Thread by @moonlitjungoo

『Delivery - jikook au』

Jungkook’s friends send a stripper dressed as a mailman to his house as a prank. Said mailman doesn’t know what to do when his client doesn’t seem to realize he doesn’t, in fact, have the Nicholas Cage body pillow he ordered three days ago

hello it’s been a while! as always please ignore

- time stamps
- number of likes/rts
- inevitable typos

and this will have some sexual jokes but no smut djsjjs

i hope you enjoy!! 💕💖💗

1 — introducing: jungkook and his friends

2 — introducing: jimin and his friends

3 — 🚹

4 — a hermit

5 — yoongi is... smooth

6 — found

7 — different reactions of the same person

8 — well you see

9 — different responses

10 — please please PLEASE

11 — not again

12 — sum TEA

13 — 🧹

14 — i’m baby

15 — talking, duh

16 — it’s thursday

17 — outfit

18 — ding dong

19 — this mailman is terrible at his job

20 — jimin on the tl

21 — jimin in the gc

22 — embarrassing

23 — jungkook is outraged

24 — a knifing tonight

25 — confounding

26 — nicc has arrived

27 — ripped off

28 — lied thru his teeth

29 — not today is legendary

30 — okay emo boy

31 — frozen thickness

32 — new place

33 — noooo

34 — oops

35 — jimin recounts the events

36 — jungkook regrets the events

37 — can’t go without apologizing

38 — try try again

39 — then why...?

40 — typing... typing...

41 — yelling

42 — jungkook reacts easily

43 — jungkook panics

44 — you bungled it

45 — freak out

46 — a whole mess

47 — subtle legend

48 — yes you

49 — regrets

50 — an entire mess

51 — crayons

52 — jungkook.................

53 — jimin is flustered

54 — romantically

55 — bet

56 — pay up

57 — owe me

58 — jimin’s insecure

59 — dance dance revolution

60 — so cool

61 — appointment

62 — see you then

63 — ???????

64 — don’t drool

65 — expression

66 — today

67 — friends

68 — dance

69 — return

70 — he can’t function

71 — g Uys

72 — deserve it

73 — thank you >:(

74 — crushes everywhere

75 — ahhhhhhhhhhhh

76 — insecure and inexperienced

77 — joons pep talk and encouragement

78 — smile

79 — crushed... makes sense

80 — jimin has insecurities too

81 — flirting returned

82 — opposite of up

83 — oopsies

84 — contact name

85 — ms frizzle is a legend

86 — 😍😍

87 — keeping eyes out

88 — for jimin

89 — getting deep

90 — day out

91 — glad 💕

92 — is it bad

93 — good news

94 — announcement

95 — jungkook’s encouragement

96 — sexy heart

97 — OMG

98 — shook af

99 — i called it

100 — really real

101 — a scam

102 — many uwus

103 — even more uwus

104 — . omg

105 — video

THE END

thank you so much for reading my first jikook social media au in a long time!!! thank you for all your support and comments and i’m sorry if it seemed a little rushed but i hope you enjoyed!! 💕💕💖💞💞🥰🥰🥰