Oliver Willis

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17 Nov, 4 tweets, 2 min read

my dog understands counting all the votes in an election. maybe this dog is just stupid.

https://twitter.com/CopingMAGA/status/1328714511172444160

"count all the votes. republicans delayed counting mail-in ballots that were heavily biden. this is not hard. more treats please."

frankly my dog came up with a polling aggregation model that knew the polls were off, we just didn't publicize it before the election. soon launching 538pup dot com.

tfw you are totally owning nate silver:

"if democrats deploy a treat stimulus before the end of 2021 my polling model indicates a +40 gain for them in the house. if they don't do that... well, it'll be speaker mccarthy"

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Oliver Willis

19 Nov

might just pivot to full maga-style biden tweeter. its not intellectually honest but its easier on my brain.

https://twitter.com/owillis/status/1329229001177538560

Biden got our jobs back. WE LOVE YOU PRESIDENT BIDEN! ⭐️⭐️⭐️🇺🇸🇺🇸

HE FIGHTS SO HARD FOR US. RELENTLESS!! #BIDENSTRONG

Oliver Willis

18 Nov

my "affirmation of love" fogs up my glasses

https://twitter.com/CoryBooker/status/1329161910361722883

sometimes i need sen booker to take it down about 20 notches

me: ok, going in here, let me grab this mask...

booker: QUICKLY, EVERYONE, GRAB YOUR LOVE AFFIRMATIONS

damn, cory, settle down.

Oliver Willis

17 Nov

many days i vacillate between wanting to fix all the things and just shrugging. people, esp on the left, largely don't want to tackle the key areas we have problems (the media). and there's only so much you can do.

we see stories like the biden campaign being swamped by right-wing noise and everyone's reaction is like: fact checks! subscribe to the ny times!

are you fucking kidding me?

the answer is simple: create noise from the left. but people largely don't want to do that. so here we are, a dinghy in an ocean of shit.

Oliver Willis

15 Nov

"I hear what you're saying, but its undeniable some people just think owning blacks is a God-given right. What are you doing to address their concerns?" - Civil War Chuck Todd

https://twitter.com/Rschooley/status/1328012094172581888

"Is there some sort of compromise bill that could make everyone happy? Maybe only free some of the slaves? It might improve Lincoln's standing with southern plantation owners." - Civil War Chuck Todd

"What can be done to cool things down after the divisive backlash to the Emancipation Proclamation? Some have said it was partisan overreach by President Lincoln." - Civil War Chuck Todd

Oliver Willis

15 Nov

somebody just randomly give me a book deal plz. thanks.

im not fussy about genre. at this point i could do nonfiction, spy story, fantasy, or sci fi. or all of the above.

but feel free to offer me that deal. it doesn't even have to be like obama or stephen king money.

Oliver Willis

15 Nov

She’s a democrat, not a Republican thank God

https://twitter.com/AP_Politics/status/1327672929069502464

Most of the replies I’m seeing to this seem to indicate we shouldn’t have a department of defense or some other kind of pie in the sky silliness

Gonna have some interesting foreign policy debates I reckon. That’s been on the back burner for some time now.

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