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What is #psychodynamic theory?

A view that past effects present, #unconscious motives guide behavior, relational patterns repeat over time, dreams are interesting, catharsis is healthy, morality is good, infancy/childhood is important & ppl use ucs. coping skills aka #defenses.
Defense mechanisms exist on a spectrum of adaptation with people using immature, neutral, and mature defenses at different times in different frequencies. More frequent use of immature defenses is not good - links with all sorts of psychopathology & ppl may not love hanging out.
What are mature defenses? They link with different measures of success, life satisfaction, happiness, & the absence of psychopathology:

#Humor-Comedy is good for your mental health

#Sublimation-Anger is good for your work

#Suppression-Don't think about upsetting shit too much
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A Machine-Generated View of the Role of Blood Glucose Levels in the Severity of COVID-19

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#GlucoseLevels #COVID19 #MachineLearning #models #analysis
Internet Archive’s Modern Book Collection Now Tops 2 Million Volumes

blog.archive.org/2021/02/03/int…

#InternetArchive #BookCollection #volumes
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Daily Bookmarks to GAVNet 08/02/2021 greeneracresvaluenetwork.wordpress.com/2021/08/02/dai…
An Uncertain New Phase of the Pandemic, in Which Cases Surge but Deaths Do Not

newyorker.com/news/annals-of…

#COVID19 #variants #InfectionRate #DeathRate #analysis
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Bezig in Ik Was Een Van Hen van @zeegersmaarten [2016]. Interessant boek over zijn undercover periode in het islamitische deel van de Schilderswijk / Transvaal.

Een aantal indrukwekkende passages:

"Volgens officiële statistieken is 90% allochtoon en 75% moslim." #ikwaseenvanhen Ik was een van hen van Maar...
@zeegersmaarten "De Oostenrijkse immigratiewet is even streng als die in NL, maar alleen van toepassing op eigen onderdanen. Voor anderen geldt de soepelere EU-wetgeving. In e praktijk betekent dat dat ik ik met Sarah overal mag wonen, behalve in eigen land. Maar na een half jaar in O. hebben
@zeegersmaarten we 'Europese rechten' opgebouwd., waardoor de eisen voor gezinshereniging vervallen. Zelfs de leges van verblijfsvergunning hoefden we niet te betalen."

Daardoor konden ze dus in NL wonen zonder aan de NL regelgeving voor meegenomen partners te hoeven voldoen. Een sluiproute.
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Daily Bookmarks to GAVNet 07/17/2021 greeneracresvaluenetwork.wordpress.com/2021/07/17/dai…
Racism is magnifying the deadly impact of rising city heat

nature.com/articles/d4158…

#racism #cities #temperatures
Christian attitudes surrounding abortion have a more nuanced history than current events suggest

theconversation.com/christian-atti…

#christianity #abortion #history
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#CPIdaCovid | Comissão no Senado ouve vendedor de vacinas que denunciou pedido de propina na gestão Bolsonaro; CPI DA COVID AO VIVOComissão no Senado ouve vendedor de vacinas que denunciou pedido de propina na gestão Bolsonaro; acompanhe; acompanhe
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Vendedor de vacinas reafirma à CPI pedido de propina de US$ 1 por dose no governo Bolsonaro

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Empresa admite que autor de denúncia de propina intermediou negociação da vacina com ministério; Luiz Paulo Dominguetti relatou à Folha e reafirmou na #CPIdaCovid ter recebido pedido de propina de US$ 1 por dose

www1.folha.uol.com.br/poder/2021/07/…
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Ricardo Salles pediu demissão do ministério do Meio Ambiente nesta quarta (23). Veja sua trajetória durante a gestão Bolsonaro, dos recordes de desmatamento à investigação por suposto favorecimento de empresas. Siga o fio🧶e leia na Folha:
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Eu avisei que não ia passar boiada, diz delegado da Polícia Federal que denunciou Salles; bit.ly/2U2r3AE Image
Você sabia que a Folha tem um Monitor de Políticas Ambientais? Confira: arte.folha.uol.com.br/ambiente/monit…
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Ex-ministro da Saúde, Eduardo Pazuello, depõe na CPI da Covid. Siga o fio 👇 e acompanhe ao vivo na Folha: bit.ly/2Ruj8Lm

Foto: Raul Spinassé/Folhapress
Pazuello agradece oportunidade de falar na CPI da Covid e lamenta mortes causadas pela pandemia. Acompanhe ao vivo: bit.ly/2Ruj8Lm

Foto: Ueslei Marcelino/Reuters
Eduardo Pazuello fez longo discurso na abertura da CPI. Ele trouxe dados que podem dificultar checagem rápida dos senadores e até da imprensa, ganhando tempo. O recurso também pode servir para eventual uso do HC do qual dispõe para evitar perguntas bit.ly/2Ruj8Lm
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#humor #psychology
A Professor started his class on a very serious Topic. The moment he turned towards the blackboard, one of the students whistled. He turned, looked at the class and asked the Whistler's name. No one answered.
The Professor peacefully kept the Pen in his pocket saying: "Lecture ends here. I'll tell you a story to utilise the remaining time".

Everyone became interested.
"Yesterday night I tried hard to sleep, but it was miles away from my eyes, so I thought I'd better get petrol in my car, which will save my time next morning and might induce sleep.
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Daily Bookmarks to GAVNet 05/12/2021 greeneracresvaluenetwork.wordpress.com/2021/05/12/dai…
GOP State Lawmaker Slammed For Saying 3/5 Compromise Aimed To End Slavery

huffpost.com/entry/tennesse…

#PartisanPolitics #SystemicRacism #institutionalSlavery #RevisionistHistory
Educated man says he’d rather die than risk dying from AstraZeneca vaccine

thebeaverton.com/2021/04/educat…

#humor #vaccines #COVID19 #CriticalThinking
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Remedy for severe headache #Humor

A MAN went to a Doctor suffering from a severe headache for years on end.

The doctor said, “Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is it will require removing your testicles"
“You have a rare condition which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.”

Joe was shocked but he knew he had no choice but to go under the knife.
When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, and he truly believed he could make a new life.

He saw a men’s clothing store and thought, “That’s what I need ... a new suit.”
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An old one with a new twist. Take it either shaken or stirred!! #humor

A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed, who could not only serve drinks efficiently but also converse with the customers intelligently on a variety of topics.
A guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him,
"What's your IQ?"
The man replied, "160."
Robot said: "hmm, Scientist?"
Man replied: Yup, "Astrophysicist"
So the robot proceeded to make conversation about the Grand Unified Theory of Universe of Stephen Hawking while serving him drinks.

The man listened intently and exclaimed, "This is absolutely great"
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Daily Bookmarks to GAVNet 03/23/2021 greeneracresvaluenetwork.wordpress.com/2021/03/23/dai…
Five tips for understanding and managing your emotions to build flourishing connections

nature.com/articles/d4158…

#EmotionalIntelligence #ProfessionalRelationships #psychology
Essay on Academic Bullying Full of Misrepresentations

chronicle.com/blogs/letters/…

#academe #bullying #OpEd
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Das Robert Koch-Institut (#RKI) und die
"wissenschaftliche #Evidenz" in der Corona-#Pandemie
Ein Jahrhundert vor der Corona-#Pandemie leistete Dr. #Wu Lien-teh Pionierarbeit: Er erkannte, dass sich die #Lungenpest über die #Luft ausbreiten konnte, und mahnte, Menschen sollten zum Schutz #Masken tragen en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wu_Lien-t… Image
#Mesny, ein bekannter französischer Arzt, verunglimpfte Wu und weigerte sich, eine #Maske zu tragen. Er starb an den Folgen der #Lungenpest. 60.000 Wu-#Masken halfen die #Epidemie unter Kontrolle zu bekommen. Die heutige #N95-Maske ist ein Nachkomme der Wu-Maske
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#humor

A couple was celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor.
”Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad,” gushed son number one.
‘Sorry I’m running late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient,you know how it is, and I didn’t have time to get you a gift.”

“Not to worry,” said the father. “The important thing is that we’re all together today.”
Son number two arrived and announced, “You and Mom look great, Dad. I just flew in from Los Angeles between depositions and didn’t have time to shop for you.”

“It’s nothing,” said the father. “We’re just glad you were able to come.”
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Daily Bookmarks to GAVNet 02/18/2021 greeneracresvaluenetwork.wordpress.com/2021/02/18/dai…
Thought-detection: AI has infiltrated our last bastion of privacy | VentureBeat

venturebeat.com/2021/02/13/tho…

#AI #privacy
mRNA Platform: Drug Discovery & Development - Moderna

archive.is/ikPov

#development #discovery #drup #platform
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#humor #NoGyan

One day an Irishman, who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon.

He thought to himself, "It's certainly not a ship."
As the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out even the possibilities of a small boat or a raft.

Suddenly there strode from the surf a figure clad in a black wet suit.
Putting aside the scuba tanks and mask and zipping down the top of the wet suit stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde!

She walked up to the stunned Irishman and said to him, "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a good cigar?"

"Ten years," replied the amazed Irishman.
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