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7 Dec, 4 tweets, 1 min read
Acabei de descobrir o Teorema do Macaco Infinito, e estou sem palavras.

"O Teorema do macaco infinito afirma que um macaco digitando aleatoriamente em um teclado por um intervalo de tempo infinito irá criar um texto qualquer escolhido, por ex. a obra completa de Shakespeare."
A pergunta mais importante é: como foi que eu cheguei na página da Wikipedia do Teorema do Macaco Infinito?

Bom dia.
Segunda-feira, gente. Nada faz sentido.
O macaco do Teorema do Macaco Infinito. Tem cara de Bóris.

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