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Gail Simone

@GailSimone

18 Nov

Money don’t get everything, it’s true
But what it don’t get, cat in shoes

Song, sung blue everybody knows one
Cat in shoe, every garden grows one

Well, I'ma gonna raise a fuss, I'ma gonna raise a holler
I been workin' all Summer just to try to earn a dollar

Sometimes I wonder
What I'ma gonna do
There ain't no cure for
A cat in a shoe

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Gail Simone

@GailSimone

17 Nov

Okay, so this happened. I realize this is a tiny thing in comparison to the out-and-out dangerous levels of racism out there, but it was still gross and infuriating and upsetting.

And obviously I am not a victim of racism, we were just kind of witnesses to something.

@rocketspouse

Second, I realize this is going to sound a little on-the-nose but it happened, and @rocketspouse and I made a point of memorizing every word, because it was just so...gross and random.

Everyone involved in this story was super-white, including us, remember.

Now, as most of you know, we live in the boonies, the closest town is very small and the few stores that sell supplies and groceries are out of a lot of things. With a second lockdown coming up, we went to the nearest actual city to do some shopping, taking all precautions.

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Gail Simone

@GailSimone

16 Nov

Name a fictional robot you had a crush on.

Please use hashtag

#MyRoboCrush

Weird. #MyRoboCrush is the NUMBER TWO trending topic.

And twitter still won’t give me a blue check.

;)

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Gail Simone

@GailSimone

8 Nov

Guys, I don’t like to brag, but I just booked a vacation at the beautiful Four Seasons, which I presume is a hotel, in Philadelphia, next to what I can only assume is some sort of day spa by the lovely name Fantasy Island.

Relaxation, here I come!

The Yelp reviews say you can smell the popular local barbecue ovens next door...mouth watering! Supposedly they use a method called the ‘Delaware Valley fry rub’ that makes the meat just fall off the bone.

This is going to rock, you guys!

Holy crap, I just checked google Earth and a walking corpse keeps tucking in his shirt outside the spa...he’s tucked it in like six times already.

Dude! A little decorum, please!

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Gail Simone

@GailSimone

7 Nov

Canada: Land of Mystery

Canada: Gateway To Adventure

Canada: Our Neighbor To The North

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Gail Simone

@GailSimone

6 Nov

Hey, hear me out, though.

What if Picard isn’t just gay but SUPER gay and when he says ‘Earl Grey, hot,’ he doesn’t mean tea, he’s ordering up his favorite member of the British gentry in assless chaps?