Oof, the way Twitter is going this past week, I'm surely about to tweet something that will get me canceled up one side, down the other, and straight to H E double hockey sticks.
Well, wherever I go I'm going there without typos.
And I'm going like Elsie.
How lucky was it for Fred Ebb that Elsie lived in Chelsea!
I recall once encountering "You know, the genius of 'My Funny Valentine' is that it's not really about a Valentine's Day valentine but about a person named Valentine" and I'm all like you're kidding right?

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16 Nov
P.S. This is indeed how you spell dos and don'ts (or Dos and Don'ts).
See also yeses and nos.
And yet p's and q's.
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15 Nov
Did I just read an entire article, in one of our great national newspapers, about Sophia Loren's new movie that neglects to mention that it's a remake?
I mean, I love a good remake, but if the previous incarnation of a vehicle won the Oscar for Best Foreign Film, possibly it's worth mentioning, at least in passing.
This is Buona Sera, Mrs. Campbell erasure all over again.
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15 Nov
I’d like to divide a few Republicans.
[Joan Crawford–in–Strait-Jacket gif goes here]
eh, wtf
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14 Nov
In case what you really needed to see today were some photos of Alla Nazimova as Mrs. Alving in Ghosts. ImageImageImage
Or in The Cherry Orchard, A Doll's House, or Hedda Gabler. ImageImageImage
I seem to be free-associating Lesbians Who Have Played Hedda. ImageImageImage
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24 Oct
I'd like borrow this, if I may, for live theater:

What's the most visceral collective audience response you've ever experienced in a theater?
Mine was the response to "Well, it would be your lucky day if I was" (in Angels in America: Perestroika).

The laughter stopped the show for at least three full minutes, and as the audience quieted down someone let out a late guffaw and IT STARTED ALL OVER AGAIN.
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24 Oct
Only in New York, kids.

Or do I mean "Only on New York, kids"?
The rest of the sentence leaves a lot to be desired, but whatevs.
Whenever I can't remember which, by birthright, I'm supposed to say, I just ask anyone not from New York what they say, and when they say "in line" I know that I'm "on line."

If you follow me.
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