Yay, this is completely fucked up, good job everybody
No, Trump has not won. He hasn't lost either. It's not over yet. If he'd just said it ain't over till it's over, that would've been fine. If he just could've contained himself for a few more hours. But that's not who he is. He thrives on chaos, so now this will be chaos.
If you don't know the difference between "I'm going to win" and "I won," I don't know what to tell you. I don't worship politicians, so I don't have to do mental gymnastics to convince myself they're always right. But go ahead.
Trump demands loyalty, but then your only reward is being forced to explain away all the stupid shit he says. If you want that gig, I can't stop you. But you can't make me help. I'm all for owning the libs, but I'm not going to pretend this guy is sane.
I feel bad for Dana Perino. She explained exactly what Trump SHOULDN'T do, and then he went and did it. So I assume now all the Trump fans will blame her.
Yes, the media is comically biased against him. Yes, there's some hinky bullshit going on with the counting. No, that does not mean a sitting POTUS should declare he's been reelected before he actually has. Sorry, you don't have my help on that one. His mouth, his problem.
This election is a disaster for the Democrats, a pyrrhic victory at best. But Trump doesn't care because he didn't get his toy when he wanted it. He just had to go and pull the Dems' asses out of the fire to soothe his own ego.

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Why am I supposed to listen to a guy who can't even count to four?
But okay:

1. I can't leave my house. Fuck off.
2. Yes you did. Fuck off.
3. I don't benefit from shit. I'm stuck in my house waiting to die of a plague. I didn't do anything to that man or anybody else. Fuck off.
3. Fuck off.

That last one, the 2nd #3, is particularly dishonest. If a white cop kills a black guy, it's racism. If a non-white cop kills a black guy, it's SYSTEMIC racism. Heads I win, tails you lose.

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The entire world has been brought to a standstill. The death toll is rising by the minute. Everybody's huddled in their homes, scared half to death. And this dumb bag of shit is whining that it's "inflammatory" to blame the evil monsters who did this. #ChinaLiedPeopleDied
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