Donald Trump has never lost anything in his life. His dad paid for someone to sit his exams, he dodged the draft, he litigated every business failure, and even multi-million dollar debts turn into a gain. /1
He had never even run for city council, never been rejected by the public, before he ran for the most important job on Earth. He is, psychologically, a 2-year-old learning for the first time his will does not form the world, that other people are equally, or more, valid. /2
Most children get over this with a few tantrums. He's facing it for the first time aged 74.

He doesn't need lawyers, or commentators, or a militia. What this guy needs is a really good shrink, and failing that, the naughty step.
I almost feel sorry for him. Almost.

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