For all of you looking on in bewilderment, shaking your heads, asking how ANYone can truly believe that 45 won the election, that massive voter fraud occurred, that Biden is a cannibal/pedophile/insert Q crap here...
Here's why.
(A thread.)
Dinosaurs and man co-existed; God created North America as a place for Protestants; all dogs come from one pair on the ark.
Note: I can only vouch for 9th grade BJU; I didn't do textbooks the last 3 years of my "education" because Jesus didn't want women to learn math or science.
I was a "keeper at home" and cooked, cleaned, provided childcare. 4/
aBeka, again - remember the white supremacy in the church I keep talking about?
Note: "Casting out Nines" is something aBeka teaches. Does it work? Yes. Is it unbelievably forking complicated when a calculator is RIGHT THERE? Also yes. 5/
Why is outdated math relevant? Again, New is Wrong. It's important to remember that "fact" because if science and mathematics show something new that contradicts your belief system, well, then it's automatically "fake news". Sound familiar? 6/
Theocracy, NOT Democracy, is the goal.
Note: I often asked how we'd have theocracy when none of the 20+ churches in town believed the others were Troo Christians. This was not a popular query. 7/
In case you were wondering if thousands of people now working in government literally believe the rest of us are evil - why yes, they do! 8/
And if you can believe that the Loch Ness Monster exists today, because God is using her to disprove evolution, why *not* believe in unseen by most but surely real massive voter fraud? 9/
I'm highlighting the whole damn thing because WOW.
Note: This was actively taught in the churches I was in, along with the "fact" that Black people are either the direct descendants of Satan or else cursed descendants of Ham. 10/
Screenshots above from this excellent resource - plenty more ick where those came from: anhpe.org/2013/03/03/rel… 11/
Did they whitewash - every pun intended - the Klan? Of course! These textbooks were written and taught by people from the private-Christian-School-because Blacks era. 12/
Anyway....I could go on & on about this all day long, but the point is...yes. People really DO wholeheartedly believe things like 45 being the Chosen One and Democrats having demons.
This has been in the making for decades. I've been warning about it for at least 3 of those.13/
I was being induced because of pre-eclampsia...after 16.5 weeks of increasingly problematic measures to keep me from delivering, thanks to going into pre-term labour at 20 weeks. (A thread) *CW:Abuse & pregnancy details*
Yes, I said 20 weeks. I was under a lot of stress at my job; they had a policy of firing pregnant women, and I'd been fighting that quite illegal discrimination.
So I wound up in hospital at 20 wks, contractions every 4-12 minutes, dilating, effacing, etc. 2/
I'd miscarried once before, and was finally pregnant after years of trying.
The first 20 wks had been spent continuously on antibiotics, with a permanent UTI, and breakthrough bleeding and repeat scares every couple of weeks. 3/
This is the second time today that the...oddness...of my past has hit my timeline. This particular "prophet" hit big-time when I was around 15/16. His exegesis of Gorbachev's birthmark was a particularly odd twist. (short thread)
I hadn't followed him closely, just would pop in every now and then and see how much he was milking with his cultural appropriation, supersessionism, Islamophobia, etc. His site endtime.org is a doozy. He also ran jerusalemprophecycollege.com because of course he did. 2/
The fact that he died of Covid doesn't shock me - and kudos to him blaming the pandemic on the straights sexing it up this time, instead of going for the easier target of LGBTQIA folks. 3/
@TheRaDR Hi :) I was raised Pentecostal, in a tiny cult in Louisiana. My grandfather was a missionary.
(Yes, I've reclaimed the Judaism from the other, Sephardic, not-Pentecostal side of the family.)
Anyway, a multi-part answer because it's too long for one tweet.
@TheRaDR The White Supremacy Gospel believes that angels are constantly in Africa (and South America, specifically Brazil.)
They are engaged in "spiritual warfare" a la the The Book of Daniel. They can be summoned from this great warfare as needed. 2/
@TheRaDR The reason they hang out in those two places are because Black people have especially nefarious demons attached to them - ones they brought with them when they "came to America" and that Whiteous people have been in battle with ever since. 3/
Cab Driver: "Oh, he's letting us go first. Thanks, fella, that's very white of you."
Me: "Play that one back for me again and 'splain how it's not racist."
Him: "Um...um...I didn't expect a white person to let me cross?"
Me: Nope. Nice try though. (a thread)
This particular driver was actually funny. His cab was clean, and he did the 4 hours each way trip over two days without complaint. He was careful about my allergies. Those are all good things.
But when he picked me up this morning, he said "I told Dispatch "You know, I thought that lady was white. She's a Jew! And boy, will she tell you to watch your mouth! I gotta be careful!"
Question for all the #exvangelical#exfundie#exchristian moms out there, if you nursed your child(ren):
Did you, too, encounter bizarre attitudes about breastfeeding in your time in church? #thread
It started when my son was tiny - he didn't nurse until he was 5 weeks old, so I pumped and syringe fed (with my husband's help) every two hours around the clock for 5 weeks until he could latch.
I was told it was just my pride making me fight to nurse.
When he finally could nurse, where, when, and how often I nursed him became ammunition for them, beginning with my mother.
I was "being seductive" by nursing in public, nevermind that I had him in a sling and was wearing a tank under my shirt.
So. I was born in 1976. I started school in August 1980, just before I turned 5, at home - my older brother had attended an ACE kindergarten, and it was deemed too liberal by my parents (his teacher wore PANTS when she wasn't teaching!) #thread CW: Abuse
I was literally part of the first wave of Christian Right-wing Homeschoolers; my parents had planned to homeschool us illegally, and it became legal that month in Louisiana because a legislator's relative wanted to homeschool.
I learned to read when I was 4. I also was acutely observant and aware - because by that time I'd already survived broken bones in my arm and neck, at least one rape, and an STD. This made me hypervigilant, and also primed me to be skeptical of everything around me.