{#GW8 thread/rant}

Every time I open FPL I'm ready to burst in tears 😢😢 That's my #gw8 team which scored 51 points. I feel sooo so unlucky with apparently everyone else having no less than 80 points.

260k down to 761k overall might not look the end of the world,... x/1
but it is the end of the fun as all my efforts are now in the rubbish bin. Long hours of research, thousands of podcasts listened, millions of data points taken into account and yet - a mediocre result, which ruined my entire weekend 😨

Let see what went wrong x/2
PVA CS wipeout.

This Bamford offside was the gravestone of #VAR, absolute shithousery, but aside of that Leeds didn't deserve a goal in this game. I already hear the "booing" of all Bamford owners, but Leeds had one big chance and 3 shot on target in total at Selhurst Park. x/3
#CRYLEE damaged my performance even further as Dallas came in for Foden as sub for the total of... 0 p.

Lovely jubbly Pep. City can't score more than one goal in FIVE GAMES IN A ROW in #EPL, but you insist on playing Torres and Mahrez instead of Foden 😡 x/4
I sincerely believed that this defenceless Liverpool can concede more than one. Klopp even sent 4 forwards (!?) on the pitch knowing that there is no quick fix for the shambles in front of Alisson.

Cancelo 1 BPS is my only real reward this GW 🤢 x/5
It is no surprise that Mr. Sterling found a place in @HinduMonkey's Team of the week for #GW8. His one-pointer is saying it all.

I also agree that DCL assist was "slightly exaghgerated", however I think the highlight of #EVEMUN was elsewhere in FPL persp.
For that tackle Bruno got neither direct red card, nor second yellow (he had one already at this point), he made an assist later on and also bagged 3 BPS. Ref's mercy here costs 5 to 8 points swing. 22.9% TSB! Integrity of football was damaged severely, as well as my OR 😡 x/7
A GW with sky-high average score is the best moment for fluky CS wipe-outs 😵 I can't decide whether I have to be happy or not with Chilwell output, but I feel somewhat unlucky with no bonus and no CS.


Sonny boy, what the fuck was that?! You missed 3 big chances in a single situation?! You sank the ship, capt'n 😡😢

Of course not a single Kane owner in the universe will admit that a goal in 88' with his first shot on target registered is more FPL luck than skill. Yeah, yeah..
Actually I'm not saying Son deserved more, no. I'm saying that Kane didn't deserved 9 points as well. For the game what I'm saying and what I'm thinking is not important thought.

114.3% effective ownership against me. DIS. AS. TER. 😡😡😡 x/10
That's why I'm feeling extremely unhappy with my score of 51. I feel terribly unlucky and distressed.

#FPL can be very damaging for mental health so my aim in the future will be to be less invested in a thing that is supposed to be fun and is far beyond my control. Peace ✌️
Few minutes later...

And when you see typos in your thread, the frustration is becoming uncontrollable 😂😂

But that's again a FPL's fault 🤪
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