Summary of today’s gist: A thread

1.

One twitter babe (Enai) booked a massage with a massage therapist (Abuja baby) so she could tell her to leave her man who Abuja Baby was in a committed side chick relationship with!

Wahala as they say will always be like bicycle
2.

After several threats from (Enai) saying she was going to post a video which we didn’t know about, fear entered (Abuja baby) which made her tweet....

“Dear @ enai_E_ I have left your man @ izxbhor oo. Before you people will go and pour me acid tomorrow.”
3.

Wahala for who no get carry over....🤲🏼
4.

(Mbah) tweeted his mind....

"Joeboy producer no get patience na why e songs no dey long"

We were arguing whether it’s Joeboys fault or the producer till one guy(Temitope) replied Mbah....

“Just like your hair no get patience😎 to grow”
Violence break!!!

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5.

What did we carry....
6.

Na like this Wahala dey start wallai....
7.

One guy(Kelz) said his Ex demanded for sex when she came to greet him the day he was discharged from the hospital.

He gathered liver and they went two rounds.

He fainted afterward and was rushed to the hospital

Women will finish you...!!!
8.

We too like wahala for this country....😭
9.

After getting local and international drags in different languages, Shepeteri twitter influencer (Motara) apologises for her misconducts on the streets.

She said she will spend the rest of her life seeking redemption.

May God forgive us our sins
Violence Break

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10.

Omo!!!
11.

Lesson: Be good....
12.

“I had opportunity to go to Amsterdam but I didn’t go because he thought I will leave him🤡”....

That was the reply (Feranmi) gave when (Volqx) asked....
“Biggest sacrifice you’ve made for a person”

Na there Hot-takes Twitter chop afternoon food
13.

Ahh!
14.

CEO Chicken and Chips Twitter (PapayaEx) was confused when she came online, so she asked a friendly question....

“Abeg what’s this Amsterdam gist about?”

That’s how shoeplug(DannyWalter) carried bazooka and replied her....

“It’s the same with that your Sugar Daddy gist”
15.

Love is a beautiful thing....🤲🏼
16.

Timi Dakolo perfomed at 8 weddings in Abuja for free yesterday....

Today, one tweep(Abiola) tweeted...

“Someone saw her man getting married to someone else from Timi Dakolo’s performance. Lmfaooooo oh God 🤣🤣😭😭”

Men are what again???
17.

One girl (Lastwive) tweeted...
“All mens are dogs 🐕”
Everywhere became hot as it was supposed to be.
One guy(Adamu Gombe) even replied her...

“Your father was local breed that is why they gave birth an unchain mad puppy”

It’s the Adamu without a GARBAGE response for me
18.

Arewa twitter doing the lords work...🤲🏼😭
19.

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1. After giving a child to Sophie Alakijas elder sister, Demon Idiot supported the Social media bill and called us "Children".
He thought the social media bill will cover his secret.

But Gist wey don drop, don drop!
2.

Married woman(Temikoods) dragged popular sèx toy vendor(🌸LADE🌸) today.

She claimed (Lade) has been using her knacks experience to perform Room 306 with her husband.
Lade also threatened to drag her if she called her out on this bird app.

Wahala just be like bicycle
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Summary of today's gist: A thread!

1. Unending chaos filled the TL today when Omohtee reacted to Aunty Risi's tweet where she expressed her feelings about girls with "Dr Anu" kinda big butts.

"Natural bodies always stay winning." Na wetin start all the kasala.....!!!
2.

The drag was still going on anonymously even when Omohtee said.....

"Takecare of your body before and after!.... don’t let people that can’t afford it try to talk you out of it or shame you for it cause of their own insecurities."

She use style brokeshame Risi😹
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3.

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Summary of today's gist: A thread

1. Davido's artist (Lil Frosh) was dragged today, one guy( Micheal ) said his sister has been in an abusive relationship with Lil Frosh for almost a year now, he also said he do Order Uber rides for her after she has been maltreated 😩🤦🏼‍♂️
2.

Still on the matter , a tweep(Chioma) said DMW guys don't beat up their babe, one guy replied her saying they actually do, that even dremo has that kinda case.

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3.

Dem don drag Lil frosh like tiger gen today

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Another one(Mokeji) said....
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Violence too much today, and I no too well.

So make una manage highlights. RT!
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