somebody just randomly give me a book deal plz. thanks.
im not fussy about genre. at this point i could do nonfiction, spy story, fantasy, or sci fi. or all of the above.
but feel free to offer me that deal. it doesn't even have to be like obama or stephen king money.
in my defense, the mini-book i wrote did get near the top of the amazon humor charts, has 4.7/5 stars (and most of the negative reviews are from haters who never read it), and is still in the top 250 for political humor. amazon.com/Deepest-State-…

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