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Gail Simone

8 Nov, 5 tweets, 1 min read

Guys, I don’t like to brag, but I just booked a vacation at the beautiful Four Seasons, which I presume is a hotel, in Philadelphia, next to what I can only assume is some sort of day spa by the lovely name Fantasy Island.

Relaxation, here I come!

The Yelp reviews say you can smell the popular local barbecue ovens next door...mouth watering! Supposedly they use a method called the ‘Delaware Valley fry rub’ that makes the meat just fall off the bone.

This is going to rock, you guys!

Holy crap, I just checked google Earth and a walking corpse keeps tucking in his shirt outside the spa...he’s tucked it in like six times already.

Dude! A little decorum, please!

Holy crap, I wish I loved anything as much as tantrum Skeletor here loves tucking in his shirt...

Speaking of ‘meat falling off the bone,’ Skeletor is tucking in his shirt again. He really needs to learn to moderate.

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What would change, societally?

If you know there is a physical hell, people have been there...if you know aliens watch us, what changes?

Would there by huge groups worshipping the Asgardians or the Eternals?

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She was supposed to be short and a little stocky, and Brazilian.

Which was frustrating, because I knew there were a LOT of lgbtq readers of comics. Whole communities.

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Okay, I am about to tell a bit of a story.

You're going to want to be prepared for this, fair warning.

Seriously, this is quite emotional.

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At the same time, he discovered the BATMAN syndicated tv show, the Adam West one, and he decided that superheroes were EVERYTHING.

So, he stole the cape every chance he got.

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