jikook au where jungkook pins class president jimin on zoom to stare at his face but little does he know that as the host, jimin can see who the participants are pinning...
before i start, as usual:
- don’t pay attention to dates/times/number of likes/rts in the fic
- pls ignore any inevitable mistakes
- mostly fluff and dumbasses being dumbasses
- squirrels
- pls don’t be afraid to qrt it rlly motivates me
i hope you’ll enjoy!!!
1 — voting time
2 — thumbells
3 — namjoon is vp
4 — oh yeah everything is over zoom
5 — student body meeting
6 — tinder has taken a turn
7 — jungkook discovers the feature
8 — the sins stare back
9 — meet beomsoo and the squirrel club
10 — jungkook is writing essays
11 — intrigue
12 — chipmunk gc title
13 — squirrel club is kil
14 — the club debrief meeting begins
15 — club meeting transcript (pretend this is smth that would actually happen)
16 — have to operate
17 — questionable motives
18 — you really seem sad
19 — dare to hope
20 — tsundere interaction
21 — finally, squirrel club explained
22 — coming up with ideas
23 — hubby
24 — schools starting
25 — ready for monday?
26 — psyched
27 — 🍅
28 — narcissistic much
29 — medieval... what
30 — pain and suffering
31 — focus, or lack thereof
32 — knowledge of pop culture required 😢
33 — enormous... heart :)
34 — life improvement
35 — psychic?
36 — kinda sad ngl
37 — can you tell he’s whipped yet
38 — omg bars
39 — submitting to eurocentric ideals
40 — impeach 😟
41 — the time has come
42 — realizashun
43 — jimin receives the chat log... (and no, they can’t actually see your private chats fkdjs)
more readable ver !!
44 — one text at a time
45 — . . .
46 — getting confident these days
47 — a divorce in between
48 — pay for the shirt
49 — what did they do🧍🏻♀️
50 — the day has come
51 — he’s here
52 — adorable
53 — damn he doesn’t like tomatoes :/
54 — that’d be sexy
55 — breathes heavily
56 — thinking of other men
57 — first meeting 🥳🐿
58 — reminder that tl tweets (first three) are read bottom to top
59 — oh he’s running
60 — just unjust :/
61 — jimin’s glitching
62 — made it out alive
63 — fossil fuels 😢
64 — things to delete
65 — bruh... bruh.
66 — is he a himbo :/
67 — 🥄 (btw the last two comments the users should be switched so yoongi says “he could see this”, social dummy is mean to me)
68 — haha .. haha
69 — friendship emergency 🔊
70 — jimin constantly forgets (and who is a what now??)
71 — segway segues
72 — stupid trigonometry
73 — not this again 🏋️♂️
74 — namjoon is snooping
75 — not the emojis...
76 — jimin’s deproving
77 — not the bro-zone...
78 — fool
79 — knee 🍝
80 — a dare? a date. a study date?
81 — princess bride
82 — relentless
83 — ganging up
84 — 2014 ketchup :/
85 — peace at last?
86 — lightning reflexes
87 — lols
88 — sexyliciouses
89 — alvin and the property brothers
90 — succulents and ground squirrels
91 — jokes
92 — ✋🏻 🦶🏻
93 — holding horses
94 — leave him alone he’s postulating
95 — cool presidents
96 — cavities
97 — italics :/
98 — oh? oh. yes!
99 — pro squirrel catching skills
100 — if u saw the first time i posted this no u didnt
136 — jk is a hunter (sorry for not posting yesterday i’ve been busy 😢 but now i am FREEE)
137 — he’s gluten free
138 — see jimin IS grounding the empire
139 — unfaithful findings
140 — testing
141 — he’s still afraid (and bad at pet names)
142 — jin & jk on the same wavelength
143 — positively negative
144 — jimin is a film critic 😒
145 — dinner interrupts
146 — stolen catchphrase
147 — birdemic no shock no terror
148 — again?
149 — ... and again and again and again
150 — their friends are done (but also soft)
151 — ... and the school year comes to a close
152 — fighting for love
153 — five hours
154 — it’s a draw
THE END
omg thank u guys so much for all of your love and support i rlly never expected this many ppl to read it?? i loved reading your qrts so so much and i really had fun writing this and their chaos 🥺 thank u again and i rlly hope u enjoyed it 🥰🥰❤️❤️
jimin and jungkook are part of rival friend groups and major fields that hate each other’s guts and have since forever.
so needless to say, things get a little messy when the two of them meet at a party and hit it off immediately
before i start
- will most definitely be nsfr (not nsfw) but i’ll mark it anyway
- jm & co are liberal arts majors
- jk & co are creative arts majors
- the rivalry is kind of dumb at times and i don’t think it exists irl
- i screwed with the ages/corresponding grades pls ignore
additional things:
- pls ignore time stamps, likes, rts, etc on posts
- the probability of typos is 100% im so sorry
jikook au where jimin exposes his rival jungkook for looking at his butt in a viral tiktok, ready to flame him for eternity... hes not very happy when jungkook ends up stealing his clout
before i start just some reminders
- pls don’t pay attention to time stamps/likes/rts on their posts
- also typos those r inevitable
- get ready for some tiktok cringe
- pls interact it encourages me a lot and i love seeing what you guys think
h2o just add water jikook au where jimin is a mermaid so he has to dry his hands fast af or else he’ll turn into his mermaid form. jungkook is terrified when he sees jimin leave the bathroom without washing his hands
i should probably clarify that he turns into a mermaid any time he has water on him for more than 10 seconds
before i start:
- pls dont pay attention to likes/rts/timestamps/inevitabile typos
- dont be shy to engage! it really motivates me and makes me happy to know your thoughts
also
- jms a mermaid w a ring that gives him human legs, ull find out more along the way
- the rest r human
Jungkook’s friends send a stripper dressed as a mailman to his house as a prank. Said mailman doesn’t know what to do when his client doesn’t seem to realize he doesn’t, in fact, have the Nicholas Cage body pillow he ordered three days ago
hello it’s been a while! as always please ignore
- time stamps
- number of likes/rts
- inevitable typos
and this will have some sexual jokes but no smut djsjjs
Jungkook and Jimin have been in a petty rivalry due to “theft” ever since first grade. The rivalry continues through the years, and now they’re in college. Jungkook has a crush on his rival and ends up confessing— on April Fools Day.
as always pls don’t pay attention to:
- time stamps
- likes & rts
- the inevitable typos/other mistakes
- hair colors changing randomly when they shouldn’t
- the fact that it’s based off of the american school system hh
Jimin has had too many bad breakups to count. After a particularly bad one, he decides that love is just a waste of his time. But Jungkook, who Jimin meets at a club the night after the breakup, wants nothing more than for Jimin waste it on him.
as usual don’t pay attention to timestamps or the number of likes/rts/etc and i hope you enjoy!!! 💖💗💕 [may be mentions of nsfw stuff but no actual smut or actual nsfw stuff hhh]