Thread by @stilgherrian

Ah yes, “could” is such a useful word.

“I could inflate myself with nitrous oxide until I balloon up to blot out the Moon, rendering overpaid News Corp propagandists powerless.” #planetjanet

https://twitter.com/Jeff_Sparrow/status/1337515544338026498

Also, Jason Falinski is 50yo so not “young” by any normal definition. Still, if the Liberal Party’s “Aussie Squad” is four broadly interchangeable white men aged 33yo to 50yo with tediously predictable life experiences then I think even the ALP can rest a little easier.

Yes, even the ALP.

Still, all four are younger than Dr Albrechtsen herself, and they’re all the kind of boys she’s spent most of her life around, so the Gods of Homogeneity will be sated. Forward into the Past!