In summary: Do not use apostrophes to pluralize words (dos, don'ts, yeses, nos, frogs, princesses) or abbreviations (CDs, ICBMs, etc.). Do, for the sake of readability, use apostrophes to pluralize letters (p's and q's, dotting the t's and crossing the i's, that sort of thing).
Brains Are Weird (or at least mine is), part 2,378.
I pulled the words frogs and princesses out of unassociated thin air, at least consciously.
One might, I suppose, make the argument for "she got four Bs and two Cs," but "he got straight As" looks like crap, so let's call the whole thing o'ff.
P.S. I don't know why we're content with picnicked but not with arcked, but arc'd certainly looks nicer than arced, unless of course you just cba about any of it.
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Oof, the way Twitter is going this past week, I'm surely about to tweet something that will get me canceled up one side, down the other, and straight to H E double hockey sticks.
Well, wherever I go I'm going there without typos.
Did I just read an entire article, in one of our great national newspapers, about Sophia Loren's new movie that neglects to mention that it's a remake?
I mean, I love a good remake, but if the previous incarnation of a vehicle won the Oscar for Best Foreign Film, possibly it's worth mentioning, at least in passing.
This is Buona Sera, Mrs. Campbell erasure all over again.
What's the most visceral collective audience response you've ever experienced in a theater?
Mine was the response to "Well, it would be your lucky day if I was" (in Angels in America: Perestroika).
The laughter stopped the show for at least three full minutes, and as the audience quieted down someone let out a late guffaw and IT STARTED ALL OVER AGAIN.
The rest of the sentence leaves a lot to be desired, but whatevs.
Whenever I can't remember which, by birthright, I'm supposed to say, I just ask anyone not from New York what they say, and when they say "in line" I know that I'm "on line."