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12 Dec, 6 tweets, 2 min read
Do the hustle. Billionaire begging for five buck donations on the internet. Cuz she wants a government/ tax payer paid job to fight socialism. #MarxistBarbieNeedFiDollah
“Caught soliciting in a federal building”. Just the sound of that ain’t right. 11alive.com/article/news/p…
Anyone else note how TrumpTards always capitalize “MILLIONS”? Just like the comedy guy in the Mao jacket?
This is a real ad for TrumpTwinkie.
We have officially arrived. Image
My goal in 2021 is to make Kony famous again and negotiate his influencer deals on Instagram. Image

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15 Dec
I just want to remind everyone that back in 2011 Donald Trump and Michael Cohen set up a Russian cryptocurrency scam site shouldtrumprun.com to see if there was any money in running for President. But wait...there's more. nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/new-…
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Sorry folks I can't make this up. fec.gov/files/legal/mu… Image
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15 Dec
Careful what you wish for....emptywheel.net/2020/12/14/aft…
You really don't want Russian taint on your treasury and intel agency servers. But we do now. Thanks Donald. nytimes.com/2020/12/14/us/…
Trump and his flying kraken monkey fuckery squad managed to make Hillary seem like a computer genius.
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15 Dec
Prince worked with Paul Behrends and later hired him to do numerous business deals. Paul was a constant in the Prince/Rohrabacher orb. thedailybeast.com/paul-behrends-…
In April of 1991 Marine reservist Behrends and a 21 year old Prince went to Managua to look for proof of mass graves. They were hired by the US. funded Nicaraguan Association for Human Rights or ANPDH. morningstaronline.co.uk/article/w/huma…
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14 Dec
This is not a movie? Damn. nytimes.com/2020/12/13/wor…
Kudos to Azam Ahmed, the writer and based on my experience Netflix and every middle aged Hispanic femoral actor should be calling him in 3, 2 1.....Congrats.
@azamsahmed is such a nice guy he is personally thanking people on his Twitter page for praising his piece. He is also my kind of journalist. I hope he makes bank on this story. nytimes.com/2017/04/29/ins…
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14 Dec
Today the electoral college ends Donald's Trump's presidency and elects Joe Biden to replace him. Historians will try to capture how America lost their way. Certain cultural touchstones like Dr Oz promoting Cambridge Analytica must be preserved. #WhatALongStrangeTripItsBeen ImageImageImage
We will also need Disney to properly program Trump's robot.
Certain moves like throwing paper towels to clean up hurricanes are repeatedly meeting with midgets should be choreographed into a Broadway play called Trump! The Musicial! ctvnews.ca/world/america-…
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14 Dec
This is awesomely bad. Big Marcus, One Eye Dan and low budget video effects bring the fake outrage heat to fake commie radical socialist Antifa! This should become a Netflix series. That way every week Donald could re-lose the election.
I would splice in some Saudi jihadi choppy sockey footage to pump up the action a bit.
Bring in Uzimon to write some action flick tunes.
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