(1/8) If you've seen any (or a lot) of my work the last 7 months this is a thank you from me (and my dog) and a thread for "what I'm doing after Trump" - I really hope you will click through this thread if you are a real fan of mine & good comedy
(2/8)
My new site - links to all my social media, youtube channels, blog, bio, store page and (2) weekly podcasts, both of which have new episodes today - go listen to both before returns come in!
(3/8) My last 4 stand up albums (of 6 total) available where you buy or stream music/comedy (iTunes links on website). If you have limited time/money the priority order is
Keep My Enemies Closer
Thots & Prayers
Israeli Tortoise
Too Big To Fail
(4/8) The Grammy submitted comedy album that was the best selling comedy album on iTunes and Amazon for the month of May 2020 - a funny, 1st person history of the Trump presidency - available on iTunes and Amazon
(5/8) A YouTube playlist (please subscribe to the channel if you have not - these videos are monetized and cost you nothing) with some of my best videos from 2020 as well as many videos (sketch and stand up) that newer fans should see youtube.com/playlist?list=…
(6/8) For birthdays, holidays and (hopefully) taunting Trump supporters soon I have done almost 1000 cameos in 7 months and they never disappoint Cameo.com/JLCauvin
(7/8) As I said I wont be 100% done with Trump. In fact my next sketch video is about a post presidency project for Trump that should excite/horrify all new Yorkers and basketball fans...🤣🤣😢
(8/8) So thank you - a lot more to come from me and a lot for you to check to catch up. Stay safe & stay healthy. If you have any doubt about absorbing more of my comedy in your life - this is a picture of Cookie before & after I adopted her. Get that J-L glow up & tell a friend!
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God only brought one guy back from the dead on Easter. Trump is here to bring back the whole economy on Easter 2020. Enjoy this clip (possibly, like, the best ever), share and be sure to subscribe to Making Podcasts Great Again (@TrumpPod) - new every week!
For folks enjoying and sharing this - thanks very much. Be sure to follow & subscribe to the podcast I do as Trump (@TrumpPod) and check out my YT channel (/JLCauvin) where I have lots of sketch videos as Trump (and many others).
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I was told today that there are not 63 million racist people in America because Trump support is more nuanced. Enjoy this thread
63 million is the number of votes he got in 2016. I'll give a pass to genuinely "economically anxious," true conservative Christians and greedy wealthy people as not racist...
But in 2019 after he has been exposed as someone whose tax policies were designed for the wealthy only a man who is as anti-Christ-like as possible then whoever REMAINS in his camp from that 63 million is either racist or considers racism a cost of doing business...