldier- I wish that I recover quickly and go to the border and break the teeth of the enemies.

Major- Very good.

Then the Major went to the next soldier and asked- What trouble do you have?

Soldier - I have trouble with pyorrhea in the teeth.

Major - Are you getting proper treatment?

Soldier - In the morning a compounder brings iodine in the bottle and applies iodine brush to the affected area.

Major said - and you will also wish that you get well as soon as possible and go to the border and break the teeth of the enemies ??

Soldier - No sir, I do not wish it.

The Major grunted and said - so what do you want?

Soldier - I wish that the compounder who brings the iodine in the morning should come to me first.

😂😂😂