my dog understands counting all the votes in an election. maybe this dog is just stupid.
"count all the votes. republicans delayed counting mail-in ballots that were heavily biden. this is not hard. more treats please."
frankly my dog came up with a polling aggregation model that knew the polls were off, we just didn't publicize it before the election. soon launching 538pup dot com.

tfw you are totally owning nate silver:
"if democrats deploy a treat stimulus before the end of 2021 my polling model indicates a +40 gain for them in the house. if they don't do that... well, it'll be speaker mccarthy"

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19 Nov
might just pivot to full maga-style biden tweeter. its not intellectually honest but its easier on my brain.
Biden got our jobs back. WE LOVE YOU PRESIDENT BIDEN! ⭐️⭐️⭐️🇺🇸🇺🇸
HE FIGHTS SO HARD FOR US. RELENTLESS!! #BIDENSTRONG Image
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18 Nov
my "affirmation of love" fogs up my glasses
sometimes i need sen booker to take it down about 20 notches
me: ok, going in here, let me grab this mask...

booker: QUICKLY, EVERYONE, GRAB YOUR LOVE AFFIRMATIONS

damn, cory, settle down.
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17 Nov
many days i vacillate between wanting to fix all the things and just shrugging. people, esp on the left, largely don't want to tackle the key areas we have problems (the media). and there's only so much you can do.
we see stories like the biden campaign being swamped by right-wing noise and everyone's reaction is like: fact checks! subscribe to the ny times!

are you fucking kidding me?
the answer is simple: create noise from the left. but people largely don't want to do that. so here we are, a dinghy in an ocean of shit.
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15 Nov
"I hear what you're saying, but its undeniable some people just think owning blacks is a God-given right. What are you doing to address their concerns?" - Civil War Chuck Todd
"Is there some sort of compromise bill that could make everyone happy? Maybe only free some of the slaves? It might improve Lincoln's standing with southern plantation owners." - Civil War Chuck Todd
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somebody just randomly give me a book deal plz. thanks.
im not fussy about genre. at this point i could do nonfiction, spy story, fantasy, or sci fi. or all of the above.
but feel free to offer me that deal. it doesn't even have to be like obama or stephen king money.
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She’s a democrat, not a Republican thank God
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Gonna have some interesting foreign policy debates I reckon. That’s been on the back burner for some time now.
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