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23 Nov, 10 tweets, 1 min read
At LEAST Piglet, Eeyore, and Roo.
Owl is an academic. Definitely voted for Biden.
Rabbit is a doomsday prepper. Probably Trump.
Tigger is a straight up agent of chaos. Probably Antifa.
Kanga is a single mom who homeschools. Probably Trump.
Pooh saw “Birthday Party” on the ballot and got excited. “I hope someone brings honey,” he says out loud before pulling the lever.
Christopher Robin is a child and not an American citizen, so he can’t vote. But Sidney Powell has reason to believe he voted twice in Pennsylvania.
Piglet is terrified of the Deep State.
Eeyore is a Georgia Republican who doesn’t see any reason to vote.
Roo picked up his mom’s political beliefs but has no idea what they really mean. He just likes the red hat.

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The ACB hearings are boring. There, I said it.
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Because sleep is overrated, I spent a lot of time thinking about this last night.
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2. Runs with the story based on the subject’s response to the story.

3. Refers to the story without linking to or giving proper credit to the original outlet/writer who broke it.
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