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5 Dec, 159 tweets, 98 min read
jikook au where jungkook pins class president jimin on zoom to stare at his face but little does he know that as the host, jimin can see who the participants are pinning...
before i start, as usual:

- don’t pay attention to dates/times/number of likes/rts in the fic
- pls ignore any inevitable mistakes
- mostly fluff and dumbasses being dumbasses
- squirrels
- pls don’t be afraid to qrt it rlly motivates me

i hope you’ll enjoy!!!
1 — voting time ImageImageImage
2 — thumbells ImageImageImage
3 — namjoon is vp ImageImageImage
4 — oh yeah everything is over zoom ImageImageImage
5 — student body meeting ImageImageImageImage
6 — tinder has taken a turn ImageImageImage
7 — jungkook discovers the feature ImageImageImage
8 — the sins stare back ImageImageImage
9 — meet beomsoo and the squirrel club ImageImageImageImage
10 — jungkook is writing essays ImageImageImage
11 — intrigue ImageImage
12 — chipmunk gc title ImageImageImageImage
13 — squirrel club is kil ImageImageImage
14 — the club debrief meeting begins ImageImageImage
15 — club meeting transcript (pretend this is smth that would actually happen) ImageImageImage
16 — have to operate ImageImageImage
17 — questionable motives ImageImageImage
18 — you really seem sad ImageImageImageImage
19 — dare to hope ImageImage
20 — tsundere interaction ImageImageImage
21 — finally, squirrel club explained ImageImageImageImage
22 — coming up with ideas ImageImageImage
23 — hubby ImageImage
24 — schools starting ImageImageImageImage
25 — ready for monday? ImageImageImage
26 — psyched ImageImageImage
27 — 🍅 ImageImageImageImage
28 — narcissistic much ImageImageImage
29 — medieval... what ImageImageImageImage
30 — pain and suffering ImageImage
31 — focus, or lack thereof ImageImageImage
32 — knowledge of pop culture required 😢 ImageImage
33 — enormous... heart :) ImageImageImage
34 — life improvement ImageImage
35 — psychic? ImageImage
36 — kinda sad ngl ImageImageImageImage
37 — can you tell he’s whipped yet ImageImageImageImage
38 — omg bars ImageImageImage
39 — submitting to eurocentric ideals ImageImageImageImage
40 — impeach 😟 ImageImageImageImage
41 — the time has come ImageImageImageImage
42 — realizashun ImageImage
43 — jimin receives the chat log... (and no, they can’t actually see your private chats fkdjs) ImageImageImage
more readable ver !! ImageImage
44 — one text at a time ImageImageImage
45 — . . . ImageImageImage
46 — getting confident these days ImageImageImageImage
47 — a divorce in between ImageImageImageImage
48 — pay for the shirt ImageImageImage
49 — what did they do🧍🏻‍♀️ ImageImageImage
50 — the day has come ImageImage
51 — he’s here Image
52 — adorable ImageImageImageImage
53 — damn he doesn’t like tomatoes :/ ImageImage
54 — that’d be sexy ImageImageImage
55 — breathes heavily ImageImageImageImage
56 — thinking of other men ImageImageImageImage
57 — first meeting 🥳🐿 ImageImageImage
58 — reminder that tl tweets (first three) are read bottom to top ImageImageImageImage
59 — oh he’s running ImageImageImageImage
60 — just unjust :/ ImageImageImage
61 — jimin’s glitching ImageImage
62 — made it out alive ImageImage
63 — fossil fuels 😢 ImageImageImageImage
64 — things to delete ImageImage
65 — bruh... bruh. ImageImage
66 — is he a himbo :/ ImageImageImageImage
67 — 🥄 (btw the last two comments the users should be switched so yoongi says “he could see this”, social dummy is mean to me) ImageImageImage
68 — haha .. haha ImageImage
69 — friendship emergency 🔊 ImageImageImageImage
70 — jimin constantly forgets (and who is a what now??) ImageImageImage
71 — segway segues ImageImageImageImage
72 — stupid trigonometry ImageImageImage
73 — not this again 🏋️‍♂️ ImageImage
74 — namjoon is snooping ImageImageImage
75 — not the emojis... ImageImageImage
76 — jimin’s deproving ImageImageImage
77 — not the bro-zone... ImageImageImage
78 — fool ImageImage
79 — knee 🍝 ImageImageImage
80 — a dare? a date. a study date? ImageImageImageImage
81 — princess bride ImageImageImage
82 — relentless ImageImageImage
83 — ganging up ImageImageImage
84 — 2014 ketchup :/ ImageImageImageImage
85 — peace at last? ImageImage
86 — lightning reflexes ImageImageImage
87 — lols ImageImageImage
88 — sexyliciouses ImageImageImageImage
89 — alvin and the property brothers ImageImageImage
90 — succulents and ground squirrels ImageImageImage
91 — jokes ImageImageImageImage
92 — ✋🏻 🦶🏻 ImageImage
93 — holding horses ImageImage
94 — leave him alone he’s postulating ImageImageImage
95 — cool presidents ImageImageImageImage
96 — cavities ImageImageImage
97 — italics :/ ImageImage
98 — oh? oh. yes! ImageImage
99 — pro squirrel catching skills ImageImageImageImage
100 — if u saw the first time i posted this no u didnt ImageImageImage
101 — superman ImageImageImage
102 — reasonable analogies ImageImage
103 — sounds like he needs prune juice ImageImageImage
104 — he’s y/n now ImageImage
105 — beomsoo’s emotional rollercoaster ImageImageImage
106 — strange crumbling business empire roleplay ImageImageImageImage
107 — face falling ImageImageImage
108 — not today ImageImage
109 — timothy chardonnay ImageImageImage
110 — fine 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 ImageImage
111 — #thinking ImageImageImageImage
112 — queen of england ImageImage
113 — error 404 ImageImageImageImage
114 — mood shift ImageImageImage
115 — why so speedy ImageImageImage
116 — jimin’s descent into madness ImageImageImage
117 — jimin’s friends are always critics 😪 ImageImageImageImage
118 — fun today ImageImageImage
119 — surprise ImageImage
120 — dork charm ImageImageImage
121 — good luck ImageImage
122 — jungkook is flexing ImageImageImageImage
123 — date today ImageImage
124 — for the wedding ImageImage
125 — ethology ImageImageImage
126 — compass ImageImage
127 — he’s not ok ImageImageImage
128 — stages of grief ImageImage
129 — numbers ImageImageImageImage
130 — bold for once ImageImage
131 — annoyed giraffe memoji ImageImageImageImage
132 — he’s been trapped ImageImageImage
133 — 😙 🎶 ImageImageImage
134 — un/block ImageImage
135 — not a pawn shop ImageImageImageImage
136 — jk is a hunter (sorry for not posting yesterday i’ve been busy 😢 but now i am FREEE) ImageImage
137 — he’s gluten free ImageImageImageImage
138 — see jimin IS grounding the empire ImageImageImageImage
139 — unfaithful findings ImageImage
140 — testing ImageImageImageImage
141 — he’s still afraid (and bad at pet names) ImageImageImageImage
142 — jin & jk on the same wavelength ImageImageImage
143 — positively negative ImageImageImage
144 — jimin is a film critic 😒 ImageImageImage
145 — dinner interrupts ImageImageImage
146 — stolen catchphrase ImageImage
147 — birdemic no shock no terror ImageImageImage
148 — again? ImageImageImage
149 — ... and again and again and again ImageImageImageImage
150 — their friends are done (but also soft) ImageImageImage
151 — ... and the school year comes to a close ImageImage
152 — fighting for love ImageImageImage
153 — five hours ImageImage
154 — it’s a draw ImageImage
THE END

omg thank u guys so much for all of your love and support i rlly never expected this many ppl to read it?? i loved reading your qrts so so much and i really had fun writing this and their chaos 🥺 thank u again and i rlly hope u enjoyed it 🥰🥰❤️❤️
oh i almost forgot but inspired by umich’s squirrel club i am humbly indebted 😔 maizepages.umich.edu/organization/s…

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