#BREAKING As vote counting in shambolic US presidential elections enters its tenth day, with states resorting to hand counts and urging staff to do sums on their fingers, there are signs the autocratic Donald Trump and President-elect, Joe Biden, may be preparing to share power.
#BREAKING Analysts say it is an unlikely coincidence that on the same day Kenyan President, Uhuru Kenyatta, says the US needs a "handshake" (or power-sharing agreement), lawmakers from Trump's far right Republican party also demand Biden gets classified intelligence briefings.
#BREAKING Sources say that having so far failed in his attempts to kick US dictator, Donald Trump, out of the barricaded presidential palace, President-elect Joe Biden has retreated to his multi-million dollar beach house to consider an offer to share power as a Prime Minister.
#BREAKING Department of Homeland Security calls shambolic November 3 election the "most secure" in US history, which analysts note is not saying much. The DHS statement, they say, appears to be a coordinated attempt by hardliners in both camps to torpedo power-sharing talks.
#BREAKING More lawmakers from the white wing of the far right US Republican party now appear comfortable with transitioning power from the aging, wealthy, white ruler Donald Trump, to his aging, wealthy, white rival, Joe Biden, saying talk of change had initially put them off.
#BREAKING US President-elect Joe Biden looks set to inherit the mantle of white tribal kingpin from the authoritarian Donald Trump, who in turn may be named Official Leader of the Opposition, paving the way for white America to reunite in the traditional inauguration ceremony.
#BREAKING Outraged by power-sharing deal between populist dictator, Donald Trump, and President-elect, Joe Biden, white extremists with links to terror groups and insurgents operating in the vast, poor and depopulated US interior, plan to march on coastal capital, Washington DC.
#BREAKING Many extremist whites in the US are opposed to opposed to modern science, medicine and education, as well as to disarming Christian terror groups and lone wolf insurgents who routinely mount deadly attacks on civilian targets including schools and entertainment spots.
#BREAKING Extreme whites also despise moderates like Joe Biden whom they accuse of selling out white tribes to make self-serving political deals with ethnic minorities and undermining traditional cultural beliefs in white supremacy and in the role of women as domestic workers.
#BREAKING International medical aid group, Doctors Without Borders, deploys emergency team to troubled US which is in the throes of a deep humanitarian crisis, political deadlock, and economic meltdown as the covid-19 pandemic kills nearly a quarter of a million Americans.
#BREAKING Sources say children of US ruler Donald Trump, who despite being married adults still live with their parents, are trying to sabotage power-sharing deal between the populist dictator and President-elect, Joe Biden, to avoid having to move out of the presidential palace.
#BREAKING AU to impose sanctions on "spoilers" undermining "handshake" power sharing deal between US dictator Donald Trump and moderate white President-elect Joe Biden, meant to stop post-election violence and protect democratic gains in the disease-ravaged north American nation.
#BREAKING AU sanctions threat comes after leaked plan by ruling far-right Republican party to change composition of Federal Election Commission which analysts see as part of a wider ploy to discredit continuing vote count from shambolic presidential elections held two weeks ago.
#BREAKING Newly-released report by African election observer team highlights urgent need to build vote counting and tallying capacity in the US by investing in teaching basic math skills in schools; urges AU donors to provide resources under Marshall Plan for Democracy project.
#BREAKING As members of Donald Trump's family and far right Republican party continue to rail against the power-sharing deal, president-elect Joe Biden is said to be questioning whether he can trust international guarantees that the US dictator will keep his end of the agreement.
#BREAKING Thousands of rightwing activists from covid-blighted interior of oil-rich US descend on coastal capital, Washington DC, to protest use of vote counting to determine election winners. Many fear math's Islamist roots may foreshadow secret plan to introduce Sharia Law.
#BREAKING US palace spokeswoman, Kayleigh McEnany, demonstrates use of sophisticated algorithm recently employed by extreme rightwing dictator, Donald Trump, to determine who won presidential elections, to show that a few thousand protesters can become a million when not counted.
#BREAKING Pockets of tribal violence break out in US capital, Washington DC, as government and opposition supporters clash outside barricaded presidential palace where extremist white populist despot Donald Trump continues to cling to power despite losing presidential elections.
#BREAKING US despot Donald Trump lambasts media coverage of protest march by supporters claiming journalists are only showing the empty streets, not his "massive" fans, many from the interior of the country, where a dire humanitarian crisis forces them to survive on fast food.
#BREAKING Violent tribally-charged confrontations continue in restive US capital, Washington DC as extremist white pro-government demonstrators march through the city, raising tensions in the ethnic black stronghold where Donald Trump remains blockaded in the presidential palace.
#BREAKING AU envoy, Monica Juma, calls for calm as police struggle to contain tribally-charged post-election violence in US capital, Washington DC, which threatens to spread across the desperate, crisis-torn nation where rampant disease has already claimed nearly 250,000 lives.
#BREAKING African musicians, led by Ben Githae, plan series of online concerts with American counterparts from persecuted ethnic minority groups as well as white moderates to spread message of peace and reconciliation among deeply divided tribal communities in the troubled US.
#BREAKING The Zoom concerts will aim to raise awareness of the values of tolerance and democracy as well as funds for the Make America Thin Again aid project to combat widespread malnutrition in the US interior which is in the grip of a chronic economic and humanitarian crisis.
#BREAKING The concert is the brainchild of famed explorer, Milton Allimadi, former head of the AU election observer team and Director of the Marshall Plan for Democracy, whose experiences in the US led him to found the Make America Think Again non-profit civic education platform.
#BREAKING "He won because the Election was Rigged" tweets US despot, Donald Trump, in backhanded concession to moderate white opposition leader and President-elect, Joe Biden, that analysts now hope will ease dangerous tribal tensions in the strife-torn north American nation.
#BREAKING Aging dictator, Donald Trump, walks back concession after many in troubled US misunderstand it to mean he had lost the election rather than that he had won the race to second-place. "WE WILL WIN" he tweets to supporters from bunker in barricaded presidential palace.
#BREAKING In his first attempt to address the coronavirus outbreak devastating his nation, US ruler, Donald Trump, announces three-month lockdown of area around presidential palace, with staff not allowed to leave and President-elect Joe Biden's transitional team not allowed in.
#BREAKING Report from Accra-based Royal American Society says world must do more to help disease-ravaged US urgently reform its gerontocracy to reduce average age of leaders in the covid era, noting three of its four septuagenarian rulers were elected in just the last 40 years.
#BREAKING Thousands queue for food aid in US' second most populous state as humanitarian crisis deepens in the covid-ravaged north American state which has also experienced tribally-charged political violence following disputed presidential elections.
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#BREAKING Americanists in Kenya's Foreign Affairs ministry push President Uhuru Kenyatta to take action against conservative religious hardliners undermining power-sharing deal between populist autocrat, Donald Trump, and President-elect, Joe Biden, in crisis-torn, oil-rich US.
#BREAKING Medical experts are mystified by demand for a stop to future vaccine tests after initial results indicate second coronavirus vaccine could be more than 94% effective. US dictator, Donald Trump, claims doing more testing risks diminishing effectiveness of the vaccines.
#BREAKING Tensions rise in crisis-wracked US as embattled dictator, Donald Trump, is set to recall troops from Afghanistan and Iraq just days before he is due to hand over to President-elect, Joe Biden, in what many fear is part of a plan to use the military to hang on to power.
#BREAKING US president-elect, Joe Biden, tells reporters that he continues to hope incumbent autocrat, Donald Trump, will let him inside the barricaded presidential palace as per the power-sharing deal, saying it was "embarrassing" to stand in the street and knock without answer.
#BREAKING AU expresses "alarm" at weekend violence in US seaside capital, Washington DC, demands leaders deescalate immediately, ensure humanitarian access to civilians in Texas, and continue the inclusive dialogue on power-sharing and reform, leading to free and fair elections.
#BREAKING First African journalist to reach reclusive US tribal heartland of Wyoming reports rising political tensions, and a desperate population devastated by disease and a collapsing economy. Also gets to sample the local cuisine and listen to heartwarming stories of hope.
#BREAKING "Despite the tragedy unfolding around them, the unusually proud and dignified people of Wyoming maintain their traditional beliefs which, sadly, reject modern medicine as un-American," reports Ernest Kheminwai, who spent a few days in the dangerous and benighted region.
#BREAKING Humanitarian agencies are struggling to cope as millions of internally displaced persons journey across the US fleeing the deepening humanitarian crisis, with some studies showing that over a fifth of Americans have moved or permanently relocated in the past six months.
#BREAKING Analysts warn that without international intervention, the American Spring democratic revolution could turn into a winter of repression as the totalitarian state clamps down, recalling the military, and attempting to invalidate elections and restrict voting rights.
#BREAKING Global alarm as aging US dictator, Donald Trump, orders more troops back from overseas in bid to cling on to power even as his allies in white wing of far-right ruling Republican try to invalidate and overturn election of older white moderate, Joe Biden, as president.
#BREAKING Afraid Joe Biden may sneak in while he is away, US autocrat, Donald Trump, refuses to leave his bunker below barricaded presidential palace for traditional Thanksgiving harvest festival, which commemorates genocide of millions of Native people and theft of their land.
#BREAKING US geriatric ruler, Donald Trump, fires head of election security agency for denying widespread fraud or systemic problems during the strife-torn country's recent shambolic elections despite extensive gerrymandering and voter suppression by the President and his allies.
#BREAKING As he desperately fights to cling on to power, US autocrat Donald Trump is determined to show that it is business as usual at the barricaded presidential palace, that he is fully unaware of the pandemic sweeping his nation and completely in control of his golfing habit.
#BREAKING The AU offers to host "Summit for Democracy" donor roundtable requested by US President-elect Joe Biden to raise funds in his first year in office to rebuild democracy and good governance in the US and address the troubled nation's deep economic and humanitarian crises.
#BREAKING Shock as US autocrat Donald Trump explains inaction over covid-19 pandemic that has swept the volatile, north American nation, killing nearly 250,000 people amid a disputed election, tweeting: "Well, it’s really quite simple. You just can’t have more votes than people!"
#BREAKING Analysts worry about mental state of US ruler, Donald Trump, after he tweets his own claims of election fraud are "unbelievable". The autocrat has spent weeks in self-isolation in the barricaded presidential palace bunker fearing eviction by President-elect Joe Biden.
#BREAKING According to the Centre for North American Studies at the University of Nairobi, even by US standards, the recent elections in the strife-torn, disease-ravaged nation, have been shambolic, with poorly trained officials still counting votes weeks after Election Day.
#BREAKING US President-elect Joe Biden secures coveted Mahlamba Ndlopfu meeting with South African President Cyril Ramaphosa which will shore up his legitimacy at home following disputed polls and a worsening humanitarian crises in the strategically-located north American nation.
#BREAKING US exceeds 250,000 deaths from the covid-19 pandemic that has crippled the politically unstable nation, a notorious haven for extremist terror groups, as experts warn the crisis is worsening maternal mortality rates that had already more than doubled in 30 years.
#BREAKING Armando Cabada, mayor of Mexican border town of Ciudad Juárez, threatens to turn back thousands of American refugees fleeing chaos in US and risking their lives to cross the Rio Grande river which marks the border, blaming them for rising covid-19 cases in his city.
#BREAKING Mexican President Andrés Manuel López Obrador appeals to the international community to do more to stabilize his fragile northern neighbor as US refugees, displaced by political instability and a runaway pandemic which has killed over 250,000 people, stream into Mexico.
#BREAKING As the country sinks deeper into a political, economic and humanitarian crisis, UN Secretary General António Guterres is using World Toilet Day to highlight the plight of millions of Americans living without access to safe drinking water, sanitation and indoor plumbing.
#BREAKING In hard-hitting statement, Uganda "deplores" attempt by US ruling far-right Republican junta to cling to power despite losing elections, and urges all Americans to renounce violence and undertake good-faith measures to reduce tensions, and respect fundamental freedoms.
#BREAKING Urgent UN Security Council meeting to discuss global security threat posed by embattled US dictator, Donald Trump, who is destabilizing countries across the world in scorched earth campaign to stay in power despite losing elections in the rogue nuclear-armed nation.
#BREAKING African charities issue urgent appeal for help for suffering population in politically unstable US, where covid-19 is pushing already food insecure populations into crisis. By end of year, 1 in every 6 people, including 17 million children, may need food aid to survive.
#BREAKING Kenya to launch investigation into collusion between its election officials and far-white US ruler Donald Trump's defense team after the latter makes electoral fraud claims bearing marked resemblance to irregularities that led to annulment of Kenyan elections in 2017.
#BREAKING Multiple sources confirm extremist white US ruler, Donald Trump, plans to have himself declared president by the banana-exporting north American republic's subservient legislature despite having lost in shambolic elections to moderate white opposition leader, Joe Biden.
#BREAKING Kanegi Foundation analysts say aging far-white US autocrat, Donald Trump, could cling to power in the unstable, oil-rich country the same way he captured one of its oldest political parties - by appealing to white tribal fears of equality, diversity and modern medicine.
#BREAKING Famed adventurer and head of AU's Marshall Plan for Democracy project, Milton Allimadi, plans risky new expedition into covid-blighted US interior which is crawling with Christian terror groups, to find source of discontent powering rise of conservative white extremism.
#BREAKING Report by Accra-based Royal American Society says the Orange Revolution launched by far-white US ruler, Donald Trump, in a bid to cling to power despite losing in shambolic elections, could forever change the complexion of politics in the ethnically polarized country.
#BREAKING Following press conference where lawyers for US autocrat, Donald Trump, outline details of plan to subvert the troubled country's fledgling democracy, shocking media revelations indicate substance dripping from Rudy Giuliani's head was not hair dye as earlier thought.
#BREAKING As the political, economic and humanitarian crisis engulfing the US threatens to spill over into its neighbors, experts on the region warn of a massive refugee crisis and continued inter-ethnic violence if the country's aging strongman continues bid to hang on to power.
#BREAKING Christian militants in tribal regions of crisis-wracked US reportedly preparing for war if far-white populist ruler, Donald Trump, is evicted from presidential palace where he has been barricaded since losing elections to moderate white opposition leader, Joe Biden.
#BREAKING Via media surrogates, cash-strapped, egomaniacal US autocrat, Donald Trump, offers to recognize the election of opposition leader Joe Biden as President and to open the barricaded presidential palace, in exchange for immunity and naming rights over the covid-19 vaccine.
#BREAKING Scared officials from US border state of Michigan defect to Canada after far-white dictator, Donald Trump, exposes them to coronavirus inside the barricaded presidential palace in the capital, Washington DC, in ruthless attempt to force them to change election results.
#BREAKING US Crown Prince, Donald "Baby Don" Trump Jr, 42, diagnosed with coronavirus in what many say could be an attempt to kick him and his girlfriend out of the presidential palace, in a nation where adult kids are increasingly reluctant to move out of their parents' home.
#BREAKING US Foreign Minister, Mike Pompeo, makes controversial visit to illegal Israeli settlement the occupied West Bank as far-white Donald Trump regime scouts future options for political asylum should his attempt to remain in power despite losing presidential elections fail.
#BREAKING Record numbers of Americans flee turmoil in their crisis-wracked nation with five times as many expected to renounce their citizenship in 2020 compared to 2019, as deepening political, economic and health crises compound an already catastrophic humanitarian situation.
#BREAKING US ruler, Donald "Papa Don" Trump and his son, Crown Prince Donald "Baby Don" Trump Jr, are said to be plotting the next phase of the Orange Counter-revolution after initial attempts to undo democratic gains from the American Spring popular revolt seem to have stalled.
#BREAKING Far-white US autocrat, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, who is barricaded in the presidential palace after losing elections, is reportedy furious with his staff after they tricked him into signing up for the G20 summit by pretending it would be a 20-hole round of online golf.
#BREAKING Kenya, the global leader in mobile money, offers to set up M-PESA paybill number for US President-elect Joe Biden after he makes online appeal for donations to cover moving costs to the presidential palace if he manages to evict current tenant, Donald "Papa Don" Trump.
#BREAKING As disease-ravaged US teeters on the brink of a politically-charged tribal conflict sparked by disputed presidential elections, Crown Prince Donald "Baby Don" Trump Jr, in isolation after testing positive for coronavirus, admits he has been amassing a cache of weapons.
#BREAKING In a message to followers of his father, populist ruler, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, Baby Don says he will pass time in Covid isolation cleaning his guns then go seek some excitement. "There’s only so many guns I can clean before that gets bored" he posted on social media.
#BREAKING Far-white US dictator, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, skips G-20 session on covid-19 preparedness to go golfing, says "covid, covid, covid" was not what he had signed up for. Later accuses media of not highlighting other countries' "wild" obsession with stopping the disease.
#BREAKING War of words breaks out between Kenya and Somalia after senior Kenyan official is caught on camera ridiculing the latter's preparations for upcoming elections by comparing them to those of a Western democracy. "We are not America!" protests Villa Somalia spokesperson.
#BREAKING According to a draft communique, AU leaders pledge to share successful COVID-19 strategies and know-how with the rest of the world, and to do what is needed to support hard-hit, poorly governed first world countries struggling to cope with the coronavirus pandemic.
#BREAKING Experts say refusal by US ruler Donald "Papa Don" Trump to accept election results is a major test for the troubled north American nation’s fledgling democracy. Failure to achieve peaceful transition could boost white extremist terrorists in its covid-ravaged interior.
#BREAKING As support ebbs for attempt to subvert presidential election results by US autocrat Donald "Papa Don" Trump, attention turns to whether moderate white President-elect Joe Biden will seek a working compromise with xenophobic, science-denying, far-white Republican party.
#BREAKING Defiant message meant to rally support for beleaguered US autocrat Donald "Papa Don" Trump, is smuggled out of the presidential palace in the coastal capital of Washington DC, where he and his family have barricaded themselves, and published on white extremist websites. 
#BREAKING As aging US President-elect Joe Biden prepares to announce foreign minister as first cabinet pick, experts worry it indicates he may be oblivious of the scale of domestic political upheaval, instability and humanitarian suffering in his oil-rich north American nation.
#BREAKING Kenyan President Uhuru Kenyatta warns his Ugandan counterpart, Yoweri Museveni, that his refusal to give up power is emboldening rogue leaders in politically unstable Western nations such as the US, where the incumbent dictator refuses to accept election results.
#BREAKING Moderate white ruling party national security experts urge US legislators to resist climate of fear created by aging dictator, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, to extend his reign -widely considered one of the bloodiest in recent US history with nearly 260,000 Americans killed.
#BREAKING Many around the globe are shocked by the callousness of the corrupt Papa Don regime, with African media condemning him for continuing to golf while thousands of Americans die daily of disease and malnutrition and the country experiences political and economic meltdown.
#BREAKING As a key government agency finally agrees to help millionaire US President-elect Joe Biden find movers, more Americans are daring to believe that the blood-soaked reign of Donald "Papa Don" Trump, who remains barricaded in the presidential palace, may soon be over.
#BREAKING As millions of migrant workers across covid-ravaged US cram into buses, trains and planes to head home for the annual Thanksgiving holiday, international public health experts are worried this will further spread the virus that has already killed 260,000 Americans.
#BREAKING In what may be another sign of his waning grip on power, analysts suspect insiders in the barricaded presidential palace may have wrested control of US tyrant Donald "Papa Don" Trump's Twitter account, noting that there have been no tweets in all caps in the last 24hrs.
#BREAKING Fears of palace coup amid intensifying internecine power struggle within barricaded presidential palace in US coastal capital of Washington DC, as regime of Donald "Papa Don" Trump begins to implode and factions battle for control of the aging tyrant's Twitter account.
#BREAKING Teaching an old dog new tricks? AU pledges to assist regime of elderly President-elect Joe Biden establish democracy in the US and strengthen the crisis-wracked nation's weak political institutions and democratic processes following chaotic and divisive elections.
#BREAKING Family of aging US dictator Donald "Papa Don" Trump rebuffs international offers of mediation after conflict erupts inside barricaded presidential palace over control of his phone and Twitter account, pitting Crown Prince Donald "Baby Don" Trump Jr against his siblings.
#BREAKING As it looks increasingly clear that feared far-white US strongman Donald "Papa Don" Trump's days in power are numbered, more Americans are coming forward with shocking stories of their experiences. One palace reporter describes covering the dictator as "weird as shit".
#BREAKING AU statement applauds elderly US President-elect Joe Biden's ambition to lead the world, saying Africans "are inspired by the enthusiasm of new members of the free world," but also noting the US must "first learn to walk the democratic talk" before it can run the globe.
#BREAKING AU statement also welcomes US intention to rejoin international treaties but warns that the newly-liberated, nuclear-armed rogue state, long a global pariah, will need to comply with stringent conditions before it can be fully admitted into the fraternity of nations.
#BREAKING Beleaguered US autocrat, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, claims credit for soaring stock market, says recent record highs would have been impossible without him since they reflect investor confidence in his imminent removal from the highest office in the disease-ravaged land.
#BREAKING As Americans prepare to mark the genocide and dispossession visited on native communities by symbolically killing and eating native birds, moderate white President-elect Joe Biden admits in a speech that the US is sick and broken, and needs healing and to be made whole.
#BREAKING Far-white politicians from ruling US Republican party warn that moderate whites from opposition Democratic party plan the same abuses of power the extremists have committed if allowed to use the constitution and voters to overthrow regime of Donald "Papa Don" Trump.
#BREAKING Americans have lost over KSh14.5 billion to scams related to the covid pandemic as the oil-rich, corruption-riddled country, where greed and inequality are rife, struggles to contain a virus which has killed 260,000 and worsened an already dire humanitarian crisis.
#BREAKING AU officials are worried that continuing political instability in crisis-wracked US may hamper efforts to stem the threat from terror groups affiliated with Proud Boys and Aryan Brotherhood, forcing AU America Command to deploy African troops to the country's interior.
#BREAKING Adventurer Milton Allimadi, who fell in love with America -a terrifying and mysterious part of the world- when leading an AU election observer team, hungers to return to help its innocent, brave and generous people whose culture and hospitality have changed his life.
#BREAKING African journalist braves dangerous journey into heart of deadly US covid-19 outbreak, North Dakota, where despite the terrible suffering, Christian fundamentalist preachers are still radicalizing youth against wearing masks and modern science.
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#BREAKING Besieged far-white US dictator, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, promises to leave barricaded presidential palace, raising hopes of peaceful end to brutal rule which has left hundreds of thousands of Americans dead with millions more trapped in worsening humanitarian crisis.
#BREAKING AU envoy, Monica Juma, says Donald "Papa Don" Trump's vow to step down is a step forward but rejects tyrant's assertion that the US is now "like a Third World country" noting the troubled nation is still a long way from membership in the prestigious club of democracies.
#BREAKING AU envoy, Monica Juma, says corruption and despotism of Donald "Papa Don" Trump reflects American society's moral decay and "Big Man" culture, notes corruption evolved from tradition of Christmas gift giving and urges teaching of ethics as part of school curriculum.
#BREAKING WHO report cautions that consumption of bushmeat in the US is a significant public health concern and provides justification for accumulation of small arms within the population - a key contributor to the political and humanitarian turmoil in the north American nation.
#BREAKING As the humanitarian crisis deepens in politically unstable, covid-ravaged US, experts warn many millions more may be newly displaced at the end of the year unless a crucial ban that temporarily halted ethnically-tinged home evictions is renewed.
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#BREAKING Prominent Iranian nuclear scientist killed in terror attack blamed on the racist and corrupt authoritarian regimes in US and Israel, as analysts warn that the rogue nuclear-armed allies may be seeking international conflict to distract from faltering domestic support.
#BREAKING Tensions are once again rising in troubled, north American country of US, strategically located between Mexico and Canada, after besieged far-white dictator, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, walks back promise to leave barricaded presidential palace following election loss.
#BREAKING Experts say online flip-flopping by the aging US autocrat signals desperate power struggle within the fortified walls of presidential palace bunker as the regime crumbles, pitting Crown Prince Donald "Baby Don" Trump Jr, and his siblings, against other palace officials.
#BREAKING Alphonse Mjuaji of Lusaka-based Kanegi Foundation says US tyrant Donald "Papa Don" Trump's reneging on promise to accept election results and leave power proves country is still a Western autocracy and not a Third World democracy as the dictator had earlier asserted.
#BREAKING Kanegi Foundation analyst Alphonse Mjuaji also warns the international community against complacency noting US autocrat Donald "Papa Don" Trump could use the country's Supreme Court, some of whose judges he had hand-picked just days to the election, to hang on to power.
#BREAKING In what analysts call a ploy to extend his brutal rule which has already cost over 260,000 lives, US strongman Donald "Papa Don" Trump tells far-white TV network he needs more time to accept loss in shambolic elections. "My mind will not change in six months," he says.
#BREAKING Covid-19 continues to wreak havoc in US, with over 93,000 people currently hospitalized and nearly 1,500 dying daily. The troubled north American nation has been without a functioning government following chaotic and disputed presidential elections earlier this month.
#BREAKING Concerns mount over fragility of aging millionaire US President-elect Joe Biden, 78, future oldest G20 leader, after he breaks foot while playing with his dog. AU pledges to expedite support for initiatives to tackle entrenched gerontocracy in the crisis-wracked nation.
#BREAKING Aging, moderate white US President-elect, Joe Biden, calls Presidents Cyril Ramaphosa of South Africa and Uhuru Kenyatta of Kenya to seek AU protection for American refugees and help in tackling runaway corruption and disease in the unstable north American country.
#BREAKING As brutal US dictator, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, whose rule has seen deaths of 270,000 Americans, considers pardoning himself, analysts urge the troubled nation to join the International Criminal Court which helps countries with weak systems hold the powerful to account.
#BREAKING "Help is on the way," US President-elect Joe Biden tells Americans after phone calls with African leaders. Aid agencies warn up to a fourth of the oil-rich north American nation's people face hunger unless its political and humanitarian crises are urgently addressed.
#BREAKING US President-elect, Joe Biden, says the AU has assured him African nations will ease visa restrictions for Americans once he takes office, in recognition of the progress the volatile, strategically located country has made on the road to democracy and good governance.
#BREAKING Analysts say easing of African visa restrictions will be a big win for the incoming Joe Biden regime which however will be expected to ramp up the fight against far-white Christianist terror groups in the country's vast, covid-ravaged, economically depressed interior.
#BREAKING AU peace envoy, Monica Juma, welcomes statement by top US general that that the American military, which has suffered a series of embarrassing defeats abroad in the last 45 years, was still "capable, ready and determined" to defend the fledgling democracy at home.
#BREAKING In national address from barricaded presidential palace in seaside capital, Washington DC, far-white US dictator Donald "Papa Don" Trump, who also heads US chapter of 200 year-old Luddite Society, condemns digital election technology and demands return to paper ballots.
#BREAKING US ruler Donald "Papa Don" Trump, who put relatives in senior government positions and gave them access to the country’s oil wealth, denies he is charging them for presidential pardons as the wall of silence around America's entrenched culture of corruption collapses.
#BREAKING US election official from the ruling far-white Republican party appeals to warlord and current ruler Donald Trump, whose nom de guerre is "Papa Don", to rein in sectarian Christianist militants loyal to him who have threatened attacks on moderate white public officers.
#BREAKING In an effort to stop desperate American refugees fleeing disease, corruption and political instability in their homeland, the US regime falsely suggests they would be at greater risk from Covid-19 in Africa where infections and deaths are among the lowest in the world.
#BREAKING Concern as moderate white US President-elect Joe Biden tells a local news network that his Cabinet would "look like the country" which is divided between Christian-extremist, far-white, anti-science Republicans and a coalition of moderate whites and minority tribes.
#BREAKING Speaking in Lagos, billionaire philanthropist Aliko Dangote makes urgent appeal for Africa to act, warning covid-19 could overwhelm weak health systems in the West and kill more Americans between now and the end of 2020 than total African deaths from the pandemic.
#BREAKING Hungry, sick and desperate, officials escape in droves from barricaded presidential palace in US capital, Washington DC, risking wrath of far-white dictator, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, whom supporters have urged to declare martial law to keep power despite election loss.
#BREAKING Far-white former US legislator appeals for external interference in the strife-torn, north American country's chaotic election in what moderate whites see as proof of illegal collusion with a foreign power to subvert the will of American voters.
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#BREAKING US election observation team to visit Ghana - which holds its plebiscite on Monday - as part of the AU-funded Marshall Plan for Democracy initiative to build up the capacity of Western states and officials to hold credible polls and entrench democratic accountability.
#BREAKING US President-elect, Joe Biden, who recently suffered broken foot attempting to kick in door to barricaded presidential palace, has secured sufficient support from traditional elders to be accepted as next ruler of the volatile, ethnically divided, disease-ridden nation.
#BREAKING Despite holding regular elections, it is traditional elders who have final say on who becomes US ruler. The elders, also known as "electors", can overrule the people's choice, as they did four years ago when they opted for current dictator, Donald "Papa Don" Trump.
#BREAKING Fears of violent far-white Christianist terror campaign to keep aging US dictator, Donald "Papa Don" Trump in power, after noose is left outside home of election worker in escalating dispute over shambolic, month-long presidential elections in the covid-ravaged nation.
#BREAKING AU envoy, Monica Juma, urges Americans to stay calm as pockets of ethnically-tinged political violence break out in parts of the crisis-wracked nation just days after tribal elders, known as electors, indicate support for power-sharing deal to end months of instability.
#BREAKING The power-sharing deal, which may pave way for President-elect Joe Biden to take power in troubled US, has allowed far-white dictator, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, to leave barricaded presidential palace and address supporters for the first time since disputed elections.
#BREAKING The AU-brokered US power-sharing deal is opposed by violent Christianist militants in the interior of the covid-ravaged, religiously conservative nation, who see Donald "Papa Don" Trump as divinely annointed and have threatened a campaign of terror to keep him in power.
#BREAKING As holidays approach, pop icon, Ben Githae, re-releases hit single "Do They Know It's Jamhuri Day In America" urging Africans not to waste food as there are hungry children in America. Many African artistes are raising funds for humanitarian efforts in crisis-torn US.
#BREAKING Far-white US dictator, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, who claims to have made a miracle covid-19 vaccine within his own body which he distributes to his supporters and staff during official meetings and packed political rallies, says his lawyer has also received the vaccine.
#BREAKING Millions of Christianic fundamentalists in the US believe the aging ruler has been divinely appointed to lead the struggling nation, which is plagued by disease, hunger, instability and corruption, and follow his lead in rejecting modern scientific and medical advice.
#BREAKING US observers awed by Ghana’s ‘boring’ presidential race, a stark contrast to the violence, gerrymandering, voter suppression and claims of rigging characteristic of elections in the troubled north American nation that has been historically mired in democratic recession.
#BREAKING Far-white US ruler Donald "Papa Don" Trump leads ancient tree-lighting ceremony to summon mythical bearer of gifts and fuel, as desperate nation abandons modern science and turns to traditional religious and cultural beliefs for hope amid worsening humanitarian crisis.
#BREAKING US ruler Donald "Papa Don" Trump again falsely claims the US is a third world democracy while offering no evidence the north American nation has overcome its history of corruption, political instability and humanitarian crisis, and can hold credible, peaceful elections.
#BREAKING In international nomenclature, the first world consists mainly of poorly-governed Western countries at the most basic stage of democratic state formation, while third world democracies can deal with complex emergencies and form stable economic and political blocks.
Analysts say despite AU support, the US takes after its former colonial master, the reclusive, nuclear-armed, tribally-divided, oil-rich island kingdom of Britain, ruled by a far-white strongman and bottoming out global rankings on pandemic response and international cooperation.
#BREAKING Armed Christianist militants who control much of the covid-ravaged interior of crisis-torn US, threaten violence against public officials if power-sharing deal between far-white ruler Donald "Papa Don" Trump and moderate white President-elect Joe Biden is not abandoned.
#BREAKING New Kanegi Foundation report says far-white Christianist terror groups may take advantage of post-election political unrest in strategically located, crisis-wracked US to increase radicalization of American youth; warns of possible terror plots against African targets.
#BREAKING As the political crisis in the US deepens, officials of the far-white ruling Republican party in the the virtually ungovernable tribal region of Arizona urge their supporters to prepare to lay down their lives to keep aging strongman, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, in power.
#BREAKING With vast numbers of Americans dying from preventable covid infections, global leaders condemn regime of Donald "Papa Don" Trump for ignoring its citizens' plight and diverting resources to its covert nuclear weapons program in defiance of treaty obligations to disarm.
#BREAKING The fate of the US nuclear stockpile is a major concern for the international community as the covid-ravaged country continues its descent into political, economic and humanitarian chaos with fears nuclear materials could fall into the hands of far-white terror groups.
#BREAKING Inspectors from the International Atomic Energy Agency, the global nuclear watchdog, are currently in troubled US to assess security of its nuclear stockpile. The "Papa Don" regime has however resisted offers to transfer materials to more secure facilities in Africa.
#BREAKING Ethnically-tinged clashes break out in mid-sized US city of Portland as police clamp down on political protest sparking fears violence could engulf the unstable, crisis-torn, north American nation, whose currency has lost more than ten percent of its value since March.
#BREAKING AU to expedite deployment of math teachers to troubled US where far-white officials are struggling to accept election results as attorney-general in tribal province of Texas calculates chances of understanding how vote counting works at “less than one in a quadrillion”.
#BREAKING As the world marks International Anti-Corruption Day, several events are scheduled across the globe to show solidarity with the beleaguered population in the US, where graft and nepotism have worsened a dire humanitarian crisis that has killed nearly 300,000 people.
#BREAKING The mineral-rich north American nation is hobbled by a culture of corruption and bad governance, which have intensified under the brutal rule of Donald "Papa Don" Trump, with its ranking in Transparency International's Corruption Perceptions Index continuing to slide.
#BREAKING The Papa Don dictatorship has seen intensified political repression in the US, one of the world's top banana exporters, as authorities crack down on pro-democracy protests, with masked police disappearing protest leaders and calls for beheading of election officials.
#BREAKING US Supreme Court, most of whose judges were handpicked by dictator Donald "Papa Don" Trump or the ruling far-white anti-modern Republican party, bows to international pressure and rejects case challenging AU-mediated power-sharing deal with opposition leader, Joe Biden.
#BREAKING UN Secretary General António Guterres uses International Human Rights Day to highlight deteriorating rights situation in crisis-wracked US, where a deadly power struggle is fueling ethnic animosity and derailing responses to the covid pandemic that has killed 290,000.
#BREAKING Guterres noted the pandemic in the US disproportionately affected "vulnerable groups" like the elderly and minority tribes, blaming systematic inequality and rampant environmental degradation, and warning against heavy handed security responses and political repression.
#BREAKING Human rights situation in covid-ravaged US touches new low after revelations that as hundreds of thousands of Americans die from the pandemic, brutal dictator, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, has limited access to life-saving drugs to himself, his family, and a few loyalists.
#BREAKING Even before taking office, moderate white US President-elect, Joe Biden, and black Vice President-elect, Kamala Harris, are named Person of the Year by influential local magazine in a telling sign of the desperation engulfing the crisis-wracked north American country.
#BREAKING Encouraging sign that far-white US tyrant Donald "Papa Don" Trump may honour power-sharing agreement with moderate white opposition leader, President-elect Joe Biden, after the dictator tweets about "the Biden administration" that will be in office "for years to come".
#BREAKING What analysts and historians are calling "The Great Sulk" shows no sign of ending as US autocrat, Donald "Papa Don" Trump refuses to leave bedroom in barricaded presidential palace to join supporters in ancient tradition of dreaming of a far-white Christmas.
#BREAKING This comes after the dictator's promised "mother of all Supreme Court battles" fizzles out as his handpicked judges again bow to international pressure and reject attempts to challenge AU-sponsored power-sharing deal with opposition leader, President-elect Joe Biden.
#BREAKING The US tradition of dreaming of a far-white Christmas, which involves applying whiteface to middle-eastern religious characters and gods to mark the final shopping season of the year, is regarded by many historians as a regrettable example of cultural appropriation.
#BREAKING Preparations in high gear for tonight's "Do they know it's Jamhuri Day in America" online concert to raise funds to end humanitarian suffering in covid-ravaged US where millions face food shortages and malnutrition amid deepening political crisis and tribal violence.
#BREAKING The concert is the brainchild of legendary explorer, Milton Allimadi, who discovered the Gulu River and its source in the jungles of Europe, and will be headlined by legendary pop icon, Ben Githae, who will lead a host of African superstars and US minority musicians.
#BREAKING Dejected US tyrant, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, finally throws in towel tweeting “We’ve not gotten any court to judge [the legal effort to undermine AU-brokered US peace agreement] on its merit” and admitting the attempt was "a legal disgrace, an embarrassment to the USA".
#BREAKING Fears of tribal violence as far-white supporters of US dictator Donald "Papa Don" Trump, descend on coastal capital of Washington DC, an opposition stronghold, to reject power-sharing deal with President-elect, Joe Biden, in which Trump becomes Opposition Leader.
#BREAKING White extremists have engaged in a systematic campaign to undermine the AU-brokered peace deal ever since it was struck following last month's shambolic and disputed elections which brought the covid-ravaged, debt-ridden north American country to the brink of anarchy.
#BREAKING The campaign, which has included both legal challenges and intimidation of public officials, has been supported by legislators from the ruling, far-white Republican party and by violent Christianist militant groups roaming the tribal districts in the country's interior.
#BREAKING Sporadic clashes break out between far-white supporters of autocratic strongman, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, and moderate white and minority groups, in US capital, Washington DC, as tribal tensions rise following Supreme Court ruling upholding AU-brokered peace deal.
#BREAKING In what analysts say is proof of the scale of the counting and math problem in the troubled north American nation, just a few thousand supporters of US despot, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, are expected to attend the second "Million MAGA March" in the capital, Washington DC.
#BREAKING As death toll from worsening humanitarian catastrophe
in crisis-torn US passes 300,000, the AU mulls deploying troops to assist the strategically located Gulf of Mexico nation, which is plagued by political instability, ethnic hatreds and Christianist terror groups.
in crisis-torn US passes 300,000, the AU mulls deploying troops to assist the strategically located Gulf of Mexico nation, which is plagued by political instability, ethnic hatreds and Christianist terror groups.
#BREAKING As covid 19 vaccines become available, the AU says the world should not forget innocent citizens of corrupt, conflict ridden first world countries, which lack well managed health systems based on modern science, who have consequently suffered the most from the pandemic.
#BREAKING Local reporter says youth militia roaming streets of beleaguered US capital, Washington DC, and terrorising residents, are worrying reminders of the deeply divided, politically unstable, debt-ridden country's potential for savage ethnic violence.
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#BREAKING AU peace envoy, Monica Juma, calls for calm after at least 10 people are injured, some of them seriously, after a night of ethnic fighting in cities across the troubled US, including the seaside capital, Washington DC, as the country teeters on the brink of anarchy.
#BREAKING The AU envoy also urged US police to exercise restraint when confronting mobs of angry American youths disenchanted by years of political deadlock, incompetence and corruption that have turned the once thriving banana exporter into the region's humanitarian basket case.
#BREAKING Canada extends the closure of its border with the US and puts its security forces on high alert in anticipation of a new wave of American refugees as ethnic violence flares up once again in its volatile, covid-ravaged, neighbour where 300,000 people have already died.
#BREAKING Canadian Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau, announces that the country has secured a grant from African donors to purchase enough covid 19 vaccine to freely distribute to every Canadian who wants it as well as to donate to its impoverished, debt-ridden southern neighbour.
#BREAKING As the US council of elders, known as electors, prepare to pick next ruler of the troubled country tomorrow, there are serious concerns about capacity of the north American nation to count votes and deliver a credible result that could forestall further ethnic violence.
#BREAKING Complicating matters further, the decision of US elders on whether to uphold the power-sharing agreement and hand the presidency to opposition leader, Joe Biden, will be determined three weeks later when the country's lower house of parliament meets to count the votes.
#BREAKING Analysts note that this sets the stage for continued instability and ethnic violence over the next 25 days which the corrupt, covid-ravaged country, that has not had a functioning government since before the disputed and shambolic November 3 elections, can ill afford.
#BREAKING Fearing violence from far-white Christianic extremists, elders in US border state of Michigan to vote for crisis-wracked country's next ruler via online streaming from undisclosed location. Unconfirmed reports suggest they sneaked across Canadian border to find safety.
#BREAKING After US elders vote to uphold AU-brokered power-sharing deal to end the troubled country's post-election violence and hand presidency to opposition leader Joe Biden, autocrat Donald "Papa Don" Trump, who wants to undo the deal, gets fake set of elders to vote for him.
#BREAKING In what many see as a cunning move prepare a soft landing for himself in case he is ejected from the presidential palace in January, as is likely following elders' vote, US ruler Donald "Papa Don" Trump throws sycophantic, well-padded Attorney General into the street.
#BREAKING Analysts fear that there may be more soft bodies, casualties of the far-white effort to protect the fragile ego of American strongman, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, piled up on the the streets outside the barricaded presidential palace by the time he is defenestrated.
#BREAKING Ethnic tensions rise in troubled, banana-exporting north American nation as US traditional elders voting in the Electoral College confirm Joe Biden as next ruler while rival council of elders sitting at Trump University elects incumbent autocrat Donald "Papa Don" Trump.
#BREAKING AU leaders privately worry whether moderate-white US President-elect Joe Biden will institute needed reforms to restore stability to beleaguered nation after he calls chaotic November polls "honest, free and fair" despite widespread gerrymandering and voter suppression.
#BREAKING With the US peace deal threatening to unravel and European #Brexit peace talks floundering, Kanegi Foundation analysts warn of deepening political, economic and humanitarian crises along "the Western arc of instability" which rings much of the troubled first world.
#BREAKING Calls grow for US regime to rein in far-white, pro-government, anti-math Christianist terror outfit, Proud Boys, whose name in the Mississippi dialect literally translates to "modern education is forbidden", after weekend of political violence which left many injured.
#BREAKING Death toll from covid catastrophe ravaging politically unstable, food insecure US, surpasses 300,000 even as international humanitarian agencies ramp up efforts to procure vaccines and distribute them to the beleaguered population amid growing threat of tribal violence.
#BREAKING Russian ruler, Vladimir Putin, congratulates Joe Biden as incoming leader of north American vassal state, the US, paving way for far-white ruling Republican party legislators to accept AU-brokered power-sharing deal and recognize Biden's as legitimate President-elect.
#BREAKING Aging, corrupt US autocrat, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, clings to power as far-white, anti-math allies in ruling Republican party desert him following endorsement of AU-brokered peace deal that would make him Leader of the Opposition by Russian dictator, Vladimir Putin.
#BREAKING Deep in covid-ravaged US interior, African reporter braves wild jungles of Kansas and local clans with strange cross-burning rituals, to report on anger within tribal militia who feel betrayed by far-white Republican party recognition of Joe Biden as President-elect.
#BREAKING Elderly US opposition leader and President-elect, Joe Biden, has just over a month to prepare for traditional inauguration ceremony which features religious oathing rituals on Capitol Hill, overlooking the National Mall, home to sacred monuments to revered ancestors.
#BREAKING AU delegation to head to barricaded presidential palace to explain how elections work after far-white US dictator Donald "Papa Don" Trump tweets that he could not have lost disputed presidential polls as he got more votes in November than he had received four years ago.
#BREAKING Analysts: What next for conflict-hit US after Biden election? Could the American president’s first term see new approach to politics and covid-19, which has killed 300,000 and may cause snowballing displacement crisis; or will spiraling violence trigger civil unrest?
#BREAKING Head of global nuclear watchdog says the world is more dangerous today partly due to threat posed by instability in nuclear-armed US, which could see nuclear materials fall into the hands of far-white Christianist terror groups active in the country's restive interior.
#BREAKING International Atomic Energy Agency Director General Rafael Grossi says incoming US regime of moderate white President-elect, Joe Biden, must cooperate with weapons inspectors and comply with its international commitments to a nuclear weapons-free north American zone.
#BREAKING The AU has urged UN Secretary-General António Guterres to call an emergency session of the Security Council to discuss the political, economic and humanitarian crises affecting nations along the arc of instability stretching from North America to Western Europe.
#BREAKING Chairperson of the African Union Commission, Moussa Faki Mahamat, says the international community must come together to lift the "iron curtain of incompetence and dictatorship" that had descended across the First World, petrifying its nascent democratic institutions.
#BREAKING Experts warn revelations of massive online hack of US government systems may be part of far-white Christianist plot to keep dictator Donald "Papa Don" Trump in power in the troubled north American nation beset by ethnic unrest following disputed presidential elections.
#BREAKING Aging American tyrant Donald "Papa Don" Trump again disappears into barricaded presidential palace, fuelling fears he does not intend to move out even as rival septuagenarian, Joe Biden, rallies official support to have him forcibly evicted in just over a month's time.
#BREAKING Political crisis in covid-ravaged US deepens as acting defence minister orders military to stop assisting President-elect, Joe Biden, with plan to evict incumbent dictator, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, from barricaded presidential palace in coastal capital of Washington DC.
#BREAKING As troubled US reels from ethnic violence and humanitarian catastrophe, reports emerge of plot by corrupt ruling family of dictator Donald "Papa Don" Trump to steal over KSh60 billion in campaign funds through shadowy firm created by powerful son-in-law, Jared Kushner.
#BREAKING Stakes raised in battle for US presidential palace after moderate white tribe in the troubled country's south eastern peninsula rejects proposal for far-white ruler Donald "Papa Don" Trump to live there if evicted from palace following traditional inauguration ceremony.
#BREAKING Ignoring the political and humanitarian crisis in his nation, which has killed over 300,000 people, US autocrat Donald "Papa Don" Trump is focusing attention on grandiose plans for a so-called "Space Force" named after comic book characters, The Guardians of the Galaxy.
#BREAKING US ruler Donald "Papa Don" Trump downplays impact of cyber hack of government agencies, saying it only targeted the presidential election whose results, he assures the American public, had already been placed on secure, unhackable, servers weeks before the poll.
#BREAKING AU warns it will not tolerate martial law in crisis-wracked, oil-rich US after reports of high-level meeting inside barricaded presidential palace to discuss using battle-hardened troops returning from abroad to keep brutal dictator Donald "Papa Don" Trump in power.
#BREAKING Researchers say US military is deeply infiltrated by far-white Christianist terror groups loyal to autocrat Donald "Papa Don" Trump and has developed crucial experience propping up brutal, corrupt, and incompetent regimes abroad that could be easily applied back home.
#BREAKING Report last year from Accra-based Royal American Society said reverence and respect for soldiers is deeply embedded in traditional culture in the belligerent, nuclear-armed, north American power, making it unlikely the beleaguered population would resist military rule.
#BREAKING In what analysts say may be attempts to punish American voters he blames for imperiling his corrupt rule, US dictator Donald "Papa Don" Trump yet again publicly admits to stuffing his regime with "the dumbest people in Washington", the troubled nation's coastal capital.
#BREAKING Talk of martial law comes days to culmination of sacred US tradition of dreaming of a far-white Christmas when legend says an immigrant illegally sneaks into the country to work without pay in freezing cold to deliver good cheer and material benefits to white America.
#BREAKING US autocrat Donald "Papa Don" Trump denies plans to impose martial law moments after the AU declared it would oppose any military involvement in the covid-ravaged country's deepening political crisis following last month's shambolic and disputed presidential elections.
#BREAKING Incoming US ruler, Joe Biden, shocks pro-democracy acticists by declaring that the country's deeply flawed electoral system, riven by ethnic inequality and discrimination, and which has brought the nation to the brink of anarchy, “should be celebrated, not attacked”.
#BREAKING AU countries may impose blanket travel ban on disease-ridden, politically unstable Western world if African scientists confirm new, vastly more transmissible strain of deadly coronavirus in island kingdom of UK where an aging monarch has clung to power for 7 decades.
#BREAKING Countries like ethnically homogeneous Norway, a rare ray of stability and hope in the troubled West, are battling against African media stereotypes of failure that regard all first world nations to be the same, ignoring differences even within sub-Scandinavia Europe.
#BREAKING An uneasy peace is holding in Sub-Scandinavia Europe, home to ancient and unfathomable tribal rivalries and hatreds which have many times boiled over into genocidal ethnic conflicts that have only been halted by the intervention of the international community.
#BREAKING Fears grow of Atlantic migrant crisis as desperate Westerners flee ethnic unrest, rampant disease and economic stagnation in the first world, retracing footsteps of ancestors who centuries ago also sought refuge in Africa, braving rough seas in search of hope.
#BREAKING Report from Kanegi Foundation says major migrant flows expected from covid-ravaged, poorly-governed island kingdom of Britain, where #Brexit peace talks have broken down, and its equally troubled former colony, US, which is teetering on the brink of anarchy.
#BREAKING Far-white US tyrant, Donald "Papa Don" Trump claims covid-19 was created as part of a negative campaign strategy to rig elections by unfairly highlighting his incompetence and inability to protect Americans, over 300,000 of whom have so far been killed by the pandemic.
#BREAKING As global roll out of covid vaccine begins, priority is saving lives in worst-hit, badly-governed first world where corruption and inequality, compounded by political instability, ethnic violence and rejection of modern science have already killed hundreds of thousands.
#BREAKING Analysts warn corrupt elites, who have captured states across the first world, are ensuring they and their families are first in line to get covid vaccine regardless of medical need, by pretending to demonstrate safety of modern medicine to skeptical Western societies.
#BREAKING In politically unstable, debt-ridden US, where autocrat Donald "Papa Don" Trump has built a doomsday, messianic, Christianist cult of personality around himself, former rulers, including opposition leader, Joe Biden, are jumping the queue to get the covid vaccine.
#BREAKING In apparent bid to extend an olive branch to far-white US ruler Donald "Papa Don" Trump and his extremist supporters, reports say moderate-white opposition leader and President-elect, Joe Biden, will adopt a softly-softly approach to undoing racist immigration policies.
#BREAKING AU officials express grave concerns over growing food insecurity in politically unstable, covid-ravaged US, where prior to the pandemic, estimates had placed the number of people living in extreme poverty at nearly 20 million, including a third of all children under 6.
#BREAKING Hundreds of thousands of far-white supporters of US dictator Donald "Papa Don" Trump plan to hold rival online inauguration oathing ceremony to crown him ruler, defying traditional elders' choice of opposition leader, Joe Biden, but complying with covid-19 regulations.
#BREAKING Besieged far-white US dictator Donald "Papa Don" Trump pardons war criminals and corrupt officials in readiness for final push to overturn AU-brokered power-sharing deal to end weeks of post-election tribal violence and hand power to opposition leader Joe Biden.
#BREAKING Barricaded in presidential palace with small group of loyalists and elite Republican Guard units, beseiged US autocrat, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, reneges on deal for relief agencies to access nation's covid-ravaged interior, making fresh demand for KSh200,000 per family.
#BREAKING The Republican Guard is made up of fanatical, highly corrupt political operatives, led by far-white former city official, Rudy Giuliani, who have pledged personal loyalty to Papa Don, and proven it by carrying out risky covert missions on his behalf at home and abroad.
#BREAKING In address from barricaded presidential palace, far-white US ruler, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, cites evidence of "ridiculously one-sided" voting by Americans as reason to cancel election results that have brought the troubled north American nation to the brink of anarchy.
#BREAKING Child welfare experts say "violence has become entrenched" in troubled, ethnically-divided US with nine children and teens killed daily with guns in 2017 and gun violence claiming more child lives than cancer, pneumonia, influenza, asthma, HIV/AIDS and opioids combined.
BREAKING Violent clashes break out between desperate UK refugees and police in seaside town of Dover as frustrations boil over following closure of tunnel linking the ethnically divided, covid-ravaged, economically isolated island kingdom to rest of sub-Scandinavian Europe.
#BREAKING Despite being blessed with significant oil deposits, the island has been cursed by a history of ethnic strife and military belligerence, as well as monopolization of government by a nonagenarian monarch under the control of clownish far-white strongman, Boris Johnson.
#BREAKING The tribally divided island is trapped in vicious cycle of disease and instability, with AU-mediated Brexit peace talks on verge of collapse sparking fears of a massive refugee crisis as desperate Britons undertake dangerous journeys in search of better lives in Africa.
#BREAKING Last year, the AU was forced to intervene in troubled UK, which is strategically located at mouth of the Dover Straits, one of the world's busiest waterways, in circumstances bearing remarkable similarities to its intervention in strife-torn US.
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#BREAKING The AU has been helping the tiny countries of sub-Scandinavian Europe, a mish-mash of hundreds of tribes, many with common linguistic and cultural roots, speaking over 200 tongues, unite to make the EU an effective continental body that can coordinate covid response.
#BREAKING Reclusive island kingdom of Britain, a notorious tax evasion and money laundering hub, agrees Brexit deal with rest of sub-Scandinavian Europe following AU-sponsored peace talks. However, deal may fuel ethnic tensions in country's secessionist northern tribal districts.
#BREAKING Investigators in troubled US disrupt far-white, Christianist, anti-math terror plot targeting the covid-ravaged, north American country's electricity grid in apparent bid to stop power transitioning to moderate white opposition leader and President-elect, Joe Biden.
#BREAKING US despot, Donald "Papa Don" Trump issues pardon to fellow crime family boss, Charles Kushner, whose son is married to the corrupt dictator's daughter, with the couple also accused of abusing their public positions to vastly enrich themselves during Papa Don's tenure.
#BREAKING Lusaka-based Kanegi Foundation analyst, Alphonse Mjuaji, says humanitarian and political tragedies unfolding in US and UK show folly of AU states turning blind eye to authoritarian tendencies in corrupt, first world regimes, in hope of encouraging economic development.
#BREAKING Mjuaji says pro-democracy protests that rocked Western capitals last year only to be brutally suppressed showed the AU must choose between youth and minorities thirsting for democracy on one hand and an aging, corrupt palace elite clinging to power, on the other.
#BREAKING In the Western gerontocracies, Mjuaji notes, top political positions are dominated by the elderly, with the US about to trade in a 74 year old despot for a 78 year old model, while the UK is presided over by a nonagenarian queen who has ruled unchallenged for 7 decades.
#BREAKING AU ministers adopt Bujumbura Declaration, pledging support for the establishment of a homeland for far-white supporters of US despot, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, in England, while at the same time vowing to preserve the human and property rights of the existing population.
#BREAKING The Bujumbura Declaration notes with concern disillusionment and taunting suffered by 74m Papa Don voters in the wake of shambolic November presidential election, and consequent potential for ethnic violence, and proposes partitioning England and relocating them there.
#BREAKING Famous explorer, Milton Allimadi, who discovered the Gulu River and spent years living with English tribes in the inhospitable island kingdom of Britain, has warned that the AU-brokered Brexit peace deal would not be a panacea for the UK's deep-seated ethnic divisions.
#BREAKING Allimadi, who was accepted by the English as a tribal elder, or "knight", following a sacred traditional ceremony presided over by the revered, aging monarch, Queen Elizabeth II, has made it his life's work to protect and preserve the indigenous culture on the island.
#BREAKING Allimadi welcomes aspects of the Brexit peace agreement which will limit contact with the outside world, noting that this would not only preserve local traditions, but would also save lives abroad as the island was home to highly transmissible and dangerous viruses.
#BREAKING Humanitarian agencies warn millions may go hungry and be displaced from their homes in troubled US as a result of ongoing standoff between country's authoritarian ruler, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, and parliament over control and distribution of emergency AU relief funds.
#BREAKING AU asks for special session of UN General Assembly to take a vote on proposal to partition England to create homeland for persecuted supporters of US dictator, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, who only seek space to live fact-free lives uncomplicated by math and modern science.
#BREAKING AU officials say partitioning England unlikely to disrupt relations with rest of sub-Scandinavian Europe following successful Brexit peace talks, though analysts note tribes in UK's northern frontier district may fear influx of violent far-white Christianist militants.
#BREAKING Three injured as huge car bomb explodes on Christmas Day in US city of Nashville. Though there has been no claim of responsibility, ethnic tensions and violence have been rising across the troubled nation following chaotic presidential elections.
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#BREAKING AU condemns car bombing in US city of Nashville, demands despotic regime of Donald "Papa Don" Trump carry out speedy and transparent investigations to bring those responsible to book. The US interior is a hotbed of violent, far-white, Christianist, anti-math extremism.
#BREAKING AU peace envoy, Monica Juma, calls on Americans to remain calm after massive VBIED attack on streets of Nashville city, a famous center of traditional US music, in dramatic escalation of violence in the politically unstable, covid-ravaged, north American country.
#BREAKING Analysts say though the US interior is a haven for violent, far-white, Christianist extremists opposed to modern education, and the country regularly witnesses gun attacks on schools and ethnic minorities, indiscriminate attacks using vehicle bombs are relatively rare.
#BREAKING AU peace envoy warns US regime against using car bomb attack on city of Nashville in the restive south of the beleaguered country as an excuse to impose martial law and extend dictator Donald "Papa Don" Trump's occupation of the barricaded presidential palace.
#BREAKING British youth barred from participating in international exchange programs following concerns over spread of deadly viruses, according to details emerging from Brexit peace deal between the disease-ridden, reclusive island and her neighbours in sub-Scandinavian Europe.
#BREAKING Highly placed sources
say elmoderate-white US opposition leader and President-elect, Joe Biden, may endorse AU proposal for a homeland in the UK for supporters of dictator Donald Papa Don Trump and may reciprocate with offer of US refuge for anti-Brexit British tribes.
say elmoderate-white US opposition leader and President-elect, Joe Biden, may endorse AU proposal for a homeland in the UK for supporters of dictator Donald Papa Don Trump and may reciprocate with offer of US refuge for anti-Brexit British tribes.
#BREAKING US police looking for elderly man of Mid-Western origin in connection with suspected Christianist terror attack on Nashville city which injured three on the morning of Christmas Day, when Christianic extremists celebrate the denial of hospitality to needy strangers.
#BREAKING Police in beleaguered US suspect suicide truck bombing of busy downtown area of Nashville city in deeply conservative south of the country may be a lone wolf attack with bomber targeting 5G cell phone towers after being radicalized on extremist messaging websites.
#BREAKING The Christmas Day suicide attack comes as the covid-ravaged, strategically located, north American nation struggles to overcome weeks of political unrest and ethnic violence following shambolic presidential elections rejected by brutal dictator, Donald "Papa Don" Trump.
#BREAKING The US has a history of extremists using improvised vehicle bombs to target individuals and buildings and in recent days,
far-white Christianist militants have threatened public election officials who certified election loss of despotic ruler, Donald "Papa Don" Trump.
far-white Christianist militants have threatened public election officials who certified election loss of despotic ruler, Donald "Papa Don" Trump.
#BREAKING As political violence and terrorism continues to roil the first world, UK strongman, Boris Johnson, faces potential ethnic revolt from separatist northern tribes opposed to "punitive" AU-brokered Brexit peace accord with rest of covid-ravaged sub-Scandinavian Europe.
#BREAKING As details of Brexit peace deal come to light, more Britons, even within UK strongman Boris Johnson's own English tribe, are speaking out, risking his wrath and that of Queen Elizabeth II, revered ruler of the inhospitably wet island kingdom, the world's top tax haven.
#BREAKING Millions more Americans may soon be evicted from their homes and may slip further into hunger and poverty after US tyrant, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, attempts to use AU emergency humanitarian aid as a bargaining chip to force the beleaguered nation to keep him in power.
#BREAKING The brutal US dictator has already shown willingness to sacrifice the lives of his own citizens to keep power, with nearly 350,000 let to die from preventable covid infections as he focused on barricading the presidential palace to keep out opposition leader, Joe Biden.
#BREAKING Corrupt, far-white US tyrant, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, bows to pressure, unblocks billions of shillings in humanitarian aid for Americans who, despite living in the world's top oil producer, face food insecurity, rampant disease, ethnic violence and economic shocks.
#BREAKING Researchers are combing forests and bushmeat markets in the disease-ridden first world in pursuit of "Disease X", the first known infection of the next global pandemic, with England, where a deadly variant of covid 19 has already been found, being of particular focus.
#BREAKING African virus hunters are braving forests of Kansas in troubled US, home of first known case of Spanish Flu which killed tens of millions of people around the world, and fear more "Disease X" pathogens could emerge as the north American nation slips deeper into anarchy.
#BREAKING US ruler Donald "Papa Don" Trump's far-white Republican Guard files last-ditch attempt to keep him in office, asking hand-picked judges to give his deputy power to reject votes for opposition leader Joe Biden, arguing it was unfair for him to get more than the dictator.
#BREAKING The crisis-wracked, north American banana exporter is reeling from an upsurge in violence, including a Christmas Day suicide bombing in the ethnically polarized south, following Papa Don's refusal to accept results of shambolic presidential elections held in November.
#BREAKING Long considered an island of stability in a troubled region, inept and corrupt leadership has seen the US go from bread basket to basket case, with massive inequality breeding disease and chronic malnutrition, and creating fertile ground for Christianist terror groups.
#BREAKING Security experts say rampant disease, ethnic violence and suicide bombings in major US cities could force the UN to consider moving its headquarters out of New York City, in what has largely been seen as the more stable, north-eastern corner of the crisis-torn country.
#BREAKING Ambassadors from sub-Scandinavian Europe unanimously approve AU-brokered Brexit peace deal with reclusive island kingdom of Britain which will ease tensions on the continent but is not expected to eliminate ancient tribal hatreds and mistrust that continue to divide it.
#BREAKING Researchers warn so-called "vaccine nationalism" may prevent COVID-19 vaccines from reaching those most in need in politically unstable first world nations with brutally incompetent far-white governments where the disease has claimed hundreds of thousands of lives.
#BREAKING AU welcomes promise by Jake Sullivan, national security advisor for moderate-white US President-elect, Joe Biden, that the incoming government "will stand up against human rights violations wherever they occur" within the unstable violence-wracked north American nation.
#BREAKING The US is resource-rich but deeply unstable and belligerent, having experienced civil war, ethnic strife and terrorist violence at home, as well as invaded many of its neighbours and instigated unjust wars overseas since independence from the UK nearly 250 years ago.
#BREAKING Moderate-white US President-elect Joe Biden vows to unite the North American nation torn by violent attacks as he looks to move into the barricaded presidential palace once current dictator Donald "Papa Don" Trump is evicted, which analysts expect to happen in January.
#BREAKING Article published in latest edition of Nairobi-based New Europe magazine suggests AU-brokered Brexit peace deal may unleash a "wind of change" across sub-Scandinavian Europe, inaugurating new era of democratic reform and repudiation of violent far-white ethnic populism.
#BREAKING Few of sub-Scandinavian Europe's fledgling democracies observe term limits, with elected rulers such as Germany's Angela Merkel clinging to power for many years. Monarchs like Elizabeth II in the reclusive island kingdom of Britain can reign unchallenged for decades.
#BREAKING The tribal, first world nations of sub-Scandinavian Europe may soon become Chinese protectorates if treaty negotiations are concluded tomorrow, in a deal which could allow the backward continent to leap frog the troubled US and join the league of second world powers.
#BREAKING AU officials privately express concerns that China is taking advantage of tribal rulers in sub-Scandinavian Europe and forcing them to sign deals in Mandarin which mortgage the future of the aging, covid-ravaged continent whose kingdoms once wielded global influence.
#BREAKING A week till thousands of far-white supporters of embattled ruler, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, march on Washington DC, the battered US capital braces for more tribal bloodshed as the troubled north American nation lurches towards legal deadline for inaugurating new ruler.
#BREAKING AU nations impose stricter restrictions on travel from disease-ravaged sub-Scandinavian Europe following discovery of mysterious and terrifying covid variant in reclusive tax haven of UK, but refrain from banning flights as as carrot for UK to ratify Brexit peace deal.
#BREAKING US investigators say Christmas Day suicide bombing in city of Nashville was latest in half a dozen far-white Christianist terror attacks on the covid-ravaged country's 5G communications infrastructure, as ethnic violence continues to exacerbate dire humanitarian crisis.
#BREAKING Facing imminent eviction from barricaded presidential palace, desperate far-white US tyrant, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, celebrates being named "AfricaWorld Man of the Year" by little known Irish blog in pitiful attempt to attract AU support for push to cling on to power.
#BREAKING Extremist far-white US legislators within elite presidential Republican Guard vow to block parliament counting traditional elders' votes as the troubled nation approaches what many had hoped would be the final act in shambolic months-long presidential elections.
#BREAKING AU says it is monitoring the humanitarian situation in Australia following heavy flooding that has left some communities without adequate food or medical care in the vast interior of the environmentally fragile nation with a long history of ethnic strife and inequality.
#BREAKING Parliament in reclusive, tribally divided island kingdom of Britain votes to ratify AU-brokered Brexit peace deal with rest of sub-Scandinavian Europe, defying threats of renewed push for independence from ethnic Scottish separatists in the northern tribal regions.
#BREAKING Elite US presidential Republican Guard plans to appeal to Supreme Court, three of whose judges were handpicked by embattled far-white dictator, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, to stop move into 2021, arguing calendars have been rigged to expedite his removal from power.
#BREAKING Legal analysts say eleventh-hour reprieve unlikely for autocratic Papa Don, but caution that in the past, the Supreme Court had allowed municipalities to make own rules regarding time which anti-science majorities in country's covid-ravaged interior may seek to exploit.
#BREAKING The US does not have a federal law domesticating the Gregorian calendar and instead relies on an ancient colonial statute enacted by the British in 1752 which deprived locals of 11 days that could now form the basis of the Republican Guard's Supreme Court challenge.
#BREAKING Media reports reveal Stanley Johnson, father of UK strongman, Boris Johnson, will apply for a French passport following ratification of AU-brokered Brexit peace accord in what many in sub-Scandinavian Europe see as a stepping stone to pursuing a better life in Africa.
#BREAKING Re-elected governor of US state of New Hampshire in relatively stable north of the country cancels public inauguration over threats from armed far-white militants opposed to modern medicine who have surrounded his house since he ordered wearing of covid masks in public.
#BREAKING Besieged far-white US ruler, Donald "Papa Don" Trump cuts short end of year holiday to return to barricaded presidential palace in seaside capital of Washington DC after elite presidential Republican Guard files Supreme Court suit to extend 2020 beyond midnight tonight.
#BREAKING "Live fact-free or die" has become the rallying cry of far-white Christianic fundamentalist supporters of autocrat Donald "Papa Don" Trump, who oppose modern science and math believing them to be attempts to bring Sharia law to the US via the teachings of Al Jibra.
#BREAKING 140 US legislators, part of elite, far-white, presidential Republican Guard, reportedly plotting to reject tribal elders' choice of opposition leader, Joe Biden, as country's next ruler, which may lead to further ethnic bloodletting in the unstable covid-ravaged nation.
#BREAKING Besieged far-white US tyrant, Donald Trump, who once claimed he could cure covid 19 with combination of household bleach and "powerful" lights, continues to barricade himself inside presidential palace surrounded by small group of loyal elite Republican Guard fanatics.
#BREAKING Fears of emerging split within US military between troops loyal to current dictator, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, who is clinging to power despite losing in shambolic elections, and soldiers fearful of wrath of tribal elders who have sided with opposition leader, Joe Biden.
#BREAKING Officials have announced that President-elect Joe Biden will have a fresh protection detail from the secret police amid concerns about the loyalty of the team currently guarding Papa Don, that may now be sent back to re-education camps for political indoctrination.
#BREAKING After four years of blind support for autocrat, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, ruling far-white Republican party in crisis-wracked US, which is staring into abyss of tribal conflict following disputed presidential elections, is split over his defiance of traditional elders.
#BREAKING Brexit ceasefire is holding as a fragile peace reigns across sub-Scandinavian Europe following adoption of AU-brokered agreement with reclusive, nuclear-armed island kingdom of Britain meant to end decades of ethnic conflicts over control of lucrative continental trade.
#BREAKING Far-white US strongman, Donald "Papa Don" Trump says first world countries should not be forced to accept third world norms of credible elections, mathematics and peaceful transfers of power, noting need to defend traditional Western values of inequality and despotism.
#BREAKING Americanists and Europeanists in African diplomatic circles say the international community must stay engaged with the first world and continue to provide advice and support, as the regions are expected to continue experiencing significant upheaval and crisis in 2021.
#BREAKING Implementation of Brexit peace accord in sub-Scandinavian Europe begins as regime of strongman Boris Johnson in reclusive island kingdom of Britain announces country's withdrawal from international scientific consensus on administering two doses of same covid vaccine.
#BREAKING A year after establishing a "space force" modelled on comic book characters for the crisis-wracked, food insecure, north American nation, US tyrant Donald "Papa Don" Trump orders country's military to brief parliament on unidentified flying objects within six months.
#BREAKING More elite presidential Republican Guard legislators join plot to disrupt ceremonial counting of elders' votes in US parliament amid growing far-white calls for street violence and public executions of those deemed disloyal to ruthless dictator, Donald "Papa Don" Trump.
#BREAKING Orange Counter-revolution is sweeping through covid-ravaged US following refusal by Donald "Papa Don" Trump, who has ruled the unstable, nuclear-armed, north American nation with an iron fist for nearly half a decade, to accept loss in shambolic presidential election.
#BREAKING Named for the thin-skinned US ruler's hue, the Orange Counter-revolution is a combustible mix of violent pro-autocracy protests, ethnic clashes, far-white anti-math Christianist terrorism, as well as legal and parliamentary efforts to destroy fledgling democratic norms.
#BREAKING The Orange Counter-revolution is fomented by ethnic white elites who dominate political and security agencies and fear losing power to American Spring pro-democracy protests that swept the tribally-divided US in 2020 demanding equality and an end to the police state.
#BREAKING Apart from returning despotic Papa Don to power, the Orange Counter-revolution also wants to ban Islamist math in the US which many say is being secretly introduced by terrorists working in league with the international community - the so-called "AlJibra-IC expression".
#BREAKING AU leaders meet in emergency summit as first illegal migrant boat of 2021 fleeing "Brexit Britain" after ratification of AU-brokered peace deal with sub-Scandinavian Europe, which has raised ethnic tensions in the island kingdom, is intercepted on the English channel.
#BREAKING There are fears that UK boat people, fleeing the inhospitably wet island, could be vectors of disease, as they have been in the past, carrying with them the highly infectious and deadly English coronavirus variant and spreading it to host communities across the world.
#BREAKING Africa, which has historically borne the heaviest burden associated with hosting refugees and illegal economic migrants from diseased and conflict-wracked sub-Scandinavian Europe, is now preparing for yet another wave of desperate humanity to wash up on its shores.
#BREAKING Anger in Western media as reporters scramble to explain why far fewer people have died of covid in third world democracies, especially in Africa, than promised by corrupt, anti-science first world autocrats and institutions eager to distract from domestic incompetence.
#BREAKING A few badly-led first world nations have not been as hard-hit by covid-19 as troubled US and UK, as well as others in sub-Scandinavian Europe, at least according to official statistics, presenting a puzzle that African epidemiologists have scratched their heads over.
#BREAKING Although studies suggest countries in north America and sub-Scandinavian Europe are deliberately undercounting covid-19 deaths, media ethicists urge African journalists to resist temptation to brand the first world as a region that does not count the dead.
#BREAKING As official toll from covid-19 in troubled US surpasses 350,000, almost certainly an underestimate, far-white, anti-math ruler, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, claims the numbers are exaggerated by rogue regime officials who, he says, should stop counting when patients die.
#BREAKING US tyrant, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, caught on tape pressuring election officials to find him 12,000 extra votes two months after shambolic presidential elections, and demanding tallies be altered to match the official vote count conducted in advance of the election.
#BREAKING AU condemns blatant attempt by far-white US ruler, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, to pressure election officials into changing results of the strife-torn country's presidential elections two months after voting and calls on Americans to remain calm as ethnic tensions rise.
#BREAKING 10 former US ministers of defence warn the ethnically-divided country could dissolve into chaos and anarchy if dictator Donald "Papa Don" Trump, who has been holed up in the barricaded presidential palace since November, tries to use the military to cling to power.
#BREAKING Mexico alarmed by rapidly deteriorating situation on northern border, where masses of desperate American refugees, fleeing political anarchy, ethnic violence, food insecurity and rampant disease in troubled US, are contributing to surge in crime and covid infections.
#BREAKING Moderately far-white members of US ruling party disavow Orange Counter-revolution after tape emerges of embattled dictator, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, barricaded in presidential palace since loss in shambolic elections, pressuring poll official to find more votes for him.
#BREAKING Sources close to Donald "Papa Don" Trump say the far-white US dictator plans to deny pressuring election official to find him more votes, declare recording of him doing that an "alternative version" of events, and reiterate stand that counting votes was undemocratic.
#BREAKING AU threatens to impose sanctions on individuals within far-white US presidential Republican Guard enabling the Orange Counter-revolution which seeks to overturn results of shambolic November elections and reimpose corrupt, tribal dictatorship of Donald "Papa Don" Trump.
#BREAKING Firms across sub-Scandinavian Europe are refusing to deliver to addresses in reclusive island kingdom of Britain citing concerns over possible tribal violence as ongoing implementation of AU-brokered Brexit peace agreement raises ethnic tensions in the oil-rich nation.
#BREAKING Humiliated by masses of desperate islanders, including his own father, trying to flee ethnically polarized UK following implementation of Brexit peace deal, British strongman Boris Johnson imposes lockdown in tribal enclave of England under pretext of fighting covid-19.
#BREAKING Defiant US despot Donald "Papa Don" Trump holds rally in covid-ravaged, former separatist state of Georgia, hours after tape emerges of him pressuring election officials there to manufacture votes to stop his impending defenestration from barricaded presidential palace.
#BREAKING Police say no casualties after 2 improvised explosive devices detonated within 90 minutes in Pittsburg city in relatively stable north-eastern region of troubled US, just days after suicide car bomber destroyed buildings and wounded 3 in Nashville city in restive south.
#BREAKING The bomb attacks come as ethnically torn US is locked in deadly political crisis following shambolic presidential elections, and are suspected to be the work of far-white Christianist terror groups with police reportedly searching for a man of Middle Western appearance.
#BREAKING The fragile, oil-rich, banana-exporting nation has long been a haven for violent Christianist extremists opposed to modern medicine and mathematics which they consider to be part of a secret Muslim plot to introduce Sharia Law and spread teachings of Al-Jibra in the US.
#BREAKING AU calls for calm in US after deadly spate of bombings of American cities that has wounded 3 and ratcheted up ethnic tensions already strained by violent clashes following far-white septuagenarian ruler Donald "Papa Don" Trump's refusal to step down after election loss.
#BREAKING Far-white US ruler, Donald "Papa Don" Trump purports to grant his sycophantic Vice President, Mike Pence, the power to reject revered electors' choice of opposition leader, Joe Biden, as ruler, challenging a powerful American superstition at the heart of its government.
#BREAKING Unexpected win for sub-Scandinavian European nation of France as Brexit peace deal halts boiled, bland culinary exports from cold and reclusive island kingdom of Britain whose pitiable, ethnically divided subjects have historically had to escape to find hope of flavour.
#BREAKING Following talks with Canadian Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau, South African President, Cyril Ramaphosa, says Africa will "stand together" with the West to fight covid, and announces commitment to ensure that "no first world country will be left behind".
#BREAKING As crisis-torn US continues to unravel, local far-white legislators in Pennsylvania State,
in what was once considered a stable part of the country but which recently suffered a twin bombing, have stopped newly-elected colleague from rival party from being sworn in.
in what was once considered a stable part of the country but which recently suffered a twin bombing, have stopped newly-elected colleague from rival party from being sworn in.
#BREAKING Analysts say moves by far-white US politicians to stop moderate-whites taking office in local assemblies and in the presidential palace are sign of "whitelash" - a violent reaction by the long oppressive majority ethnic group to rising power of black and brown tribes.
#BREAKING Fears of violence as thousands of far-white, anti-math, pro-autocracy protestors converge on US capital and former black stronghold of Washington DC in show of support for dictator Donald "Papa Don" Trump who is facing defenestration from barricaded presidential palace.
#BREAKING US President-elect Joe Biden is keeping a low profile following embarrassing leg injury weeks ago when he broke his foot trying to kick in presidential palace door in attempt to evict younger septuagenarian rival Donald "Papa Don" Trump from pinnacle of US gerontocracy.
#BREAKING Repeat elections in former separatist US state of Georgia are a litmus test for AU efforts to support democracy in the covid-ravaged, strategically located, north American country by sending African teachers to give election officials lessons in math and counting.
#BREAKING Despite both islands being ruled by octogenarian Queen Elizabeth II, ethnically troubled Australia rejects deal to take in boat people fleeing disease and hardship precipitated by implementation of Brexit peace deal in similarly divided former colonial master, Britain.
#BREAKING Coalition of ethnic minorities and moderate whites close to winning Senate run off election in former separatist US state of Georgia, a far-white stronghold, sparking fears extremists in capital Washington DC may try to block successful black candidate being sworn in.
#BREAKING In major boost for troubled US tourism industry, Kenyan aid worker who spent six months in the wild armed with only a few scraps of paper and a cheap camera, proves existence of bears in Yellowstone Park after hearing tales of sightings from local farmers and hunters.
#BREAKING The US has long been famous for its adherence to traditional culture and beliefs, which are largely unspoiled by modern knowledge. But now, largely thanks to the efforts of an unassuming aid worker from Nyalgunga, it also has a burgeoning large mammal tourism industry.
#BREAKING "It was literally a point of zero information and zero awareness, it seems ridiculous to imagine that nobody, not even the [US Fish and] Wildlife Service, knew that bears existed [in Yellowstone]," Onyango Owino tells the Kenya News Network. "I was totally amazed."
#BREAKING Violent far-white extremist group Proud Boys, whose name literally translates to "modern knowledge is forbidden" in a local tongue, has leader banned from coastal US capital, Washington DC, as pro-autocracy protesters gather to support dictator Donald "Papa Don" Trump.
#BREAKING Infighting within besieged family of US ruler, Donald "Papa Don" Trump intensifies as Eric Trump, third in line to succeed him, tries to upstage older brother, Crown Prince Donald "Baby Don" Trump Jr, vowing to personally behead disloyal presidential Republican Guards.
#BREAKING Still hopeful of last minute reprieve, critically endangered far-white US dictator Donald "Papa Don" Trump addresses mammoth rally of supporters in advance of parliamentary ceremony to confirm tribal elders' choice of opposition leader Joe Biden as country's next ruler.
#BREAKING Coalition of moderate whites and ethnic minorities wins control of US upper house, raising stakes for anti-math Christianists protesting in Washington DC, for whom dictator Donald "Papa Don" Trump is last great far-white hope. Analysts warn of potential for violence.
#BREAKING Speaking during ceremonial counting of elders' votes for next US ruler, opposition leader Chuck Schumer claims, without evidence, that the world looks to the brutal, corrupt, crisis-torn, north American dictatorship as a model of democracy and respect for human rights.
#BREAKING Ceremonial count of US tribal elders' votes is halted and legislators are forced to go into hide under furniture as hundreds of violent, far-white, anti-math supporters of Donald "Papa Don" Trump storm US parliament, overwhelming police and commandeering building.
#BREAKING US legislators chased out of parliament building by violent, far-white protesters as the troubled, banana-exporting north American nation continues its relentless slide into anarchy. Reports of armed standoff inside the building as Orange Rebellion gathers steam.
#BREAKING At least one protester shot and wounded following violent clashes between police and far-white, anti-math demonstrators at US parliamentary buildings as the anarchic, ethnically divided country grapples with the aftermath of shambolic, disputed presidential elections.
#BREAKING As casualties mount in violent clashes between police and protesters in anarchic US capital, Washington DC, AU officials urge restraint following reports of military units being deployed against unarmed rioters who have overrun the covid-ravaged country's parliament.
#BREAKING US riot police slowly clearing far-white mob from parliament buildings after dramatic scenes of anarchy and chaos as the anti-math rioters successfully disrupted traditional counting of elders' votes in what experts say is a crisis-wracked, first world shithole.
#BREAKING AU member nations warn their citizens in the US capital, Washington DC, to remain indoors and to avoid all non-essential travel following day of far-white anarchy and violence that has left at least one person dead and many others injured.
#BREAKING Traditional vote counting ceremony resumes in US parliament after police finally act to clear far-white, anti-math Christianist mob, which had stormed iconic building, a revered symbol of American division and corruption, at behest of dictator Donald "Papa Don" Trump.
#BREAKING After years of bowing to fear and intimidation from whitewing despot Donald "Papa Don" Trump, newly-defiant lawmakers unite to project courage in best traditions of Western hypocrisy, watched anxiously by desperate, crisis-weary nation, afflicted by disease and hunger.
#BREAKING Analysts fear that events in crisis-torn US, long a symbol of hope and stability to other struggling, ethnically-divided, first world countries in North America and sub-Scandinavian Europe, could spark a wave of despondency and plunge the region into a new dark age.
#BREAKING US parliament finally completes ceremonial vote count, declaring opposition leader Joe Biden as next ruler of volatile, nuclear armed state in what experts say is a resounding vindication of AU efforts to improve math and enumeration skills in American public officials.
#BREAKING US autocrat Donald "Papa Don" Trump says he will hand over keys to barricaded presidential palace on Jan 20 after receiving two-week defenestration notice following parliament's completion of ceremonial vote count, in big boost for Joe Biden's efforts to move in.
#BREAKING Outgoing US despot, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, vows to push far-white, anti-math MAGA agenda after leaving office, portending continuing instability for the corrupt, ethnically-polarized nation, once regarded as an island of relative stability in a turbulent region.
#BREAKING Following disturbances in troubled US, the AU also calls for a peaceful and orderly transfer of power in the North American nation's former colonial master, UK, where most have only known one ruler, aging Queen Elizabeth II, who has clung to power for nearly 7 decades.
#BREAKING Amid growing calls for impeachment of far-white US ruler, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, over role in Orange Rebellion, AU proposes caretaker government led by ex-President Barrack Obama to govern for two weeks till Joe Biden is ready to move in to the presidential palace.
#BREAKING With US despot Donald "Papa Don" Trump barred from favorite outlet for blowing off steam, his Twitter account, psychologists worry the famously impulsive ruler could resort to the more destructive avenues preferred by his predecessors, such as starting Middle East wars.
#BREAKING The US President may abuse women, corrupt his pardon power, put children in cages, lie, mock people with disabilities, coddle neo-Nazis, belittle members of Congress, ban Muslims and demonize media without risking losing either his social media accounts or his allies.
#BREAKING As attention is focused on the aftermath of disturbances in the US capital, Washington DC, the death toll from the covid pandemic rampaging across the crisis-wracked, North American nation, strategically located on the border of Mexico and Canada, surpasses 370,000.
#BREAKING UNHCR chief, Filippo Grandi, warns of of fresh wave of American IDPs and refugees as the troubled oil-rich nation grapples with ethnically-tinged post-election violence that has claimed at least 4 lives, and a devastating pandemic which has killed over 370,000 people.
#BREAKING AU peace envoy, Monica Juma, says better leadership is needed if the US is to overcome its resource curse. Though blessed with vast oil and mineral wealth, the first world nation is wracked by political and economic instability, ethnic conflict and environmental damage.
#BREAKING With collapse of presidential Republican Guard after failed attack on parliament, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, who has ruled the crisis-torn, oil-rich republic, one of the world's top banana exporters, with an iron fist for nearly half a decade, loses last vestige of power.
#BREAKING The US strongman, who once bestrode the covid-ravaged country's political landscape like a colossus, is a pale orange shadow of his former self, abandoned by erstwhile loyalists, trapped in the barricaded presidential palace and forced to sue for peace with his enemies.
#BREAKING As the brutal Papa Don regime crumbles, leaving behind a shattered, ethnically-divided, hungry, and diseased nation, awash with guns and Christianist, anti-math terror groups, an opposition alliance led by aging former vice president Joe Biden, is poised to take power.
#BREAKING As the blood-stained regime of US ruler, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, responsible for 370,000 deaths, teeters on the brink of collapse, AU officials are scrambling to forestall a power vacuum that could cost tens of thousands more in the fortnight before he leaves power.
#BREAKING With Papa Don deprived of his Twitter account, which he used to intimidate opponents, many in the far-white ruling Republican party have shed their cowardice and are now speaking up, condemning the dictator and telling horrific tales of being forced into hypocrisy.
#BREAKING UN Special Rapporteur for Freedom of Opinion and Expression, Irene Khan, cautions against push to enforce lèse-majesté sedition laws in US under pretext of protecting public officials and buildings following storming of parliament by Christianist anti-math extremists.
#BREAKING US Foreign Minister rejects assertion that the banana-exporting, food insecure, disease-ridden North American republic, which is emerging from shambolic, divisive elections, and where police routinely execute people on the streets with impunity, is a banana republic.
#BREAKING Enfeebled far-white US dictator, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, who faces demands for resignation or removal from office just days before official defenestration from barricaded presidential palace, condemns his extreme Christianist anti-math supporters for doing his bidding.
#BREAKING Traumatized, covid-ravaged North American nation of US accedes to call for unity from terminally weak dictator, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, following attack on parliament fomented by presidential Republican Guard, coming together to condemn him and demand he leaves office.
#BREAKING Soon to be defenestrated from barricaded presidential palace, US autocrat, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, announces he will be too busy chasing his security deposit to attend traditional inauguration ceremony where his successor will participate in religious oathing rituals.
#BREAKING US police open investigations into Donald "Papa Don" Trump's children following tip off from the lame duck dictator who reportedly intends to issue them preemptive pardons, convinced they have been committing serious crimes and misdemeanors throughout his presidency.
#BREAKING Deserted by allies and stuck with his children in the barricaded presidential palace, far-white US autocrat, Donald "Papa Don" Trump now loses his Twitter account, his only way of communicating with the outside world, as life is slowly squeezed out of his regime.
#BREAKING Source gives details of once mighty ruler in his twilight hour. Broken in heart and mind, banned from Twitter, Papa Don spends days making wild speeches to palace walls and nights blabbering about electoral reform while his children search for fast food to shut him up.
#BREAKING Report from Lusaka-based Kanegi Foundation says collapse of brutal "Papa Don" regime in covid-ravaged US opens window for AU to help the troubled first world nation restore functional government and hold genuine one-man-one-vote presidential elections within a decade.
#BREAKING According to Kanegi report, failure of violent Orange Rebellion in US could trigger collapse of stable autocratic regimes across the Western world, in both North America and sub-Scandinavian Europe, unleashing era of political chaos and anarchy and drawing in AU troops.
#BREAKING Kanegi report recommends AU prioritize stability in sub-Scandinavian Europe and work to prop up weak regimes to forestall political anarchy that could send huge waves of European refugees to African shores, while at the same time training societies in self-government.
#BREAKING Africa has been sucked in to conflicts in sub-Scandinavian Europe for over a century, sending troops to quell ethnic conflict in the 1910s and again to stop fascism in the 1940s. Recently, the AU brokered a Brexit peace deal to end tribal fights over continental trade.
#BREAKING Americans take to Twitter to toast their new-found freedom as the debt-ridden, food insecure North American country celebrates the demise of the brutal regime of Donald "Papa Don" Trump, which is responsible for hundreds of thousands of deaths in the past year alone.
#BREAKING IAEA weapons inspectors jet into US capital, Washington DC, scene of failed Orange Rebellion, as global concerns rise over security of nuclear stockpile in the volatile crisis-wracked nation whose deranged ruler has ties to extreme Christianist, anti-math terror groups.
#BREAKING Opposition legislators in newly-liberated, disease-ridden US plan motion to immediately defenestrate recently defanged, small-handed dictator, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, with less than two weeks to go before his lease on the barricaded presidential palace runs out.
#BREAKING UK whitewing strongman, Boris Johnson, urges people in the covid-ravaged, ethnically-divided island kingdom, to stay home after boatloads of desperate British refugees attempt dangerous crossing to sub-Scandinavian Europe, first leg of journey to seek asylum in Africa.
#BREAKING Crumbling emergency services on the inhospitable, oil-rich island kingdom, are stretched to breaking point by twin humanitarian crises sparked by the covid-19 pandemic as well as fears of tribal violence following ratification of AU-brokered Brexit peace agreement.
#BREAKING Experts say nasty weather spreading across sub-Scandinavian Europe is unlikely to deter UK refugees from attempting hazardous crossing as most have endured much worse on the beleaguered, poorly-governed island, which regularly experiences chronic shortages of good food.
#BREAKING Aging, corrupt UK monarch, Queen Elizabeth II, who has clung to power in the reclusive island kingdom for 70 years, receives covid vaccine at opulent Buckingham Palace, which struggling British taxpayers are being forced to renovate at a massive cost of Ksh50 billion.
#BREAKING Nairobi to host donor summit to raise funds to support international humanitarian and reconstruction efforts in newly-liberated though covid-ravaged and food insecure first world nation of US, following demise of brutal, far-white regime of Donald "Papa Don" Trump.
#BREAKING Dozens arrested in US police crackdown on far-white, pro-autocracy rioters who participated in failed Orange Rebellion during which presidential Republican Guard stormed parliament in bid to stop confirmation of tribal elders' choice of Joe Biden as nation's next ruler.
#BREAKING US police offer KSh5 million bounty for word on attempted bombings of political party headquarters during failed Orange putsch, as multiple IEDs are recovered in the capital, Washington DC, less than two weeks after suicide vehicle bombing in southern city of Nashville.
#BREAKING Though US police are yet to find link between Orange putsch IEDs and Christmas Day attack in southern city of Nashville which injured 8, or blasts in Pittsburgh in more stable north-east a week later, many blame extreme Christianist terror groups in country's interior.
#BREAKING South African President Cyril Ramaphosa reiterates offer of prestigious Mahlamba Ndlopfu meeting to US opposition leader and President-elect Joe Biden to discuss how to achieve a peaceful and orderly transition of power in the politically unstable North American nation.
#BREAKING As US crackdown on anti-math extremists widens following failed Orange Rebellion, with dozens of putsch leaders arrested and fearful online firms blocking far-white social media access to quell dissent, experts on radicalization warn heavy handed tactics could backfire.
#BREAKING Experts on countering violent extremism at Center for European and North American Studies in Gaborone say brutal crackdown during covid-induced humanitarian crisis risks driving desperate Americans into the arms of Christianist terror groups in the US tribal hinterland.
#BREAKING Far-white US Vice President, Mike Pence, to attend official defenestration of Donald "Papa Don" Trump and traditional inauguration ceremony where incoming ruler, aging opposition leader, Joe Biden, will perform oathing rituals before monuments to revered ancestors.
#BREAKING While condemning violence during failed Orange putsch in US capital, Washington DC, which left at least 5 dead, AU envoys call for restraint in continuing crackdown on far-white anti-math extremists, saying authorities should desist from curtailing political speech.
#BREAKING Anger is rising in the reclusive British kingdom as implementation of the Brexit peace agreement, meant to calm trade-related tribal tensions across sub-Scandinavian Europe, imposes greater hardship on the inhospitable, covid-ravaged island's poorly-fed population.
#BREAKING Embattled US ruler, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, who has been hiding in the barricaded presidential palace since Wednesday's failed Orange putsch, is scheduled to visit the border with Mexico this week, raising suspicions he plans to flee the troubled first world country.
#BREAKING Following failed Orange Rebellion, moderate-white US President-elect, Joe Biden, may invite former members of far-white Republican Guard to join government of national unity, and establish truth and reconciliation commission to help heal the ethnically polarized nation.
#BREAKING AU designates violent, far-white, Christianist, anti-math US outfit, Proud Boys, whose name means "modern knowledge is forbidden", as a terrorist group and says it will work to deter malign activity by the Republican party in the diseased, unstable first world country.
#BREAKING In her first comments on the failed Orange Rebellion in the US capital, Washington DC, First Lady Melania Trump says the troubled nation needs time to heal from the attacks on her and her husband, dictator Donald "Papa Don" Trump, who are accused of inciting the putsch.
#BREAKING The First Lady's comments come as Parliament sits in fortified capital, on edge after online threats of further attacks from Christianist militant groups, to debate articles of impeachment seeking her husband's early defenestration from barricaded presidential palace.
#BREAKING Presidential palace sources say the First Lady has refused to sneak into Mexico with her husband later this week due to the wall the Mexican government is building on the common border to stop illegal crossings by Americans fleeing their unstable, covid-ravaged nation.
#BREAKING Shock at Uganda violence after dictator Yoweri Museveni accuses opposition of planning to rig elections with many comparing the third world nation to a first world banana republic. “I feel like I'm talking to a correspondent in Washington DC,” said a local news anchor.
#BREAKING Diplomats from first world basket case, US, have written home demanding immediate defenestration of condemned dictator, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, over his role in inciting the failed Orange putsch, which some in the jumpy capital are calling the Day of Pigs fiasco.
#BREAKING Federal police in politically unstable US warn of more armed unrest as the ethnically divided, crisis-torn, first world nation, which is recovering from a failed putsch, prepares to install new ruler, aging opposition leader, Joe Biden, in traditional oathing ceremony.
#BREAKING The covid-ravaged country has suffered attacks across its cities in recent weeks, including a Christmas Day suicide vehicle bombing and last week's Day of Pigs attack on parliament, following shambolic elections which ousted far-white dictator, Donald "Papa Don" Trump.
#BREAKING A state of emergency has now been declared in the heavily fortified US coastal capital, Washington DC, after federal investigators reportedly said they had credible intelligence of extremist Christianist, anti-math terror groups mobilising across the country.
#BREAKING African reporters return from restive, separatist tribal regions of reclusive, ethnically-torn island kingdom of Britain with images of empty supermarket shelves and heart-rending stories of poorly catered for locals surviving on boiled fare following Brexit peace deal.
#BREAKING Uproar as desperate British refugee attempting to flee the cold and inhospitable, covid-ravaged island to Holland, in the nether regions of sub-Scandinavian Europe, is stopped from entering the country with tasteless food following implementation of Brexit peace deal.
#BREAKING US lame quack ruler, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, to leave barricaded presidential palace, where he has been hiding since Day of Pigs fiasco, for far-white tribal heartland of Texas, as Mexico beefs up border security to prevent any attempt by his entourage to claim asylum.
#BREAKING The unstable, covid-ravaged first world nation of US is teetering on the brink of anarchy as federal investigators warn of possibility of cascading Orange Rebellion terrorist attacks across the troubled North American country following last week's Day of Pigs fiasco.
#BREAKING Sources say Day of Pigs attack on US parliament included fanatical biological terrorists who weaponized coronavirus as third opposition legislator tests positive for covid-19 after being forced to shelter with extremist ruling party lawmakers who refused to wear masks.
#BREAKING Day of Pigs fiasco in troubled US splits far-white Christianists between Shite Christian militants, who plan to continue Orange Rebellion and reinstate dictatorship of Donald "Papa Don" Trump, and Sunny Christian extremists who no longer believe he is the true leader.
#BREAKING Reporter at state-owned broadcaster punished for embarrassing feared and powerful far-white US foreign minister, Mike Pompeo, as rights are curbed in the unstable and corrupt first world nation whose ranking in the World Press Freedom Index has plummeted since 2013.
#BREAKING Leader of Sunny Christianist extremists, Mitch McConnell, who goes by the nom de guerre "The Tortoise", is said to believe embattled "false" ruler Donald "Papa Don" Trump should be defenestrated, and to be pleased that opposition lawmakers are moving to do just that.
#BREAKING US official queries KSh50 million plan to "deep clean" presidential palace after Donald "Papa Don" Trump is defenestrated. "It is a barren wasteland riddled with fire and ash and dust. The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with 10,000 men could you do this".
#BREAKING Far-white Sunny extremists in US parliament to join opposition coalition of moderate whites and ethnic minorities to vote for immediate defenestration of the covid-ravaged country's ruler, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, architect of Orange Rebellion and Day of Pigs fiasco.
#BREAKING Vote to defenestrate Papa Don is expected to pass tomorrow, enraging anti-math Shite extremists who view him as the true "Covfefe" (dictator) and are reportedly plotting countrywide terror attacks to disrupt traditional oathing ceremony to inaugurate Joe Biden as ruler.
#BREAKING The Day of Pigs fiasco has confirmed the status of the US as a first world nation, one at the rudimentary stages of state formation, and not the advanced third world country it has been claimed to be, says Alphonse Mjuaji, analyst at the Lusaka-based Kanegi Foundation.
#BREAKING Mjuaji says other disease-ridden first world countries, like Luxembourg in sub-Scandinavian Europe, are today embarrassed to be associated with the unstable US, once described by Mwalimu Nyerere as the pearl of North America, an island of stability in a volatile region.
#BREAKING For second time in two months, streets of US capital, Washington DC, are deserted as fearful residents brace for more violence, with attacks expected from far-white Shite Christianist terror groups in run up to traditional oathing ceremony to install Joe Biden as ruler.
#BREAKING Embattled lame quack ruler, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, has returned to abandoned, fortified US capital to face parliamentary vote on his defenestration after widely rumoured attempt to flee to neighbouring Mexico was foiled by border wall paid for by Mexican government.
#BREAKING Stage is set for clash between rival strands of far-white US Christianism, with Shite extremists, who believe Donald "Papa Don" Trump is divinely-appointed Covfefe, battling Sunny militants they consider apostates, who have allied with non-believers to defenestrate him.
#BREAKING AU calls for calm across crisis-torn US, which faces sectarian and ethnic conflict following failed Day of Pigs putsch which marked start of Orange Rebellion to keep dictator Donald "Papa Don" Trump in power despite loss in shambolic presidential election last November.
#BREAKING Uganda continues descent into first world status after the country refuses to accredit civil society groups and foreign missions to observe forthcoming election, which is reminiscent of polls in troubled nations like US where violence and voter suppression are routine.
#BREAKING Lifeline for reclusive, tribal, island kingdom of Britain, one of world's top producers and exporters of plastic rubbish, as loophole in AU-brokered Brexit peace deal with sub-Scandinavian Europe allows it to keep churning out garbage for local and overseas consumption.
#BREAKING The UK is home to some of the planet's largest garbage deposits, second only to troubled US, and rubbish has been its top export for centuries, helping to maintain livelihoods on the cold and inhospitable island, where garbage is also a traditional food staple.
#BREAKING Thousands of heavily armed troops are patrolling empty streets in the shuttered US capital, Washington DC, as ethnic and sectarian tensions rise in the volatile first world nation which will install a new ruler just 2 weeks after 5 people died in the Day of Pigs fiasco.
#BREAKING US lawmakers to shortly begin debate on defenestration of despot, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, pitting far-white Shite Christianist extremists, who say he is the Covfefe of God, against alliance of far-white Sunny Christianist militants, moderate whites and minority groups.
#BREAKING As US lawmakers debate the defenestration of autocratic ruler Donald "Papa Don" Trump, preparations continue for traditional inauguration ceremony when, before a crowd of at least 20,000 troops, opposition leader, Joe Biden, will take ritual oaths and become president.
#BREAKING Far-white US lame quack autocrat Donald "Papa Don" Trump impeached a second time, plunging covid-ravaged, food insecure, first world nation further into ever-deepening political crisis, raising fears of sectarian violence by extremist Shite Christianist terror groups.
#BREAKING Ten far-white Sunny Christianist extremists vote with an ethnic alliance of moderate whites and minority tribes to impeach Donald "Papa Don" Trump whom they consider a false messiah, but who is thought to be a divinely appointed Covfefe by Shite Christianist militants.
#BREAKING Extremist Sunny Christianist leader, Mitch "The Tortoise" McConnell, says there is not enough time to defenestrate impeached far-white dictator Donald "Papa Don" before aging opposition leader, Joe Biden, is oathed as ruler of the volatile, crisis-wracked nation.
#BREAKING US becomes first country to impeach its leader twice without succeeding in removing them from power, which analysts say is a vivid demonstration of the weak systems that are the reason it languishes as a first world nation despite being blessed with natural resources.
#BREAKING AU peace envoy, Monica Juma, calls for calm across the US following a dramatic week that begun with the Day of Pigs fiasco at the US parliament and has culminated in the second impeachment of far-white dictator, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, who incited the Orange Rebellion.
#BREAKING In statement released after his re-impeachment, far-white, US autocrat, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, fearful angry citizens may try to do to him what he tried to do to parliament, calls for healing and claims, without evidence, that violence has "absolutely no place" in US.
#BREAKING Covid deaths surpass 380,000 in crisis-torn North American nation of US, whose citizens are trapped in vicious cycle of disease and ethnic violence as politicians fight over its material wealth in classic case of resource curse afflicting many first world countries.
#BREAKING The day before US tyrant, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, who has claimed he could cure covid-19 with bleach and UV light, was impeached a second time for Day of Pigs fiasco which claimed 5 lives, coronavirus killed 4,300 Americans with few demanding government accountability.
#BREAKING Probe into Day of Pigs attack on US parliament, for which autocrat, Donald "Papa Don" Trump has been re-impeached, uncovers evidence of advanced planning by far-white, Christianist, anti-math terror groups with inside help from Presidential Republican Guard legislators.
#BREAKING Investigators say false conspiracy theory spread by autocrat Donald "Papa Don" Trump claiming math and counting were used by Al-Jibra terror group to spread Sharia Law in US, was largely responsible for dispute over presidential election which led to Day of Pigs attack.
#BREAKING Led by despotic Donald "Papa Don" Trump, far-white, anti-math conspiracy theorists claim Al-Jibra infiltrated secret US government agencies, like shadowy B613, which manipulated election officials into counting votes, substituting Arabic numbers for the will of voters.
#BREAKING Military sources say there are more heavily armed Ugandan troops deployed in Kampala than are deployed in Iraq and Afghanistan combined.
#BREAKING As Orange Rebellion roils volatile, food insecure, oil-rich North American nation of US, military chiefs issue letter reminding troops of oath to defend Constitution following last week's Day of Pigs attack on parliament by far-white, Christianist, anti-math terrorists.
#BREAKING AU warns US military against unconstitutional grab for power following reports of infiltration by far-white, anti-math, Shite Christianist extremists intent on keeping dictator Donald "Papa Don" Trump, whom they believe to be the divinely-anointed Covfefe, in power
#BREAKING US junta leader, Donald "Papa Don" Trump bans talk of predecessors, orders history books cleansed of references to resignations and peaceful transitions, as Orange Rebellion sweeps the troubled, disease-ridden first world nation following failed Day of Pigs putsch.
#BREAKING Troops in rag-tag US military forced to rely on donations of food from the public as corrupt regime of Donald "Papa Don" Trump implodes with the dictator confined to the barricaded presidential palace trying to fight off impending defenestration.
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#BREAKING Days to being oathed into office, aging US President-elect, Joe Biden, promises to spend KSh190 trillion on the debt-ridden North American nation's covid relief plan, in what analyst say is attempt to buy off Orange rebels and Day of Pigs putschists who reject his rule.
#BREAKING Authorities in reclusive, corrupt island kingdom of Britain, a hotbed of tax evasion and money laundering, "accidentally" delete 150,000 police records weeks after Brexit peace deal denies country access to crime database used by police in sub-Scandinavian Europe.
#BREAKING International humanitarian agencies raise alarm as new US report estimates nearly 100,000 Americans could die in the next three weeks as the politically unstable first world country, which is riven by violent ethnic and sectarian hatreds, struggles to contain covid-19.
#BREAKING New US poll shows a majority of far-white ruling Republican party members are Shite, anti-math Christianists who believe soon-to-be-defenestrated dictator, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, is the divinely-ordained Covfefe, but reject Orange Rebellion and Day of Pigs putsch.
#BREAKING Oppressive government resigns in Holland, a first world haven for drug trafficking and prostitution rings strategically located in the nether regions of sub-Scandinavian Europe, just two months to scheduled national elections after impoverishing thousands of families.
#BREAKING As US autocrat Donald Trump awaits his imminent defenestration, North Korea's Kim Jong-un is celebrating the success of his policy of containing the unstable, warlike, nuclear-armed nation and preventing further nuclear proliferation on the north American continent.
#BREAKING Reclusive, tribally-divided island kingdom of Britain to close all travel corridors in what strongman Boris Johnson claims is bid to keep out "unknown covid strains" but experts say is to stop desperate exodus following Brexit peace deal with sub-Scandinavian Europe.
#BREAKING Security forces in troubled US establish fortified "Green Zone" around barricaded presidential palace in seaside capital, Washington DC, anticipating attack by far-white Shite Christianist militants intent on stopping defenestration of dictator Donald "Papa Don" Trump.
#BREAKING Media reports suggest children of soon-to-be-defenestrated US autocrat, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, long used to sponging off their father's name and the public, are "in a bit of a panic" over the possibility of having to fend for themselves, if they avoid going to prison.
#BREAKING Officer of African descent who single-handedly stopped violent mob of far-white, anti-math, Shite Christianist terrorists during Day of Pigs attack on US parliament, saving the lives of many legislators and the country's fledgling democracy, to be honoured by lawmakers.
#BREAKING Election watchers from diseased and ethnically split sub-Scandinavian Europe say they are "impressed" by Uganda's violent election, which is, by first world standards, free and fair, despite brutality meted to opposition leader, Bobi Wine, and his supporters.
#BREAKING African journalists retracing footsteps of famous explorer, Milton Allimadi, discoverer of the Gulu River in the heart of ethnically-divided, reclusive kingdom of Britain, find heart-rending scenes of suffering and empty supermarket shelves in wake of Brexit peace deal.
#BREAKING AU observers declare elections in troubled US free and fair by first world standards, despite widespread gerrymandering, voter suppression, intimidation of officials, lack of common voter roll or uniform procedures, and violent Orange Rebellion and Day of Pigs putsch.
#BREAKING Tensions rise following rumour US tyrant, Donald Papa Don Trump may abandon barricaded presidential palace prior to defenestration, leaving the unstable nation without ruler at crucial moment as opposition leader, Joe Biden, performs traditional inauguration ceremony.
#BREAKING Most staff have abandoned doomed Papa Don regime with only family members, plus a few hostages they hope to trade for freedom, left in barricaded presidential palace, ringed by thousands of troops to deter rescue attempt by far-white, Shite Christianist extremists.
#BREAKING Authorities in troubled, unstable US say far-white Shite Christianist extremists who "act without warning, attack civilians and soft targets, and inflict significant casualties with crude weapons” are planning to disrupt defenestration of despot Donald "Papa Don" Trump.
#BREAKING In move sure to further enrage far-white, Shite Christianist terror groups opposed to modern knowledge, incoming US ruler, Joe Biden, has said there will be a Cabinet-level science adviser for the first time in the covid-ravaged, climate change-denying nation's history.
#BREAKING US Vice President-elect, Kamala Harris accused of sowing further division in the strife-torn, first world nation, after controversially declaring she and aging, millionaire President-elect Joe Biden would not only listen to science, but teach it to the next generation.
#BREAKING The incoming, moderate white, US ruler, Joe Biden, has been accused by radicalized far-white, Christianist politicians from the ruling Republican party, of working with a shadowy, global jihadist network, Al-Jibra, which seeks to use math to create a global caliphate.
#BREAKING Many in the unstable, debt-ridden North American nation are hoping a Joe Biden regime will reach out to popular far white groups, try to find common ground and promote national healing, perhaps only limiting, and not completely banning, police killings and machine guns.
#BREAKING Police in Toronto, Canada's capital, disperse huge anti-science protest amid fears Orange Rebellion roiling neighbouring US, where far-white, Shite Christianist extremists are waging violent campaign to keep Donald "Papa Don" Trump in power, could spill over the border.
#BREAKING Bankers as well as tax evasion and money laundering experts, who once made City of London, on banks of River Gulu, a financial haven for corrupt sub-Scandinavian Europe, flee the covid-ravaged capital of reclusive island kingdom of Britain following Brexit peace deal.
#BREAKING Few, even among those who claim to know something of the first world, have heard of Canada, much less can locate it on a map. Now, one African journalist has journeyed north from Canada's famous "evil twin" to tell story of desperate efforts to turn back US refugees.
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#BREAKING AU advises Africans to leave troubled US before Jan 20 or shelter in place as country prepares to install new ruler just two weeks after failed Day of Pigs putsch, with authorities expecting more attacks from violent, anti-math, far-white, Shite Christianist extremists.
#BREAKING Plane-load of expatriates lands in Nairobi on flight organized with help of US Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency, as Africans heed AU call to leave the crisis-wracked nation. One more flight planned for Jan 19 which may be last chance for many to escape.
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