US Murder Machine Now Under Competent Management

"I think we're all breathing a lot easier knowing that the US government will now be run by grown-ups who murder people instead of emotionally stunted children who murder people."
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Joe Biden's inauguration as the 46th president of the United States is now all but certain.
[Forrest Gump voice:] And just like that, the Russians were gone.
Every Kremlin agent hiding under every bed, every Saint Petersburg troll lurking around every corner, every Russian hacker we've been told was working around the clock to destroy America's imaginary democracy--poof! We're not hearing a word about them anymore.
We have, oh so very predictably, been hearing a fair bit about China though.
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Liberals are heaving a sigh of relief around the country, not because Trump actually hurt them, but because it means at long last they'll stop being psychologically abused by the mass media who've been screaming hysterical nonsense in their faces and making them feel crazy.
Bit by bit cautious celebrations are beginning to erupt from coast to coast (okay maybe just the coasts) as Biden's inauguration becomes more of a certainty. It's not the thunderous rejoicing it will be when they make it official, but expressions of glee are popping up all over.
Kids are being hugged. Parents are being called. Bold tie choices are being made.
"At last there will be adults in the White House again!" goes the refrain.

And I couldn't agree more! I think we're all breathing a lot easier knowing that the US government will now be run by grown-ups who murder people instead of emotionally stunted children who murder people.
We'll all sleep so much better knowing that there are adults in the room who murder people, and that the insatiable US murder monster is under competent management once more.

And make no mistake, murdering people is what Biden and Company will be doing.
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This will be the only president in recent memory who actually campaigned on being *more* interventionist and attacking his opponent for not being hawkish *enough*.
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Trump ran on a platform of scaling back US interventionism, as did Obama, as did even Bush, but Biden did the opposite. He is beginning from a much more hawkish position than he predecessors right off the bat.
Add to this the bloodthirsty ghouls likely to wind up in Biden's cabinet and the hawkish rhetoric of his foreign policy advisors, and you're likely looking at a president who will be an empty vessel for whatever the US war machine wants to pour into him.
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Mass murders are being planned, and it's going to get ugly.

It's odd, you know. US political leaders are so revered by the media and so normalized on our screens that it's easy to forget how many children they've killed.
But the important thing is that he won't be making rude tweets and bungling coup attempts in the Global South.
He will be a Competent Grown-Up, like the daddy we always wanted. He will pilot the insatiable death machine with grace and decency, right into the homes of the world's most vulnerable.

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8 Nov
"The media do not decide who's president!"

Uhh, yeah they kinda do. They spent two years sabotaging progressive primary candidates and spent this year manufacturing consent for Biden. They manipulate the thoughts people think about power, and they can install whomever they wish.
Conceptual constructs like government and finance exist only because we all agree to pretend they're real. They're only ever as real as the collective agrees they are. The powerful understand this, and pour vast fortunes into manipulating what the collective believes.
You can call shenanigans on the official election results all you want, but all you're doing is protesting a Game of Thrones power struggle over which you have no control. You can't fight the machine using the tools the machine has offered you. Elections aren't for the people.
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The East Turkistan Islamic Movement is a murderous jihadist organization from Xinjiang. Xinjiang plays a crucial geostrategic role in China's Belt and Road Initiative, which threatens US unipolar domination. Declassifying them as a terrorist organization is about US imperialism.
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6 Nov
Don't Fool Yourself: Your Biden Vote Was Not A "Vote Against Fascism"

The election is over. The lies that people on the true political left have been telling themselves in order to psych themselves out for a painful Biden vote must now be dispensed with.
caitlinjohnstone.substack.com/p/dont-fool-yo…
Well the battle rages on, with Dems afraid Trump will remain in office by force (spoiler: he won't, he'll exit peacefully) and Republicans afraid Biden will enslave them to communism (spoiler: he won't, he'll enslave you to end-stage imperialist neoliberalism like everyone else).
Anxiety remains high, with mass media going out of its way to play up civil unrest fears as protests and counter-protests erupt across the country.
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4 Nov
The only correct answer to the question of what went wrong for the Democrats is that the way the party raises money is incompatible with getting votes: they court wealthy donors who in exchange demand policies which hurt ordinary Americans. Ignore all answers besides this one.
It's not because of inadequate outreach to this or that demographic. It's not because of racism. It's not because of being too "woke". It's not because of the Electoral College or gerrymandering. It's because Democratic donors advance interests which hurt the Democratic base.
People simply are not going to support a party which does not advance their interests. If the Democratic Party were obtaining material benefits for people, they would dominate the US government. But that would mean taking things away from the donor class, so it's been a no-go.
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4 Nov
25 Lessons Democrats Will Take From Their Horrible 2020 Performance

"1. RUSSIA!!!!
2. RUSSIA!!!!
3. Should have run a more right wing candidate.
4. RUSSIA!!!!
5. Should have given more money to the Lincoln Project.
6. This is still Susan Sarandon's fault"
caitlinjohnstone.substack.com/p/25-lessons-d…
7. Get Pelosi to say "Wakanda forever!" at the next State of the Union address.

8. Bernie Sanders: secretly Russian?? Demand investigation by Special Counsel.

9. Demand more internet censorship. Threaten antitrust cases if necessary.

10. RUSSIA!!!!
11. Was there a Green Party candidate this year? Find out. If yes, they're Russian.

12. Get the Krassenstein brothers their own MSNBC show.

13. Breast hats.

14. Kente cloth surrender flag.

15. Re-appoint Debbie Wasserman-Schultz to DNC chair.

16. IRAN!!!! (plot twist!)
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3 Nov
Bush dropped more bombs than Clinton.
Obama dropped more bombs than Bush.
Trump dropped more bombs than Obama.
This trend has much less to do with who's president than with the nature of global metastatic imperialism.
And it ain't changing with Biden.
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