Thread by @owillis

ALWAYS. whenever you forget is when the dog will go crazy for number two.

my sympathies for those of you with normal-sized dogs and this issue.

https://twitter.com/kairyssdal/status/1326915806337359875

me, with a mini dachshund: "ok, will just pick this up..."

you, with a bulldog: *starts backhoe*

i had to walk my friend's rottweiler once. that was like 13 years ago. i still remember it to this day.

i think the only time a small dog is worse than a big dog with this is when they find some tiny little corner of the house to make a deposit and you don't know about it immediately.

not that i know anybody who would do that.

ahem.