Wife hears a commotion in the toddler’s room 2 hours after lights out. She goes down to investigate and finds him pacing around talking to himself. There’s a half empty soda bottle perched precariously on his bed. (1/n) 
The little shit had snuck out of his room, raided the fridge, found the leftover soda from dinner, and brought it back to his room for a little one-toddler party. But that wasn’t all.
Returning to our room the wife notices something *under* the dining room table. It’s another soda bottle, this one empty, along with a tube of Go-Gurt that appears to have been gnawed open and drained.
The sneaky little shit had raided the fridge, spent an unknown amount of time eating Go-Gurt and chugging soda under the dining room table, then decided to grab *another* soda for the road and bring it back to his room
I think I’m most impressed he figured out how to open the Go-Gurt on his own
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