Oof, the way Twitter is going this past week, I'm surely about to tweet something that will get me canceled up one side, down the other, and straight to H E double hockey sticks.
Well, wherever I go I'm going there without typos.
Did I just read an entire article, in one of our great national newspapers, about Sophia Loren's new movie that neglects to mention that it's a remake?
I mean, I love a good remake, but if the previous incarnation of a vehicle won the Oscar for Best Foreign Film, possibly it's worth mentioning, at least in passing.
This is Buona Sera, Mrs. Campbell erasure all over again.
What's the most visceral collective audience response you've ever experienced in a theater?
Mine was the response to "Well, it would be your lucky day if I was" (in Angels in America: Perestroika).
The laughter stopped the show for at least three full minutes, and as the audience quieted down someone let out a late guffaw and IT STARTED ALL OVER AGAIN.
The rest of the sentence leaves a lot to be desired, but whatevs.
Whenever I can't remember which, by birthright, I'm supposed to say, I just ask anyone not from New York what they say, and when they say "in line" I know that I'm "on line."