Summary of today's gist:A thread

1. After giving a child to Sophie Alakijas elder sister, Demon Idiot supported the Social media bill and called us "Children".
He thought the social media bill will cover his secret.

But Gist wey don drop, don drop!
2.

Married woman(Temikoods) dragged popular sèx toy vendor(🌸LADE🌸) today.

She claimed (Lade) has been using her knacks experience to perform Room 306 with her husband.
Lade also threatened to drag her if she called her out on this bird app.

Wahala just be like bicycle
3.

While we were still trying to settle that fight, one tweep(Dufah) came and tweeted...
"Leave people's husbands and boyfriends alone!"

One angry Lady(Olawunmi) took vexpa and quoted the tweet with...
"Did they leave mine?"

E be like babes don show am shege for relationship
4.

BBN(Vee) posted a picture today.

One unknown guy with Mbahs picture commented....
"Please be wearing bra abeg"

Vee that is not Ok, she replied him with....
"I can always tell who hasn’t seen real breasts before. You’re on that table sir. Have a lovely day ❤️"
Violence Break🔥🥂

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5.

Everywhere was peaceful when (Onyiye) tweeted....
"This one is always tweeting about U23 girls..coz I left him
Tears😭💀"

While we were still wondering who the person is, (Ayokasz) commented....
" Wahala Dey Ooh!! I for say na me but I prefer pretty girls" 😭
6.

One member of Anon Twitter(BagOfNuts) tweeted his mind.....
"I hate interacting with humans"

One(PreciousJaja) girls quoted the tweet...
"Interact with cows then"

To show how mad some of these Anon guys are, he replied her....
"In that case, hi"

😭😭😭
7.

One photographer (Osbalt) was dragged by (SomtoSocial) who claimed Osbalt also knows penistography well.

"So boosting someone’s Career with your penis instead of your photography lens is professionalism?" Was the tweet 😂

Somto also said he'll open Osbalts book today.....
8.

We were waiting for Somto to open Osbalts book but instead one girl(Thaiwoooh) opened Somtos book when she quoted him with....
"Should we also open your book?
How your giveaways ain't real? Baba dey photoshop receipts!🌚"

Wahala for who no get book oo
9.

One tweep(Beardless Smallie) asked Aunty Risi if she has gotten a new phone already, she said soon, she also added that she has a house and a life and asked what he had.

He replied her...
"At least I did not sleep around before getting the phone I'm using now. Aunty Ode." 😂
10.

Under(Beardless Smallie)reply one girl came and said...
"Such wack lines only sleeping around line against a girl that is in her bag get a life boo boo."

Same(Beardless Smallie) guy quoted her with a SS of her Account details on her bio and said..
"Get a life too baby😘"
11.

"They (Nigerian youths) are high on drugs all the time, most of them. They go to social media to do all sorts of things."

Just incase you don't know why they are dragging Mojisola Alli like tiger gen, that's the Rubbish she said at the house of assembly
12.

Kogi state commissioner for health was crying on live TV, he said it'll be difficult for the state to recover from the looted palliatives.

This grown man was really crying on live TV 😭

Even Mercy Johnson no do like this for Nollywood.
13.

Even after their store was heavily looted, SPAR said they'll still do BlackFriday for us.

I've never seen a brand with so much positive Coconut headness 😭.

Na brand wey support us, we go patronize 🤲🏻
14.

After using his own fans and the other guys fans to catch cruise yesterday, Starboy has promised WizkidFc that his long awaited
#madeInLagos album will drop 11.11

Wahala for who never get earpiece 💀
The Violence today was very mad

From different angles 😭
It's been long we heard from
Feminist coven and LGTv

Patriarchy FC have been enjoying every phase of Violence recently.

Shepeteri twitter is always having a new member everyday, may God save us oo🤲🏻
Hello.
I'm Beardless Smallie.

I can get your business to the right customers.
I can promote your song,video,art etc.
I and my team can give your brand enough exposure!!!

Thank you 😊

Follow me and turn on post notification 👉🏻👈🏻🥺
I come in peace, but I'll always be here for the Violence 🔥🔥🔥

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Summary of today's gist: A thread!

1. Unending chaos filled the TL today when Omohtee reacted to Aunty Risi's tweet where she expressed her feelings about girls with "Dr Anu" kinda big butts.

"Natural bodies always stay winning." Na wetin start all the kasala.....!!!
2.

The drag was still going on anonymously even when Omohtee said.....

"Takecare of your body before and after!.... don’t let people that can’t afford it try to talk you out of it or shame you for it cause of their own insecurities."

She use style brokeshame Risi😹
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She quoted the tweet with..
"Lol omotola @ me nau,why are you this pained?"

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Summary of today's gist: A thread

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2.

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Dremo enter baba DM threaten am say he go host free show find am, the guy drop apology video one time!😂
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Dem don drag Lil frosh like tiger gen today

One tweep (Lamar)tweeted.....

"Lil frosh just ended his career that never started."

Another one(Mokeji) said....
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Summary of today's gist!!!

Violence too much today, and I no too well.

So make una manage highlights. RT!
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*Some of Sansas friend were also transferred to shepeteri Twitter on loan.

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If your papa be Sars, no let anything make you miss deliverance for church tomorrow 🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻

Don't say I didn't do anything for you!
Even with deliverance, e fit no still better for you. Werey!!!
And no dey near Iron, make Ogun no go start from your head instead of your papa.
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Summary of today's gist: A thread

1.

So today, one guy (MisterNigerD) said the only place Dr Funmi is winning is on Twitter. He claimed Dr Funmi has lost his job and license in real life.
Many people don drag the guy for morning 😂

Yankee Twitter be doing the most Image
2.

Not long after, one guy(Heartbeat) said his babe is a bad person for collecting money from his mother after making her hair.

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3.

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"According to Oxford dictionary, most Nigerian girls are into prostitution but they call it relationship"

Yunno 9ja babes nau, Dem don drag the guy tire😂 Image
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The break up stuff go soon reach your own side too.

Everything na time my Gee🤲🏻😂
Werey, if you like disguise like say you no see my tweet.

You go break up laslas! ❤️ 💡 🤲🏻
We don't Know when, but soon Insha Allah 🤲🏻
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