Things we've learned about the sentient Covid-19 virus based on policies:
- it can count
- it's time-conscious
- it supports BLM
- it can distinguish between weddings, parties & funerals
- it can distinguish between social & work settings
- it can travel through the internet
- you can spread it even if you don't have it
- if you wear a mask (of any kind), it will pass over you
- it can only jump 1 metre. But sometimes 2 metres.
- it can infect you as you enter a restaurant, but not once seated
What else did I miss?
- it is racist (despite supporting BLM)
- it can navigate one way systems
- it can distinguish between 'commoner' & celebrity funerals
- it doesn't spread in gyms attended by politicians
- it gets VERY upset when referred to as 'Chinese virus', 'Kung Flu', or 'Woo Ping Cough'
Love seeing people all over the world getting phenomenal results after following my advice. 🙌🏾
The photos speak for themselves!
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