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Olusoga Owoeye

9 Nov, 11 tweets, 3 min read

😁🤣Women&Love: there are money related disputes at home that many think it is love issue. Few years ago before my wife knew how to drive,I will have to take her to the market and wait for her to finish buying. Women? I will wait and wait, this lady won’t come out of the market!

By the time she comes na quarrel be that. Then she will say I don’t love her bla bla. Ofcourse we have two cars but these are not cars that can be used for experiment. She will even say ehn if she had married a younger person may be he will understand. On Friday she will tell me

she has a party,something that doesn’t concern me o. By force by fire, I will take her there, remember there was no Uber then.Oh I suffered😁, imagine going to a party and not smiling till the end because am not a party going person. So one day I got an alert and I decided to buy

a Corrolla for her and got someone to teach her how to drive. Since that day when this ‘stubborn girl’ knew how to drive ehn,I got my freedom.She will just tell me “see I have a wedding tomorrow,I will go and pick my friends😁”mine is to buy fuel and sleep. So if your wife don’t

have her own car yet, don’t worry,the suffering na small time,going to her friends’ place with her is not love. The day she has her own car:forget😂she will tell you,I will stay long o see your food there. If you are not married yet be careful when you do: women don’t play

with money! A woman will always lend you money if you are credit worthy. You borrow: You Pay. Women are special being. If you borrow 1m from your wife,when you have the money pay the 1m. Go out and come back after 30mins, ask her for 500k, she will give it again😂 that is Love!

In those years,I travel a lot. What is airport? na night bus o. From Abuja to Lagos. By the time I get to the park, I will call her,when I get to PortHarcourt I will call in PH. It was love and if I don’t call, I don’t miss her. O ga. Few years after she honed her skills and

became a jewelry artist ehen. If I call her now after 5 minutes she will say :’Shoga let me call you back, my client is calling me’ na tomorrow be that🤣I was talking to her this morning on video call and her business line start to ring, I said can I drop? She said Yes. Me?

who born me before😁?but nowadays, I will beg her to talk to her on phone. She will even say pls can I call you back? If your wife ‘trouble’ you this way, pray for a business for her and you will be free. Don’t kill yourself over Love matter,things will sort themselves out

To young men who think your wife is supposed to be washing your clothes after marriage, I rebuke that spirit, it is not love o. Instead of buying Music Appliances, go and buy a washing machine.Wives are not supposed to be washing clothes. It is not love, it is money issue😁

Today is not for politics, till tomorrow when I will write about Useful Idiots and the EndSARS protest.

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