doing the explain-whats-happening thing while watching home alone 2 with a 5 year old is an absolutely wild generational reality check
that’s an airport, they’re trying to get on the plane, you uh, you can’t do that anymore
that’s new york, yes exactly right that’s the statue of liberty. why? um well about a hundred years ago or a little more people used to come here on boats and they’d see that statue and know they were in a better country. that’s how we got here. now? uh well.
red state has crack legal analyst “shipwreckedcrew” on the scotus beat, look out everyone
I read the whole article because I have a sickness and can’t get enough of dumpster diving for treasure into sad loser land and welp I can tell you it is an article
I dunno maybe don’t use your kid as a prop to make his santa experience a centerpiece in your internet culture war would be my takeaway, tell him no big deal that wasn’t the real santa and put on an avengers movie and buy him a fuckin nerf gun like a well adjusted human
I AM SO TRIGGERED BY A DIFFERENT EXPERIENCE AND CONCERNED FOR THE FUTURE OF MY CHILD I WILL POST HIM ONLINE FOR OUTRAGE CLICKS, THAT WILL BE GOOD FOR HIM
these people are like the amish in that they’ve decided that nothing about society is allowed to be different than the experience they had and every new packet of info is an existential threat to their way of life, except militantly online
it is a mystery why any lawyer would try to win a case since apparently the secret to success in the legal system is losing as many times as possible in the most embarrassing fashions
trump has crossed the threshold of losing so much that there’s now a fully stocked pantry of case law from his prior losses for judges to throw at him in supporting their rulings, which happened twice today
if you aren’t a total sicko like me and haven’t been septic tank diving in alt-realitist twitter you’ll be surprised to learn they wrote about a bazillion all caps HUGE tweets over this & were entirely convinced this was the big one
this suit was the equivalent of voting yes on an HOA bylaw to allow neon colored mailboxes and waiting a year for your neighbor to paint their mailbox hot pink and filing a grievance a month after they painted it