If you cut out DSTV & your daily cup of coffee... you could own this
We underestimate how much cash is buried in your couch. Dig deep. Start today
If you're keen on getting The LaFerrari for Christmas, shoot @cjsvlog a DM.

.... otherwise DM me for Forex signals in the meantime
Forget about hard work, relationships & diversifying multiple income streams.

Just manifest guys. Cut out coffee & manifest! Also, go pay an exorbitant amount to listen to a motivational speaker tell you how lazy you are.

Thank me later 💪🏽💪🏽
Ask yourself when last you got sick. Do you really need medical aid? You're not poor... you're just pre-rich
The problem is you don't push yourself. Ask your landlord to increase your rent. Take the dinner with Jay Z.

Book on how to make a million or take a million?

Take 👏🏼 The👏🏼 Book 👏🏼
This backfired badly...

Over a dozen DMs asking for Forex signals.

Fuck.
Business is POPPING off! 🔥🔥💪🏽💪🏽
#Hustler #GrindAllDay #TeamNoSleep
People who sign up for Forex signals are the SAME people who click ad banners with "Hot single Milfs in your area!"
Bro, do the maths. For this to be vaguely accurate, she needs to be:

- Hot
- Single
- a Milf
- live in your area
- AND want to hookup

Statistically this is very, very unlikely. You're betting on an accumulator here.
Let's run some high level numbers on hot single Milfs

- hot? 10%?
- single? 80%
- a milf? 5%
- live in your area? 25%?
- want to hookup? 1%

= 1/ (0.1 x 0.8 x 0.05 x 0.25 x 0.01)

Bro, there's a 1 in 100,000 chance of a hot, single milf in your area.

Don't fucking click.

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