Let's do a send me your pets day, today. All photos of your pets gratefully received below.
Why are most of your pets sleeping? Is this all pets do, sleep? If so, I want to be a pet.
I didn't think thought this through. I have loads of work and I've spent two hours sitting with my wife laughing and enjoying all your pets.

You are not allowed to send me any more pet pics without my consent!!! Bye!

• • •

Missing some Tweet in this thread? You can try to force a refresh

Keep Current with Konstantin Kisin

Konstantin Kisin Profile picture

Stay in touch and get notified when new unrolls are available from this author!

Read all threads

This Thread may be Removed Anytime!


Twitter may remove this content at anytime! Save it as PDF for later use!

Try unrolling a thread yourself!

how to unroll video
  1. Follow @ThreadReaderApp to mention us!

  2. From a Twitter thread mention us with a keyword "unroll"
@threadreaderapp unroll

Practice here first or read more on our help page!

More from @KonstantinKisin

18 Nov
News Update #7 from the People's Republic of Lockdown for 18 Nov, 2027

The Government has announced that the lockdown will be extended for a further month after police officers responded to reports of a serial sneezer loose in central London. This marks 75 months...
...of continuous lockdown but Prime Minister Dawn Butler has promised this extension will be the last one. Her statement was received with apathy as anyone who cared about living ended their life years ago.

Meanwhile the toll from the deadly coronavirus continues to rise...
...with the 14th wave said to be one of the most lethal events in living memory, causing nearly as many deaths as toe stubbings, bathtub drownings and ice cream van accidents combined.

An emergency meeting of THYME confirmed the need to crack down on misinformation about...
Read 8 tweets
7 Nov
I supported the first lockdown.

My aunt died of COVID. My FIL is fresh out of hospital with pneumonia after catching it.

Lockdown was brilliant for me in terms of spending more time with family, my health and focusing on work I love.

Why do I vehemently oppose Lockdown 2.0?
According to the Government's own figures, the *first* lockdown will cause the deaths of up to 200,000 people.

We already have 28,000 excess non-COVID deaths. Over the next few years all the missed cancer, heart disease, diabetes diagnoses and delayed treatments will lead to...
...x00,000s of deaths.

The second lockdown will not end on Dec 2. It will continue until March. That's more people dead. Homeless. Suicidal.

Up to half a million people dying BECAUSE of lockdowns.

We didn't have the data in March. We do now.

I don't believe...
Read 6 tweets
6 Nov
News Update #6 from the People's Republic of Lockdown for Nov 6, 2027

Following an emergency meeting of ROSEMARY, the decision has been made to save lives and protect the NHS.

Cancer screenings, heart surgeries and other non-essential procedures have been cancelled...
...and replaced with regular clapping to celebrate brave frontline staff.

The Government is pleased to report that significant progress has been made in the battle against misinformation with over 30 prominent immunologists, virologists and other COVID deniers arrested...
...and referred for treatment at a re-education facility.

New polling shows that over 146% of the public now support lockdown, while 70% want it "harder, deeper, faster".

Opposition Leader David Icke could not be reached for comment on these developments as he was busy...
Read 6 tweets
31 Oct
News Update #4 from the People's Republic of Lockdown for October 31, 2027

Today marks the 7th anniversary of the Great Lockdown implemented by former PM Boris Johnson who lost the 2024 General Election after running on a platform of "Conservative with no C". To celebrate...
...the occasion of 7 years of continuous lockdown, the Government has allowed citizens to engage in sexual intercourse. However, sex must be conducted with social distancing, the use of a Government-approved full body condom and may not involve other humans. Approved animals...
...include squirrels, bats and sheep (Wales only). Individuals found to be engaging in sexual intercourse with other humans will be prosecuted for conspiracy to murder and banned from Twitter.

In Royal news, Princess Harriet has been praised by social justice campaigners...
Read 6 tweets
28 Oct
8 men who served our country in combat are being denied British citizenship because of minor administrative issues and clerical errors.

I have just donated. Please do if you can.
Read 4 tweets
31 Aug

There is an extensive gaslighting operation on the subject of the culture war.

By way of context, broadly speaking, the "culture war" refers to a series of political and philosophical disputes about a number of interrelated cultural issues. /1
At their core, these disputes can be summed up as a struggle to determine the relationship between subjective feelings and reality.

For example, we all know that men can't get pregnant or have periods but since this is uncomfortable for.../2
...some transmen to hear (because it suggests they aren't real men) we fight over how to best accommodate their feelings while retaining an understanding of basic biology.

We all know that discrimination is bad, which is how we know that applying it in reverse is also bad.../3
Read 10 tweets

Did Thread Reader help you today?

Support us! We are indie developers!

This site is made by just two indie developers on a laptop doing marketing, support and development! Read more about the story.

Become a Premium Member ($3/month or $30/year) and get exclusive features!

Become Premium

Too expensive? Make a small donation by buying us coffee ($5) or help with server cost ($10)

Donate via Paypal Become our Patreon

Thank you for your support!

Follow Us on Twitter!