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26 Nov, 5 tweets, 1 min read
huns that stay bad > food that goes bad
Guys are paying to chat to women in the DMs only to find out they aren't compatible because "mercury is in powerade"
Twitter guy: "Do you think John Cena only goes on blind dates?"

Twitter hun: .......

*Twitter guy then pays R2.5k*

Twitter hun: 😭😭😭😭😭 omg you're so funny!!! lmfao πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€
Twitter guy: "Quantitative easing & relentless Fed stimulus has really exacerbated the valuation disconnect to the real economy"

Twitter hun: Idk lol

*Twitter guy then pays R2.5k*

Twitter hun: "Near term you should be overweight DOW for the rotation into value from growth"
Twitter guy: "Arteta's decision to pay out the back & architect a counter attack is putting undue pressure on the defensive unit"

Twitter hun: I don't watch football

*Twitter guy then pays R2.5k*

Twitter hun: "Agree, Auba needs to play more central & is being wasted out wide"

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Koshiek Karan Profile picture
27 Nov
Making money is easier when you already have money
When you already have money:

1. Increases the universe of investable opportunities
2. Allows for reinvestment & compounding
3. Gives you the ability to scale up
4. Allows for option to leverage up
5. Buys you time
6. It's easier to secure more money!
1. People with money get access to special opportunities

That sexy IPO or amazing tech start-up you would love to invest in gets their retail subscriptions from high net worth individuals & dedicated funds

Basically you get a chance to invest before anyone else. It's a network
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26 Nov
In SA, more than 50% of Black Friday credit accounts are in arrears within 6 months! Here's a guide on the dirty industry secrets + how to avoid being a statistic πŸ’ͺ🏽πŸ’ͺ🏽
bankerx.co.za/2020/11/26/the…
Shout-out @naikl for the very sobering insights. One of the most disruptive & insightful CEOs out there - definitely worth a follow.
Every year is the same
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24 Nov
It's difficult to imagine Trevor Noah, Charlize Theron or Elon Musk ever reaching this level of success living in South Africa.
Being fiercely patriotic doesn't always put food on the table or catapult you into the big leagues.

If you have the chance to work in another country, develop relationships & cultivate globally recognised skills - do it!

The world is so much bigger than our tiny piece of it.
The tragedy is people with a highly specialized set of skills, deep experience, strong relationships & vast resources will always have options to live in another country.

It's usually the most vulnerable members of society who are forced to stick it out.
Read 4 tweets
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19 Nov
Many wealth coaches/ trading gurus/ personal finance "experts" exist solely to make money from you & not for you
Twitter is filed with "this does not constitute investment advice" disclaimers.

It's easy to shift accountability - so you get away with loosely saying anything.

Consequently, you get university students & talk show hosts dishing out blind advice on retirement annuity products.
If you discovered a trading system that works repeatedly with a high degree of accuracy

... would you come onto the internet & share it freely with strangers?

Probably not

The money is in selling the idea & hardly ever in executing the idea itself
Read 6 tweets
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19 Nov
We place far too much faith in the mute button
Imagine loudly watching Peppa Pig and then you hear someone like

"Sorry, please go on mute..."
You: *goes on mute*

Also You: "Haha, this call is fucking boring. Haha, I'm watching wrestling clips on YouTube"

Everyone: "Hi, can everyone please go on mute..."

You: ......
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27 Oct
If a few episodes of Suits & How to Get Away with Murder are your primary motivation for studying law... it's about to get ugly real quick
A short story:

Watches Wolf of Wall Street
⬇️
Decides to run a hedge fund
⬇️
Enrols for BCom Accounting
⬇️
Ends up counting frozen chicken pieces
To the accounting folks, please post your WORST stock count stories below πŸ‘‡πŸ½πŸ‘‡πŸ½

(You could be saving a life)
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