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I did some threads recently in praise of Liz Truss and Douglas Ross

Today I am going to do something new

I am going to do a thread in praise of Boris Johnson

First of all

I wish to congratulate Boris Johnson

The take up and promotion of the messaging around the "green industrial revolution" has been more successful than "boutique PR" or the craven cult cowering before Cummings

Today

To distract from

His comments on devolution

Coronvairus

Brexit

And nepotism

And Priti Patel bullying

And so many others

This is just a messaging tactic on the day of PMQ's to flood the airwaves

Tory MP's are obliging this morning

Thank you to each of you

You show you know what desperately bad PM Boris Johnson is and how much propping up he needs at PMQs let alone protecting your own career
So to go to their favourite single meme that most of them are using (when they aren't retweeting Boris' ten part video thread)
Before I experienced the "avalanche of passion" that Boris has for the Jennifer Arcuri - sorry I meant the environment

I first want to congratulate Boris

You have a ten point plan

Yay well done for you

Just one question

Where is your brexit plan?
A simple question

Where was the plan that you & Michael wrote?

Did it get reviewed by the rest of Core Group in Vote Leave?

Where was it stored and archived for posterity so it can be exhibited in the Brexit Festival of Britain - sorry Festival UK 2022

independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-n…
I jest of course

Why it took you a year and a bit from 23rd June 2016

But you released your rich, your detailed, your extensive plan for brexit

Of course in the Telegraph

telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/09/1…
A paper that is renowned

Well for hiring a cheating lying racist incompetent charlatan like yourself and giving you a sufficient hourly rate to support yourself and your children
I won't ask how your ten point plan of brexit is going

It's a shitshow

A tissue of desperation and lies from a cabal who sold a con with cheating, lies, nativism, fantasy cakeism and racist xenophobia

It doesn't matter what it is

What matters is how you sell it
Anyway back to the environment

Britain could slash environmental and safety regulations on imported products after it leaves the EU, a Tory MP has suggested.

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politi…
Good old Mogg

Imagine lying to the Queen and unlawfully proroguing Parliament

Jacob has won so so much

So going through the video of Boris

Scotland front and centre there

Thank you for affirming your desperation there to "move on" from your words on Scotland
After all Scotland needs to be saved from the disaster of devolution

A reminder
See also the legacy of your cult

ft.com/content/b4dcde…
Just a reminder:

"Mr Cameron in effect killed off the construction of new onshore wind farms in the wake of the 2015 general election when he said he wanted to “rid” the countryside of the “unsightly” structures after pressure from many of his own MPs."
See KPMG on hydrogen

"Within the next 30-40 years, half of Perth could be powered by hydrogen – but this is only the beginning."

Can you make it Robert Jenrick or Jake Berry's constituency - they do enjoy their bungs

home.kpmg/be/en/home/ins…
Nuclear isn't clean

It has consequences

2009 - "government announced plans for a new generation of nuclear plants. But Britain is still dealing with the legacy of its first installation at Sellafield - a toxic waste dump in one of the most contaminated buildings in Europe"
I could remind you of German car makers

But I just can't

The hollow eternal bullshit of you and your cult is nauseating
Good
Good
Good
Good
Good
Good

Remind us again - how did that Galileo replacement satellite thingy go to deal with the consequences of brexit?
At the end

It's a simple question

Why is there so little new money

LESS than £4 billion is new

A reminder

Brexit dividend

Vote Leave £350 m / week
Farage > £350 m / week
Mogg > £1.7bn / week

costs/damage of brexit so far

>£4.4bn prep cost
£170bn BOE stimulus
>£130bn lost growth (so far)
£39bn liabilities
And your party and its crusade to give red meat to its base

Is going after foreign aid

You could of course look to other areas investing in research, innovation and technology as part of their fight to address climate change

climatechangenews.com/2019/11/19/eu-…
So I welcome your focus on the climate

I miss all the days where right wingers had a go at Greta Thunberg
What I find sad is that you weaponize climate change to hide from your party's legacy of austerity, brexit and coronavirus

But I thank you for that also as it reveals the state of your desperation

You know how bad it is
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I would like to say.

I am so so sorry for Kate Bingham.

Michael Gove cannot play the ball.

So instead plays utter hollow bullshit instead.

Since Michael doesn't know where to start.

I will.

Now first of all.

There is the fact that other than Boris.

The heaviest hitter in the cabinet is sent out to bat for Kate.

That should be reassuring to Kate.

I would say the opposite.

It is a sign of the desperation.
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