Twas the night after lockdown, when all through the land
Not a person was stirring, except for a Spad;
The eye tests were hung by the Castle with care
In hopes that St. Dominic soon would be there;
Not a person was stirring, except for a Spad;
The eye tests were hung by the Castle with care
In hopes that St. Dominic soon would be there;
The patients were intubated in their beds,
While hydroxychloroquine danced in their heads;
When out in the car park arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the ward to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
While hydroxychloroquine danced in their heads;
When out in the car park arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the ward to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
The moon on the breast of the new lorry park
Gave the lustre of noon when it should have been dark,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a scruffy posh blonde with an arrogant leer,
Gave the lustre of noon when it should have been dark,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a scruffy posh blonde with an arrogant leer,
He swung from a zipwire, the dozy fat twit,
I knew in an instant it must be that shit.
As fast as his falsehoods his u-turns they came,
And he spluttered, and waffled, and sought whom to blame:
I knew in an instant it must be that shit.
As fast as his falsehoods his u-turns they came,
And he spluttered, and waffled, and sought whom to blame:
“Now, Starmer! now, Hancock! now, Merkel and Fauci!
On, Brussels! on, Wuhan! on, Vallance and Whitty!
Empty the pubs so the R-rate will fall!
Now mask up! Now distance! Now sanitise all!”
On, Brussels! on, Wuhan! on, Vallance and Whitty!
Empty the pubs so the R-rate will fall!
Now mask up! Now distance! Now sanitise all!”
He sprang to his limo, to his mates gave a wink,
And handed them contracts with barely a blink.
But I heard him exclaim, through his bent PPE,
"Covid Christmas to all, and you’re all in Tier 3."
And handed them contracts with barely a blink.
But I heard him exclaim, through his bent PPE,
"Covid Christmas to all, and you’re all in Tier 3."
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