Thread by @BrianFeroldi

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19 Funny Stock Market quotes, thoughts, and images (thread)

"Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway."

-- Warren Buffett

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"Every day, self-proclaimed stock market 'experts' tell us why the market just went up or down, as if they really knew.

So where were they yesterday?"

-- Anonymous

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"If stock market experts were so expert,

they would be buying stocks,

not selling advice."

-- Norman R. Augustine

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"October: This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks.

The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August, and February."

-- Mark Twain

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"The market may be bad, but I slept like a baby last night.

I woke up every hour and cried."

-- Unknown

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A long-term investment is a short-term investment that failed.

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The market is weird.

Every time one guy sells, another one buys,

and they both think they're smart.

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Bull Market: A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.

Bear Market: An 18 month period when the kids get no allowance.

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There are 3 different types of investors.

1⃣Those who don't know anything

2⃣Those who know a little

3⃣Those who don't realize they don't know anything

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The perfect strategy works every time until you start using it

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Economists have predicted 14 of the last 3 recessions.

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