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And on the first day God said “um so I made a thing”
And on the second day, God RT’d it and said “This.”
And on the third day God said “Wow I’m overwhelmed by all your support. It’s taken years and years of working alone on it, uncertain it would ever be seen. So, yeah, my heart is about to explode. Thank you. This is surreal.”
And on the fourth day God said, “Omg the sun, the moon, and the stars just agreed to get involved, and I am freaking out. What is my life??”
And on the fifth day God linked his SoundCloud
And on the sixth day God said “Just got 10oz zest lemon #FitTea and can’t wait to see how it works! My friend swears by it. Nothing like a detox to start the new world 💪 #enjoylife #detoxtea #sponsoredcontent”
And on the seventh day God said “I am so sorry to my supporters. The *comments* I made were from a long time ago when the norms were very different. I know that’s not an excuse, but I can only promise to do better and be better. I love you all.”
And on the eighth day God said "ok so i met a boy" 
