Thread by @ZackBornstein

I could write jokes for 800 years and I'd never think of something funnier than Trump booking the Four Seasons for his big presser, and it turning out to be the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot between a dildo store and a crematorium.

Also the twist that they announced Biden won DURING the conference, and Rudy asked which network called it, and the reporters said "All of them"

Here’s the “all the networks” moment

Also truly love the idea of a small landscaping company getting a call from Rudy Giuliani to book their space (something that a landscaping company does not do) and them just agreeing and not correcting him

Anyone else can’t sleep bc they’re just lying on their side in the dark thinking about Four Seasons Total Landscaping?

Stuck between a cock and charred place